Thursday, January 8, 2009

So,this has been one weird week.

Unreal shirt and Carrot.
Pat Quinn rumors.

But Eklund just upped the stakes. HOCKEYBUZZ

"Two different sources, one oversees, agree that the NJ have serious interest in Jaromir Jagr and are trying to find Jagr a way out of his Russian contract. There are several rumours that the KHL may be in deep trouble here with players across the board being asked to take serious cuts in salary midway through the season."

We know this says New Jersey, and its Eklund.

UPDATE:
Akus sent this through.
Eklund =Owned yet again.

Go to this site. [KHL]
Scroll down....

Worldwide oil.

Vomit.

Still whatev

Stranger things have happened.



Just saying.....

We'll pay for his ticket.



73 comments:

meg said...

um what?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Jagr in a Devils jersey is enough to make me vomit. Horrendous...

debrisslide said...

Whatev.

Rage said...

staff you get the mail?

FreeCandyVan44 said...

maybe devils fans will actually start going to the games

Rage said...

Eklund should be erased from human memory. He's a filthy kid-fucker

MizzPenz said...

Calling all Russian Mafia connections right now.

Pensblog Staff said...

Jagr comes back.

Pens win the cup in 2 games.

CFX said...
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CFX said...

second the NJ + Jagr = Vomit.

Let's get it though!
Jags come back lmao

Katherine said...

ummm rage... is that offer in the previous post open to all cbloggers? lol... i swear to god if someone paid the transportation and ticket for that close to a flyers game. i would shed all self respect and go shirtless for a few moments at the mellon... and i'd find a way to be even more orange too.
man the things id consider doing for the pens

Allison said...

ahhhh, rage that was me allison, your cblog baby mama, not katherine my bff

meecrofilm said...

"maybe devils fans will actually start going to the games"

If it was free beer 'n blowjobs night and everybody got 300 dollars the Devils still couldn't even sell 70% capacity.


And please tell me that censorshipblog is not going to take effect.

Pensblog Staff said...

new site has no censorship.

Still working on getting comments 100% right.

pops said...

jagr on sid's line would be insane.

not getting my hopes up though.

Rage said...

@allison-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...i don't wanna be sexist, but I'm only human...think about it. Just sayin.


C'mon staff...hep a bruvva out here...yinz are the pros, not me

Rage said...

@pops-JJ is a team-killer, man. If you watch the Mario comeback thing in the locker room, you can tell.

akus said...

A rumor? I thought the KHL has been financially in deep jersey shit.

--

Pops,
nooooooooooooo.
Hope for something else.

jovi said...

what's with ppl having to escape from russia?

tell jagr to dig a tunnel to china,and leave from there.

that probably means radovlo(sp) will show up in time to beat us tomorrow

debrisslide said...

rage, you crazy. Your generosity is legendary.

KaylaJ said...

it was hard enough to see jagr on the rangers, i cannot imagine the substance i would vomit if he went to NJ.

man, that's an awesome vid vs NJ. yes they were unsure, odd, german titov cheering days, but that def was a fun series. i hope one day if i make it to pittsburgh again i can jersey foul with my hrdina jersey!

finally as for fat quinn, NO!

pops said...

but is the reward higher than the risk? its debatable...

if they could sign him up for just this season, id risk it...

a lot of people are already crossing this year off, foolishly... i still believe they can get something done. i always hated jags bullshit, even on the caps and rags, but the cunt can play, ill never ever deny that, its just whether he could contribute more than fuck things up

but its a moot point, its never gonna happen. he feels slighted by pittsburgh in some way for all those years of boos. fuck him

dd7 said...

Rage Staff I put this idea out cause I thought it would get a laugh if it happens it happens if it doesn't oh well.
But if a Wheeling or WBS trip comes up even though I am new here let me know I follow both teams and would love to see our future prospects in person.

pops said...

i also heard geno's mom is coming for a bit of a longer term stay, to set him up in his new digs etc.

dd7 said...

Not backing down by any means I just do not expect any one to go out of their way for a comment i made here. ok I am done for the night.

pops said...

can someone do the "JAGS Come home... LMAO!" on the jumbotron during a game? that would be epic

TheFandangler said...

DO IT!!!!

Rage said...

Here it is:

Confirmation Number:
090107-7246

Penguins vs. Flyers
Sun. March 22, 2009, 3:00 PM
at Mellon Arena
Section IGLO2W, Row T
Seat 10 US $212.75 per ticket
Authentication and reissue fee US $1.95 per ticket
TOTAL: US $214.70

Rage said...

In the words of greater minds than mine:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rage said...

And the confirmation email:

Hello Charlie XXXXXXX,

Thank you for your recent purchase at Penguins TicketExchange

Below you will find the details of your purchase:



Penguins vs. Flyers
Sunday, March 22, 2009
at Mellon Arena

Seats:
Section IGLO2W, Row T, Seat 10


Total Tickets: 1

Confirmation Number: 090107-7246
Price: US$214.70
Payment: Visa
Delivery Method: TicketFast - Log in to print your ticket(s)

Pensblog Staff said...

wow wow wow wow

Allison said...

rage if you legit bought that man a ticket, you are my new hero.
and im not sure what you meant by your sexist comment, but whatev... your generosity it still legendary as debris pointed out.

pops said...

shit, i thought you guys were talking about a PLANE ticket.

me=yeoke

Rage said...

@Allison: No, dear, I bought A ticket, which I can't use. Details TBD, but as I told staff, I ain't interested in humiliating anybody, ESPECIALLY a Pensblog family member...but if somebody could come up with an idea for raising funds for MLF (Annie)and/or flagrantly promoting tPB, then I'm game. No orange necessary

Rage said...

Is this behind their bench or the Pens?
Section IGLO2W, Row T, Seat 10

pops said...

on second thought, looking at that jags pic, i think his vag-stache would make this team implode...

mass suicide in order to avoid that thing at all costs

Pensblog Staff said...

okay question Cblog.

Who gets the GD start tomorrow?

Any noteworthy carrots?

Allison said...

And rage wtf are you doing buying someone else a ticket when your ass has never been to the mellon from what I remember?!?!? You need to get there...
I propose that if rage is really sending this guy to the game that we somehow get rage to a game as well.

pops said...

shirt

pops said...

or an actual oompa loompa

akus said...

March 22, i will have to bake a carrot cake.

It's a holiday.


Carrot Top.

But that Flaming Carrot ( cartoon) is dark and demented.

dd7 said...

Rage I am all for it but if some one else seems more worthy I understand. email is the best way to catch me I am taking care of a sick mom so I only get to post on good nights on here. Shes a pens fan too so my alone time with the boards result in off game day posts or posts long after the game is over. As I said I am game since i only have to go 2 blocks and spray myself down with some cheesy spray and get a roll of tape to add the new addy. now I am out for good work is creeping at my back door and i dont want to be late if i get done fast enough i can catch the 3rd period.
In closing just one thing from me peso=playmaker not the answer for a scoring winger his 2 linemates made the ahl all-star game not him.(HMMM) Also lovejoy made the allstar game. And caputi cranked in his 10th goal tonight. I am out for the night for sure now.

TheFandangler said...

Do it.

pops said...

haha

i dont know about GD character, but i found this when searching "oompa loompa" and it is hilarious

oh boy

Rage said...

@staff-maybe give red n andy a shot

@Allison-You know, I got caught up in the hilarity of the moment, but then staff said something in an email that made me think about causing somebody who for all intents and purposes is a friend humiliation. I still have plenty of time to get to the Mellon. Hahaha...hell, I've never even been to Pittsburgh...

akus said...

wiki says.

the Flaming Carrot is, in fact, Jim Morrison of the Doors.

AND;
The Carrot lives in Palookaville, a neighborhood of Iron City (a working-stiff sort of town like or Pittsburgh).

BlacknGold66 said...

Holy fucking shit Pops I about wet my pants just then.

akus said...

He is portrayed as a womanizing, hard drinking, two-fisted, mentally unbalanced individual.


woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

pops said...

haha. love it. aight, all, im going to sleep. peace out

JAGR ON THE PENS!? WHOSE NEXT? TYLER WRIGHT!!!!?

Allison said...

@rage- ok I finally understand what went on lol. I was reading comments sporadically in between some caffeine induced dancing with pigtails to britney fucking spears. (Does it help that it was womanizer and I was thinking of maxie?). Yea caffiene highs at 2 in the morning are killer.

Rage said...

to finish(oops), I'm tryin to figure out a creative way for him or somebody to earn the ducat that will benefit something/somebody(MLF coffeytalk?) while repping the blog/cbloggers WITHOUT being embarrassing

Fast Eddie said...



Do It

BlacknGold66 said...

Jagr rumors eh?

Here we go again.... again.

meecrofilm said...

BNG......... who left the fridge open?


A couple things,

First, this is the Orange to end all oranges.

Second, I decided to completely go out on a limb with my gameday nomination. I present to you, All Business Hot Girl. Just think about it.

Fast Eddie said...

wtf

Nailer News said...

Carrot Top should get the gameday. Especially since Nashville is a joke.

Natalie said...

First of all, Rage, you are awesome. Secondly, I can't wait until that game, I'll be on the lookout for a very very orange cblogger.

Also, a suggestion for the game day post tomorrow, what about the Veggie Tales carrot?

http://i40.tinypic.com/aoko5u.jpg

(It's surprisingly easy to find a picture of that thing. Oh, Google.)

LEGAME58 said...

Carrot preparing for a home game..

dave said...

Words won't be able to describe my disappointment if Carrot Top isn't tomorrow's gameday character

Look at the guy. He's probably juicing more than James Harrison

Allison said...

oh, google

this is creepiest carrot I've ever seen.

holy fuck, or maybe this one.

these are aparently called sex carrots, and I must go investigate further.

again, holy hell

Allison said...

And I think it might be time to re-evaluate my life when I find myself googling "sex carrot" at 4 in the morning.

Allison said...

and oh jesus, for the love of god DO NOT google image search "sex carrot" with safe search off... you have been fairly warned... it is not a pretty place.

/I'mneversleepingagainblog/

Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

http://choppingblock.org/d/20090108.html

TheNWChica said...

DO IT!!!

Nulpher said...

@ Allison:

Your post reminded me of the old tpb post about the mascots where the staff warned not to search for 'tommyhawk' with the safesearch off.



And hey... just be thankful that you're not searcing "Gay men kissing" after every too many men on the ice bench minors. ha.

Allison said...

@nulpher- honestly, as a female, i think i might rather search gay men kissing over some of the stuff that came up for sex carrot... it was that disturbing.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Jagr on the Devils makes baby Jesus cry.

Come home Jaromir.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Comment 68.



Sorry, I had to.

Captain Winky said...

Maybe we'll get lucky and 68 will finally get hit by a fucking bus

Cody said...

I vote Violet and her oh so orange friends for GD:

http://66.116.220.10/images/violet%20color%20400.jpg

The Skank said...

Is Jags dying alive in Omsk?

wilsmith said...

you ruined it, guys. way to go.

Molly said...

if Jagr becomes a devil by april 1st, i'll be happy.
thats the game i'm going to at mellon

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