Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Okay, Who Is It?

DEADSPIN posted this on Tuesday.
It's a letter that a girl/woman sent to advice columnist MARGO HOWARD.

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( This is not the girl who wrote the column. This is just a random girl.
We searched "penguin fan hot" in Google Images. PAGE 3.
She found out her picture was posted here within two hours and e-mailed us. Stunned.)


DEAR MARGO: I have been dating a guy for two years, and when we met, everything was perfection. We have had ups and downs, of course, but I feel there's one thing that is always putting a strain on our life: My boyfriend is totally obsessed with the Pittsburgh Penguins. Everything he does revolves around them, from the clothes he wears each day (always a Penguins hat and/or shirt) to the car he drives (his license plate boasts the name of his favorite player) to his room, which is covered floor to ceiling with 8 by 10 pictures, jerseys in cases, pucks, sticks, game-used skates and hockey cards. He needs to go to all the home games (42-plus over eight months), and he goes alone because he only has one ticket. His hockey mania takes a huge toll on our relationship because it involves a large chunk of time away from "us." We both work and go to school, so our time is limited, but the Penguin season in the mix makes it much worse. I end up feeling unimportant to him — almost as if he has a second girlfriend and he's cheating on me with "her." Please help me find a way to make him understand my feelings and to lessen the strain on our relationship. —- OFF-SEASON-ONLY
GIRLFRIEND


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Thank God "and he runs some gay blog" wasn't in there somewhere.

If you are the guy she's talking about and you're reading this, it's time to end it.
You don't want to date someone who turns to an advice columnist.

Thanks to MICHAEL J. for the link.

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Some dude guessed the Showcase at the end of Price is Right right on the dollar.



Drew Carey almost vomited.
Apparently, it was a huge fix that originated at some TPIR message board. LINK

69 comments:

M. Vanderlasser said...

John Curry.

It's either BNG66 -or- maybe, in a unique twist, it's Kris Letang?

jc said...

She is hot....but Pittsburgh sports trump everything in my opinion... sorry honey.

debrisslide said...

If she doesn't like hockey he shouldn't be dating her.

The Goon Blogger said...

It's nothing personal hun, hockey's just more important than you.

dying alive said...

Ugh, that hair.

After seeing that a TPIR board exists and that they spend most of their time trashing Drew Carey, I will never again feel slightly lame about spending most of my workday skulking around on Pens blogs and message boards. Congratulations to me.

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bob smutzik said...

okay if the girl who wrote in to this advice giver is the girl posted on the big picture i know her from high school and could probably find out who shes dating get back to me staff

btumpak said...

eh, go pens.

fleuryous said...

bob...it's you, isn't it? haha.

FireFox said...

Solution!

Pick a few crappy games out of the season like the Wild, Thrashers or one of the 27 games against the Islanders. Sell the tickets to those games. Do all the nice things with the girl that day. When 7:30 comes around, get nekid and start the party in front of the TV. Hot sex while watching Penguins puck is so much fun. :)

But if she can't handle that, dump the ho.

fleuryous said...

I'd dump him purely based on the fact that he has one ticket/game.

If we could at least split the games (I go to half, he goes to half), then he's a keeper.

KaylaJ said...

apparently the people at price is right are morons. i mean seriously, if you're using the same showcases that you did when bob barker's parents were kids, eventually someone is gonna figure out the prices.

anyway, as for the guy and girl. seriously, if she's questioning him to ann landers jr, she's already half way there to dumping him anway.

also, what's wrong with that girl's hair?

Nick said...

Was that written by the girl in the pic on this blog?

J.J. Veshio said...

that price is right forum is the scariest thing on the internet... i mean.. i guess we're just as bad with our love for the pens, but a daily discussion of tPiR is lunacy.


p.s. screw the girl. go pens.

rackets said...

if the story is about the girl in the picture then i know who it is..went to high school with me

mikebez87 said...

John Curry has more all-star game votes than Gary Roberts. just throwing that out there.

Travis said...

Are you all gonna be cock blocks or something?

What's the name? Can I facebook it? She put out? I need the 411.

akus said...

Ugh four day lay off sucks.


It's all about the nookie, the nookie, hockey and nookie. Forget her hair, what the hell, it looks like a tampon studded string hangin from her innie.
She never mentioned if he has CI or reads a blog daily and visits it 10 times a day. Refreshes the page at least 5 times in an hour.Laughs out loud at odd hours in the night as he reads.

Off season only girlfriend,maybe you should go enroll in some college classes.

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@dying alive,
I hear Ya.
Who knew TPIR had a message board, I read a few posts and stopped when someone suggested show hosting school.

I think they should come on downnnnnnnnnnnn to tPB.

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I am watching the NJ/Sabres game on CI, Doc Emerick said, "If this was in New Jersey the fans would be yelling, shooooooooooooooooot!"

Hmm, where have i heard that before.

Nulpher said...

She looks like she could go through the Penguins training regimen... looks like a few too many Krispy Cremes.

I propose a photoshop contest of her.

mallori said...

put me down as another one who knows her. ok well i don't KNOW her, but i know of her. good enough.

TheFandangler said...

The girl has the same haircut/style as about 94.7% of all girls.

That's why I have no desire to know 94.7% of girls alive right now.

I'd rather put my dick in a pile of needles because no matter which one you poke... it'll probably do more damage to you back.

debrisslide said...

Girls are bitches. *shrug*

PittHockey said...

That dude needs to make some sacrifices and get another season ticket.

What a failure at life.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Wow.

What a bunch of judgmental, self-righteous, egotistical blowhards cblog is rollin' with tonite.

Sincerely,

[Sean Avery]

BlacknGold66 said...

M.Vander:

Although I do somewhat fit the bill for that guy.

I...

1)Don't have tickets to every game {sigh}.

2)Don't like ugly chicks that get classified as "hot" simply because they are fake-baked, skunk-haired, and decked out in makeup like a baboon.

3)I have a girlfriend that loves the Pens

4)She actually loves Kris Letang more than me (true story).

5)I lied about 3 & 4 and I'm saving myself for you. (wink wink)

Matt said...

holy wow what a bod on that babe

ipuck said...

i feel bad for this guy.

my girl is now a pens fan and will enthusiastically wear my pens sweater during games.

just the sweater.

and she knows how to make me feel better after a loss.

what a girl. love her to death

greenrin said...

At least that guy doesn't have to take his girlfriend to games while she wears stupid jewel studded pink Pens jersey.

great_white_nwpa said...

leave the girl, take the canoli

Ryan said...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=3193208

dying alive said...

Nulpher - Are you kidding? There are catty comments I could make about that girl, but she is not overweight in the slightest.

great_white_nwpa said...

i just stumbled onto her justin.tv site....now i feel like stabbing myself in the brain

"the hills" meets "i am sam"

dying alive said...

I should have said there are catty comments that I *could* make about that girl, but I won't. Because I'm not one of "those" women.

Except the hair, because I really hate that style. Sorry. I have never claimed to be anything more than average looking so I'm not one to cut down someone else's appearance, but from the hairline up, I've got it going on so I feel justified. I am proudly well-coiffed.

great_white_nwpa said...

...but she ain't hard on the eyes

P.O. said...

<3 sloots

debrisslide said...

ummmm, anyone notice the Sharks game?

Nabokov = stunned.

dying alive said...

So anyone know the deal with Zigomanis? I thought that initially they said his injury wasn't serious, but he's been out for a while and he's not expected to play tomorrow.

KaylaJ said...

that is a popular hair style? never seen anything like that before

KaylaJ said...

as for zigzag, i'm not really sure anyone knows for sure. i gotta say i know why teams just want to say "undisclosed upper injury" or something like that, butts always kinda annoying.

Dr. Turkleton said...

DA...

did you get your 'Holiday' present from the Pens today?

A-train said...

Oh shit, he has outside interests!

Sounds like someone who I am acquainted with who has a Pens obsessed significant other. She bitches constantly about the Pens and fusses about hockey in general and oh no more than 15 games it's so much! However, I don't think he has tickets to the games. But she strikes me as the type that would write into an advice column. Vomit.

However, I agree with fleuryous, I'd dump him because there aren't two tickets to the games. That's an obvious fail.

professor confusion said...

I agree with Nulpher. She could stand to lose a few if she's gonna dress like that.

I'd hit it, certainly, but still ...

M. Vanderlasser said...

bng, that's very flattering, but I'm saving myself for Petr "Hat Trick" Sykora. We're going to start a chinchilla ranch up in Perry County.

P.S. Did anyone suggest playing "Wango TANG-o" when Letang scores? If not, I suggest playing Wango Tango when Kris Letang scores.

debrisslide said...

Um, I'm more worried about her tanning habits than her weight.

PenguinsExperience.com said...
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PenguinsExperience.com said...

Check out the terrible Photoshop on TSN here.

jc said...

Really? Your complaining about her hair and saying she needs to lose weight? I love the girls who arent stick figures... those chicks snap in half.

fleuryous said...

This just in: Gaborik ACTUALLY played a game tonight, and he got two points.

Congratulations.
The IR misses you...

brett said...

She's pretty, but needs to spend less time dying her hair and burning her skin. Go natural, girl.. you'll look much better

Docciavelli said...

Mike Richards called. He and Jeff Carter want to have sex with the girl in the post while wearing bead necklaces.

woooooooooooo

ladystanley said...

haha totally agree with fleuryous and a-train...the fact that the guy only has one ticket is the deal breaker for me.

ce by22 said...

The girl in the article needs batteries and a vibrator.

IT'S HOCKEY SEASON FOR CHRIST SAKE!

I thought it was me too a few days ago when somebody posted this in cblog. I emailed my girlfriend and said this wasn't you right?

***She emailed back "OMFG, your sean avery gay"

ce by22 said...

bng, that's very flattering, but I'm saving myself for Petr "Hat Trick" Sykora. We're going to start a chinchilla ranch up in Perry County.

-WOW, that was life changing!

BeatenlikeaRentedMule said...

Anyone else notice that not only is Marian Hossa not leading the west in votes, he's 6,600 votes from being overtaken by iginla for 3rd among forwards? Call to Arms anyone for "Iginla to 81812"

ce by22 said...

@ Docciavelli

Mike Richards called. He wants to have sex with Jeff Carter wearing bead necklaces.

woooooooooooo

jefe p said...

if theyve been dating 2 years, and he still only has one ticket.. theres issues so why even bother..

dump. that. bitch.


and go pens.

debrisslide said...

brett FTW. I know we're all about manliness here and how bitches suck but I still think calling the girl fat is a low blow. *shrug*

PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT TO GET ANY
BURNNNNNNN

Flying into Pittsburgh for my winter break at 9AM. WOOOOOOOO.

P.O. said...

if you have ever been to BARRYS on southside no one is ever too fat to get some burn...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jerrrrrry said...

btw .. ashley marie is your girl
http://dwizzlesworld.blogspot.com/2007/08/hottie-of-week-ashley-marie.html

Dixie Normess said...

Make love from time to time.




And wash.

Kat said...

Is this girl kidding? I'd kill for a man who loved the Pens. Hell, I'd kill for a buddy who was in love with the Pens. Why the HELL is it so hard to find hockey fans in LA?

SteelPensBucs said...

As far as TPIR goes, maybe they had a bunch of crap in the warehouse that needed to go, so that guy's decade was made.

That picture is nice. She's not rail-thin, which is good.

If that guy does have a single season ticket, doh! Make the sacrifice and get a 20 game pack with 2 seats, plus buy a pair to 1 other game. That way, they both would go to 21 games. Granted, the seats would be in balcony city, but at least they could both go.

Adrienne said...

It's nothing personal hun, hockey's just more important than you.
QFT.

BnG66 haha. Dude, you're my hero <3



On the hockey front, Gaborik FINALLY playing again. WOOOOOO!! My shitty no-hockey week has been fixed. :)

James Harrison will taste Manflesh said...

Kat: Because it's LgAy and hockey isn't a celebrity-appearance-friendly sport.

@ everyone calling the chick fat: she has no rolls and no muscles/veins/ribs showing, which is exactly how a woman is supposed to look. It isn't her fault that everyone on television is a disgusting bulimic.

nicholas richter said...

buries it

EatonFreeCandy4Life said...

At first, after reading the whiny girlfriend, I kind of sided with the guy just because there's something about a girl who dates a guy who loves sports and can't accept that or even make some kind of an effort. I also hate the term "football widow." She shouldn't be dating him if she can't handle his Pens obsession. As far as the season ticket thing goes--it's pretty selfish. If he really wanted to be with her, maybe he would become more accommodating. Oh well. My husband and I are both sports fiends. Couldn't ask for it any other way. :)

purge said...

LOL, the girl in the pic is my best friend's ex girlfriend. Her name is Ashley. So funny.

joseph burrell said...

wow she is so hot and did she really email you when you posted her picture??? hmmm that gives me a great idea to make a hot girl to get in contact with me, just kidding LOL
gotta to check some news out on Hostpph.com, see ya bro!

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