Wednesday, December 3, 2008

GAMEDAY [28] -- NEW YORK RANGERS



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17-8-2

The Rangers have played every night of the regular season it seems like.
Some Pens fans circles hate the Rangers more than the Caps or the Flyers.
And we're okay with that.

We can't stand Ranger fans.
So if you want a fanboy perspective for tonight, be sure to visit the BULLSHIT BULLETIN.

In fact, sans some of our fellow Pens fans, we can't stand New York:



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Uh-oh. Montreal is running scared:




Pens fans are working overtime to make up for the idiocy from the Montreal fanbase.
Two weeks ago, it was an insurmountable lead.
Now it's totally within reason.

Other inspiring news about a potential ASG comeback. PUCK DADDY.
Jarome Iginla has jumped into the top 3 in the West, knocking down Zetterberg.
Phaneuf has moved up to second place.

MARK OUR WORDS. THIS IS GUARANTEE CITY.


CROSBY AND MALKIN WILL BE STARTERS IN THE ALL-STAR GAME.



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Sabu looks to be getting the start.



Go Pens.

295 comments:

AlanClique said...

Pens win 4-2. Staal gets 2.

somechic said...

shitting pens drawings always=win

AlanClique said...

oh, and i believe the game is streamin on yahoo sports.

Rico Fatty said...

Who is the gameday mascot!!???? is it the Buries It goal?

justincredibleh said...

uss hal gil scores his first goal of the season. do it.

Sean said...

Sorry for a non-Penguins comment. Very random question. If anyone lives in Ottawa or will be in Ottawa next Monday and would like tickets for the Senators-Panthers game, please contact me. More information is at Sean's Ramblings (http://seanramblings.blogspot.com)

Go Pens!

greg said...

Title of steelers question of day "Can steelers get jobbed out of #2 seed". But the question does not use the word job anywhere.

TheFandangler said...

Iginla Jumped up the standing in the "west"... not the east.

Lay off the 09' sauce for a bit...

crmzak said...

Das UberGeigh. bwahaha

It's like Douchebags are our decade's version of 80s hair bands with all that gel and makeup. It'll come full circle soon enough and they'll have their own reality show on VH1, just you wait.

maxwellmoseley said...

JTV

norojo said...

everyone has to go on pens.com and check out mad max getting interviewed by carrie milbank, the ending is priceless

Ice said...

I just dropped Satan from my fantasy team so I expect nothing else than a 5 pt night from him.

chris e said...

Let's do this shit!

AlanClique said...

i would do ungodly things to Carrie Milbank

dhudzin said...

LOL Chris Terreri. What a joke that guy was.

Rage said...

You know, she's married to a very "regular-guy" lookin guy. Speaks volumes for her as a human being



Go Pens

Allison said...

Living in New York's not that bad.

ok I'll admit it I'm already drunk so maybe my judgement's off.

Rage said...

@ Allison-


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sounds like FUN

wilsmith said...

Enemy Pie?

Allison said...

@rage-umm... ad to the fack that i am reading a philosophy textbook right now..
HELL YEA.... good times
[not]

drop the fuckin puck!

debrisslide said...

I wonder if Max is a big fan of her cheerleading or her interview skills. . .

/what?

Let's do ittttt.

kstewy16 said...

Montreal = Patheticblog.

They blew a humongus lead. What a joke. Thats almost as bad as "Hockey Town" not selling out playoff games.


Go Pens.

The Goon Blogger said...

Staff, I will give all my time not already given to school to make this gurantee a reality. We are but your humble soldiers, lead on.

meecrofilm said...

YES. I just had this feeling staff was gonna go with LB. Do it.

Go Pens.

bluzdude said...

Tonight I see if there's any good mojo in this spiffy new tPB Jersey...

Allison said...

the way they announce henrick lundqvists name is pretty gay

and i think the ny announcer is compeeting against errey for sexual innuendos said while on air... "scott gomez has new linemates... they make an interesting threesome"

akus said...

@ kstewy16,
When i read that i thought you meant the ASG, then i realized you meant the game last night ( Thrashers)

Either way i think both comments apply.

So Flower has a groin injury,why dont they just say that!!

Docciavelli said...

Well, the PP looks better tonight. Even if they still can't score--at least no shorty chances on the first 2:00.

J.S. said...

27,000 votes? No problem.

Or as they say in Montreal: all in a night's work.

ACO35 said...

No Seasame Street line?

Docciavelli said...

"The scoring chances as well as the shots favor the Penguins so far."

No shit.

Baby Mask = Sabu Win

Docciavelli said...

To hear MSG tell it, there should've been 6 penalties against the Pens there. Never mind Orr holding Crosby after the hit. Never mind Orr coming back at Orpik after the bump. Nah, there's no penalties there.

dying alive said...

Totally worth a double minor.

Are they chanting Crosby sucks? Yeah, keep watching as your team is in salary cap hell over Gomez & Drury. Jokes.

Docciavelli said...

Never mind. Rangers will give us back 2:00. Dumbasses.

dying alive said...

Too many men. Who sucks now?

johnnylaw said...

First penalty was bullshit. What a cocksucker.

Nulpher said...

Oh god... too many men.

Staff is probably on google right now.

dying alive said...

MARK FUCKING EATON! Lawl!

Stoosh said...

EATON

AlanClique said...

Eaton :)

johnnylaw said...

Ha ha! What idiots! Too many men on a PP. Coaching fail.

Docciavelli said...

HAH BITCHES!

"That'll change the momentum, won't it."

Damn right it will.

J.S. said...

Eaton!!!!!!!!!

dying alive said...

Crosby sucks so much he just made a guy who hasn't scored a goal since April of 2006 look like a sniper.

johnnylaw said...

Who sucks now you cock smoking, bitch ass new yorkers.

justincredibleh said...

Thatta boy. If my prediction of uss scoring comes true it will be the eaton-gill two-headed monster.

Docciavelli said...

Well, does Eaton have trade value now?

Stoosh said...

Love the fact that three Rangers got caught watching Sid with the puck while Eaton slid in behind everyone.

Needless to say, the next time three Penguins are caught watching Scott Gomez or Chris Drury carry the puck will be the first.

johnnylaw said...

I think Orr just pissed off the sleeping bear. Although, given Crosby's play of late, can't say he was hibernating. Maybe he'll think twice before being a douchebag.

meecrofilm said...

#7 Buries It. Now you know why my picture is what it is. Norristown here we come.

Docciavelli said...

commit.

Drury/Gomez = Not worth 14.4 million. Not even close.

Sean said...

From what ive seen here in the first, there is no doubt in my mind that Max drilled Carrie Milbank this afternoon the way hes been drilling this shots from the high slot. its only a matter of time.


3 point night in progress...

Docciavelli said...

Love it. Therrien threatens to sic Godard on Drury.

Okay punks, throw Orr out there on Crosby one more time...

Docciavelli said...

You know, Drury can claim Malking jumped, but there was a clear hook behind the net on Malkin after the backhand.

half a dozen of one...

ACO35 said...

naslund to ref: remember last night baby

dying alive said...

Love it. Therrien threatens to sic Godard on Drury.

How did I miss that?

rickyaustin33 said...

Wow. I forgot how much I hate the Rangers.

Free Candy better hand some out tonite.

johnnylaw said...

Man, the Rangers are sloppy in their own end. Makes sense, Sean Avery played there.

pops said...

mark fucking eaton. wow.

therrien talking shit to the rangers bench... LOVE IT!!!!!

finally! this is the therrien we all know and love. not "no expression" after blowing a lead. keep it up HCMT!!!

GREAT PERIOD!!

meecrofilm said...

Sean:

You're totally right. Money.

pops said...

god. naslund for stojanov. what was CP thinking!?

akus said...

Gotta love that finger point by HCMT.

pops said...

is there a video? not just a pic? i wanna see talbot mack it

Stoosh said...

Given that their MSG cohabitants have seemingly started printing "James #23" Knicks jerseys, it must be extremely tough on Rangers fans and their joke media to try to comprehend that a superstar like Crosby will likely never put on a Rangers sweater because he doesn't have to be in some self-perceived center of the sports universe.

pops said...

nm found it on pens.com

johnnylaw said...

Man, I'd do anything to shag Carrie Milbank. I wouldn't care if I was getting sloppy thousandths. I hope Talbot hit that.

dying alive said...

Oh, but Stoosh, don't you know? Everyone wishes they lived in New York City! Forget that fact that pretty much anyone could pick up at any time and move there if they chose to do so, we're all so jealous of them there! It's the center of the yoooooniverse!

pops said...

milbank wants to s his d

WOOOOOOOOO

bluzdude said...

You'd thing the Rangers would have learned from the Flyers what happens when you get Sid pissed off. After that, Sid making a big play was inevitable.

bluzdude said...

BTW, that douchebags video is hilarious...

pops said...

yup. whenever i hear fans boo sid or yell crosby sucks or holding up sid diver signs or some shit, im actually happy, because it just makes sid go apeshit. keep booing louder, and he'll just throw it back in your fat stupid ranger/flyer face.

milbank-"any rituals before the game?"
talbot-"yea, going superstar on your ass"

or at least i wish he said that

Nulpher said...

Pops... she already did.

And more.

norojo said...

@ pops
come on man be fair, we did get like 3 games out of Stojanov before a car accident ended his career. cp managed to make the best & possibly worst trades in league history

pops said...

haha. i know. i loved cp. but that trade will live in infamy forever.

pops said...

i really want to write LEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAME in all caps tonight.

so im gonna call it. legame with a big goal. god, i hope im right.

johnnylaw said...

Damn Joe Girardi, good shot blocking.

Allison said...

@pops- god i hope so too

Nulpher said...

If it wasn't for Hockey, I bet that Max would probably be the next Ron Jeremy.

ACO35 said...

is there anything that the fans of ny don't boo i think they may be worse then philly

AlanClique said...

Koharsky, our 9th defenseman

AlanClique said...

woot, Staal

pops said...

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

WOOOOO!!!

SCUUUUUDS

What are we trying to get all 6 defensemen to score tonight?

johnnylaw said...

Big Bird strikes again!

dying alive said...

Errey: "Colton Orr curled & dragged on Koharski."

Scuderi and Eaton - two headed monster.

pops said...

did staal top that!? either way, 2-0!

eeeerily similar to last game. god i hope im wrong

Allison said...

thats what i love about max... he makes me think of some of those old time hockey players... one of thoes dirty ol womanizing sons of bitches... not the typical cookie cutter media perfect guy... he's got personality without being a sean avery type douchbag

kstewy16 said...

Wow, if Scuds had been given that goal I probably would have cried.

AlanClique said...

fack

pops said...

and the guidos awake again

dying alive said...

Meh, the Pens are better off without a multiple goal lead.

johnnylaw said...

God, I hate that stupid song the Rags play when they score.

TIMKO said...

Malkin FSN Commercial = Hilarious

dying alive said...

BTW, does anyone else love it that in Geno's FSN commercial he actually pronounces it as a word instead of an acronym? "Hi, I'm Evgeni Malkin and you're watching fessen."

Geno <3

kstewy16 said...

Did that puck hit Brooksie in front?

AlanClique said...
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AlanClique said...

ha, yea he pronounces FSN like its a word, nice

TIMKO said...

Nothing beats trying to study for finals while there is a pens game on while eating cheap Oakland chinese food

pops said...

man, if max scores on that 3 on 1, bank on him breaking into the milBANK and stealing all the money...

weak analogy, i know

johnnylaw said...

He might think FSN is a word :)

dying alive said...

Brandon Dubinsky looks like Hans Klopeck.

johnnylaw said...

No, I think Talbot would be making a bit of a deposit in the milBank.

Bad sperm bank joke, I know.

TIMKO said...

No Free Candy for you

TIMKO said...

Is Charlie in net tonight Rags keep going offsides?

Allison said...

@TIMKO-
yea there is... studying for finals, watching the Pens, and DRINKING.
trust me, its quite the combination

pops said...

LMAO @ rags fans booing an offside call by at LEAST 10 feet

pops said...

@johnny

haha, well played

AlanClique said...

i cant believe i googled Hans Klopeck and it looked nothing like Dubinsky

kstewy16 said...

Oh yeah, Max definitely hit that afterwards.

dying alive said...

Ha ha, he kind of does. In profile.

Shame on you for having to google Hans Klopeck.

johnnylaw said...

Maybe he'll make an early withdrawl and buy Carrie a nice pearl necklace.

Beating a dead horse now?

pops said...

weeeeak call

kstewy16 said...

Letang is now on a longer goalless streak than Eaton...
Lets end that tonight please.

AlanClique said...

i have a bad feeling about this PP

kstewy16 said...

Pens PK = 5 goalies.

pops said...

fuck scoring, legame with a big kill

AlanClique said...

okay, maybe not

dying alive said...

One of two things needs to happen: Godard needs to pound Orr or Godard needs to pound Gomez.

kstewy16 said...

You're right pops, Letang was beastly out there. He's getting so much better at his defensive play, and once that all becomes second nature, he'll turn the offense back on, and he'll be deadly.

kstewy16 said...

Dying alive, why just one of the two? Call me greedy, but i'd love to see both happen.

pops said...

pens need to pick it up. the second half of this period has been iffy.

kstewy16 said...

12 for 20 on faceoffs!! Yikes. We're leading scoring chances while losing this many faceoffs, just imagine if we could win a few!!

justincredibleh said...

just added CM on facebook. carrie milbank not chris minard. how did she marry that dude? is she serious?

pops said...

Talbot's motivation for the 3rd>

Matt said...

Dear god... how are the Senators allowed to wear those black SENS jerseys? My eyes cannot be unraped.

johnnylaw said...

Zigomanis going to the lockerroom early probably has something to do with the bad faceoff numbers.

johnnylaw said...

@pops

Nice link. If only God could make more Carries and less Rosie O'Donnells, or Neil O'Donnells for that matter.

pops said...

LMAO at the commercial showing a kid getting rangers stanley cup dvds. was she even born?

justincredibleh said...

carriemilbankblog.

TIMKO said...

CM is now my new desktop background soooo hot...want to touch the hiney

pops said...

ive learnt a long time ago that god is all about balance. carrie milbank offset by rosie o'donnell. he'll give you that forbidden fruit, and then create an abomination and give her a talk show and self-confidence to think shes funny.

justincredibleh said...

wtf is this. someone needs to photo shop this>

Tyler said...

I see Rangers hitting 87. Naturally he complains to the refs, gets his stick in the face of the player hitting him, gets his coach to embarrass himself by yelling into the Plexiglas, all the usual stuff.

What I want to know is: Why do those big, bad Rangers think they're allowed to hit Sidney?

pops said...

milbanks for GD mascot?

TIMKO said...

wow...CM in redwings = cock tease

AlanClique said...

that 2 headed monster isnt even a good ps

psh...

KTLA said...

Was that Bill Goldberg in the background of the Meloche interview?

pops said...

zigomanis out. shit.

johnnylaw said...

Yep, those Rangers are so big and bad, I bet Crosby is too scared to come onto the ice. What a joke.

justincredibleh said...

wanna see something hilarious....i sent this to staff but they obviously couldnt post it...

go to www.redtube.com and search hockey. funniest shit you'll ever see.

AlanClique said...

LOVE this line

pops said...

charlie let tyler hanson use the computer from the closet again?

Matt said...

Avewy apowogizes....

pops said...

jesus, kennedy went to the locker room too!?

AlanClique said...

we need a goal

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I only tuned in to start the third.

What happened to Zigomanis and Kennedy?

pops said...

fedotenko having another strong game.

pops said...

zigomanis got hurt. possibly shoulder. kennedy just went to the locker room. both were undisclosed. zigomanis will not return.

johnnylaw said...

We need Ziggy Stardust, his faceoff wins are as money as the Hedgehog on gameday.

Matt said...

Guys. Did you know. The Staals are brothers.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

How'd they get hurt?

Or is it one of those things that weren't caused by a specific event?

pops said...

sid almost cured cancer with that move. jesus.

pops said...

yea, both were just them leaving the ice during a tv timeout

Matt said...

A GREAT DAY FOR WOOOOOOO INDEED!!!!

johnnylaw said...

If Sid scored there, CM would come down to the ice and blow him on the bench while flipping off the Rags.

meecrofilm said...

Great Day for...

WOOOOOOO


hahah love it.

akus said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

M. Vanderlasser said...

New "Great Day For Hockey" commercial is suh-weeeeet!

Rage said...

Man, that was a sweeeet commercial!!!Maybe they really do know their fans.

TIMKO said...

I'm still waiting for the day when TPB is actually acknowledged by the Pittsburgh Penguins or the announcers. 7:30 to go c'mon boys

pops said...

they just said kennedy will not return either

Rage said...

That was pretty close to an acknowledgment, dude.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

My God!

How was there not a goal there!?

rebecca said...

A great day for WOOOOOOOOOOO made my night ;)
ah fuck writing papers and watching pens games at the same time.
don't have anything on the paper.

pops said...

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

i cant believe they didnt score there

PenguinsExperience.com said...

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlanClique said...

FACK

Matt said...

Fuck. I hate New York. Goddamn dirtbags.

justincredibleh said...

shitcity.

DP said...

Goddamn it.

pops said...

fuck

thats what happens when you waste chance like that

shit comes back to haunt you
FUUUCK

PenguinsExperience.com said...

And now the feed disappeared... it's back.

For a while all I could hear was their obnoxious goal song.

johnnylaw said...

Laziness on that one. Fuck bees.

AlanClique said...

fucking rangers dont even deserve to be in this game

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Sid is a maniac.

TIMKO said...

@rebecca I feel for ya.

I can't believe how this is going...

AlanClique might have the clutch prediction

johnnylaw said...

It's always some joke who ties the game. It's just like the Buffalo game all over again.

rebecca said...

Rangers fans are after flyers fans on my 'really-annoying-stupid-fans' list

johnnylaw said...

I hope someone on the Rags does something monumentally stupid like Hartnell did yesterday and the Pens get a penalty shot in the last 16 seconds.

Docciavelli said...

Sid wins it. Not with a goal--he'll dance around three guys and leave one for...Kris Letang. Mark it down.

pops said...

the boards at MSG make better passes than the whole rangers team. fucking jokes

Jawsh said...

Sid provides the game winner some how with just over a minute left, max nails the EN

AlanClique said...

Marquees?

Matt said...

Rags fans are Yankees fans. Never forget.

pops said...

im pretty sure every shot satan has taken tonight has been blocked. its eerie

johnnylaw said...

I hope they get a regulation win, can't keep giving division opponents points.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Malkin got leveled and acted like nothing happened.

That was awesome.

johnnylaw said...

Sid's been getting all the credit this game, but Malkin has made some solid plays with guys all over his Johnson.

Jawsh said...

MSG's feed sucks worse than ranger fans.

Matt said...

What's with the sound tonight? It sounds pretty bad...

PenguinsExperience.com said...

MSG's feed sucks worse than ranger fans.

Agreed Jawsh.

pops said...

MSG is such a fucking dump

TIMKO said...

Malkin *Cough Cough Cough*

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Anyone know if Yahoo is showing the FSN feed?
Or is it also the MSG feed?

pops said...

point on the road. lets get #2

TIMKO said...

Sabu just made me shit my pants jeeebus. Fedotenko GWG

AlanClique said...

yahoo is the MSG feed

Matt said...
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kstewy16 said...

Sabou with the big save to send it to OT, now we just need a sid GWG.

dying alive said...

Balls. The Rags were totally outclassed in this game, no way this should be going to OT.

norojo said...

why couldnt satan just bury that empty net. shero has to find someone who can play with sid, he's playing out of his mind setting up miro and mex left and right and neither can take advantage of anything. bad point to give away. lets hope its the only one

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