Wednesday, December 24, 2008

BOB ERREY SOUNDBOARD











Happy Holidays.
We've been working on this beast for a while.

We meant midnight in Santiago, Chile.
*We couldn't find a good clip of "pickle stabber." If you're sitting on audio of it, e-mail city.

93 comments:

Lizzybeth8771 said...

lol that made my day!
Merry Christmas!

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

It more than met my expectations. Well done guys, look forward to plenty of jobs with this. Bibster would be proud.

Merry Christmas C-Blog.

karri said...

OMG...this is so unreal!

Thanks Staff and Eric P. & Co.

ipuck said...

what a great gift.

merry christmas everyone.

Flyer Hater said...

This is the greatest moment in human history.

Flyer Hater said...

So who's using these clips to prank Fedko first?

AJ said...

it is a Christmas miracle... just wow.

ipuck said...

i showed my dad, he thinks its great, but he was a little puzzled

no fortuitous bounce?

The Big K said...

This is exactly the best post in the history of this blog.

Made my day.

Joshua said...

Fucking awesome soundboard.

Natalie said...

...I'm going to spend way too much of tonight playing with that damn thing.

meecrofilm said...

Ok, since it's 11 o'clock on Christmas Eve, and no one else has stepped up yet, I guess I gotta do it.

Gather around c-blog....

*puts on reading glasses*

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Buries It soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be B.I.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and Buries It too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Buries It came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!


"You think it's easy trying to bang Rico Fata?"

No Bob Errey. I do not.

penstone said...

FH "So who's using these clips to prank Fedko first?"
im so glad im not the only one who was thinking of that. DO IT.

TheNWChica said...

This was awesome...thanks Staff!

Merry Xmas everyone from the West Coast!

Aubrey said...

I'm going to waste a lot of time playing with this tonight. but I love it, and would choose no other way to spend my night! :)

Thanks staff and all involved, this is classic!

25superstar said...

oh that was ridiculously amazing. Thanks for that and Merry Christmas!

coffeytalk said...

how i've never thought of mErrey christmas before blows my mind.

great job you jobbers.

I hope they make a Bob Errey pull string doll sometime. Storeblog, DO IT.

hockeyfan0012 said...

fuck yeah.

merry christmas

jcol87 said...

May all your Xmases be a baby moose to your bear and Wallace playing golf is another metaphor.

Bob Erreyclaus comes tonight!!

blufftalk said...

  Bestpresenteverblog.

Rage said...

Merry Xmas from the hockey wasteland of the mountains of western North Carolina everybody.

Love you effin people.

stokes said...

[speechless]

coffeytalk said...

btdubs,

prettyron, i've made your mErrey christmas ps my facebook profile pic.

thank you. it's glorious.

Flyer Hater said...

I may be a dick and I may get on all of yinz from time to time but I love you guys.

Merry Christmas

/The only time I will be sentimental on c-blog ever

mel-mel said...

this is so much more fun than my new wii!

merry christmas!!

stokes said...

*tear*

Thanks, Flyer Hater..



[shabockle]

The Goon Blogger said...

Best

The Goon Blogger said...

Gift

chrisabt said...

ahh i love it

the only thing its missing is an "ehh steiggy" button.

merry christmas

The Goon Blogger said...

Ever

Flyer Hater said...

Chrisabt=Joke

The Goon Blogger said...

Me being a douche with one word posts aside, this is probably the greatest thing ever.

Staff, many things have been said about you, you're amazing at jobbing folks, you write a killer recap, you're excepting of the gay community, etc. However, this, sirs, without question takes the cake.

To all involved, words cannot describe how amazing you are. No one cares about South Park sound boards or Ah-nold sound boards. This is where the shit is at.

I could get George Michael in my stocking tomorrow morning and it wouldn't even matter. HUGE.

Flyer Hater said...

"I could get George Michael in my stocking tomorrow morning and it wouldn't even matter."

Knowing George Michael's history, this definitely isn't out of the realm of possibilities.

Kat said...

That? Awesome...a pumpkin pie right in the face indeed. Merry Christmas C-blog!

diabeticsRcooler said...

What a gift... Merry Christmas all

Flyer Hater said...

The sad part (or awesome part depending on your perspective) is that I can pinpoint which games each of those sound bites came from.

Natalie said...

@Kat: Everytime I see your icon/avatar/whatever you want to call it, I think of a friend of mine who is a huge Blackhawks fan, who always comments on Toews' "judgemental eyebrows."

It's amazing that a kid who managed to drop the f-bomb on national TV, got arrested twice in college, can somehow come into the NHL and be the most serious player in the Western Conference.

The Hawks are my red-headed stepchild team for the time being.

Allison said...

@FH- I'm gonna go with the awesome perspective mainly to make myself feel better cause i can remember a good number of them.

nicholas richter said...

Chad Syrylo would approve

Heck Kleck said...

this might be your best post ever..


*clap clap clap*

pensfan871 said...

"I hate when you went low like that trying to bang that big long stick"

Man, those are some heartfelt words from Mr. Errey...

J-Farm said...

BEST. PRESENT. EVER!


Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Serena and Chuck said...

This is soooo awesome. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

:)

demondg1 said...

Defniitely need "pickle stabber" on the sound board.

Kovy said...

I had high expectations when I heard you guys discussing this during a Team Pensblog match...and you've more than met them! Simply amazing :)

christina said...

awesome. simply awesome.

Merry Christmas CBlog!!!

BlacknGold66 said...

Happy Holidays C-blog! (see, I made it all-accepting for Laynie :-)

J.S. said...

I know he mentioned picklestabber in the Sharks game. Can't remember the exact wording but it involved the picklestabber and Mark Edouard Vlasic. So that may or may not help.

Merry Christmas everybody.

kstewy16 said...

Wow. That is frickin amazing. Merry Christmahanakwanzaka everyone.

kstewy16 said...

Oh, and first person to call Stan Savran with this gets a cookie.
DO IT.

Kimberlass said...

I just found religion in this.

debrisslide said...

Thanks, Staff. I fucking love this. It's insane.

Merry Christmas cbloggers. Peace.

debrisslide said...

btw, FH's moment of sentimentality is legendary. I think I just screen grabbed it.

Resputan said...

Merry Christmas C-Bloggers :D

FireFox said...

Bob Errey... best hockey color commentator EVER!

What are the odd on how long it will take until Errey or Steigy mention this on TV? I give it 2 weeks.

Thanks PensBlog! Great gift!

IceCold... said...

merry christmas c-blog! love! love! love!

coffeytalk said...

I wish I could hear Errey color commentating on his children opening presents this morning.

can you imagine.....

jefe p said...

badass. im going to use this during the next game. make my own comment-errey.

LeGame58 said...

GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT I EVER RECEIVED! MERRY CHRISTMAS

snickerdoodles said...

LOL! Now I am playing with this instead of cooking my breakfast casserole. Thanks, Staff!

Merry Christmas, C-blog!!

Rba said...

Here you got tPB'ers, MERRY CHRISTMAS!



Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the grotto
Not a puckbunny was stirring, not even Alyssa Milano .
The nets were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Orpik soon would be there.

The Baby Penguins were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Hossa being shanked danced in their heads.
And mamma in her Malsby jersey, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our penguins in for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the ice there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer to see what was the matter.
Away to the door, I ran into the someone who was dutch,
Revved up the Zamboni, and threw down the clutch.

The Sabres scattered on the ice, bodies in a pile,
Gave thePensBloggers more than enough reason to smile.
When, what to my wondering eyes should visit,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny Penguins.

With a big huge driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Orpik.
More rapid than Dupuis his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Crosby! now, Talbot! now, Gonchar and Malkin!
On, Fluery! On, Cookie! on, on Sykora and Sabourin!
To the top of the crease! To the top of the wall!
Now trip away! Trip away! Trip away all!"

"I have treats for all the girls and boys!
And fistfuls of presents, more than Scott Hartnell could enjoy!"
So up to the presses booth the coursers they dashed,
On a mission, to make Bob Smizik dead in a flash.

"Im not worthy St Orpik!" Bob Smizik shouted with a shrill
"I am not worth cleaning the bowels of the USS St Gill!"
St Orpik laughed, jolly, joyful, and full of cheer
"Dont worry you homo, just buy me a beer!"

St Orpik went back down to the boys,
And delivered them presents with much more joy.
"Here you go kid, an action figure thats tall,
Its Crosby punching Valabak in the balls!"

"And for you little Susie, something for when youre on the rag,
a blue Jagr jersey, oh wait, im sorry he's a fag!
Please accept my apologies, and have some free candy,
Just suck on this, and everything will be dandy!"

"I have something right here for little girl Sloan,
it's her own dvd of Hey there Malone!"
"Heres a gift for little Johnny, something without debacle
It's a Bob Errey soundboard, BALLS BALLS BALLS SHABOCKLE!"

"I have something here, for a homosexual named Charlie,
It's your very own little boy, his name is Marley!"
Charlie jumped for joy, like a little kid in a candy store
Until he realize, that the little kid was a bore.

"I must now make haste, i have a game tomorrow,
we play the Devils, and all will be aslaughter!"
As he flew back down to the ice, he exclaimed with all his might
"FREE CANDY TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

coffeytalk said...

wow. i am going to have nightmares with that story, rba.

Rba said...

Haha sorry, no nightmares were meant to be had with it, was in good harmless fun.

jefe p said...

Please accept my apologies, and have some free candy,
Just suck on this, and everything will be dandy!


"..and that disturbs me" -bob errey

well done.

Whistler said...

Happy Christmas to me!!

The GF(who is a Devils fan) got me a Free Candy T-Shirt.

So excited. I'm wearing it to the game tomorrow night.

WooHoo!

fleuryous said...

"Im not worthy St Orpik!" Bob Smizik shouted with a shrill
"I am not worth cleaning the bowels of the USS St Gill!"
St Orpik laughed, jolly, joyful, and full of cheer
"Dont worry you homo, just buy me a beer!"
------------------
Literally laughed out (really) loud.

Rba, I love you.

Happy Holidays, everybody.
Can't watch the video yet, because my computer is a joke, but I'm anxiously awaiting the moment.

Go Pens.

Docciavelli said...

Best. Christmas. Ever.

Absolutely amazing guys.

The Garbage Goal Guru said...

this is beyond fantastic...it's SUPERFANTASTIC!!! If only it was portable I would take it everywhere!

stokes said...

Wendell Young's rebound control is terrible.

Buries It doing his best Sidney Crosby impression vs. the Flyers.

fleuryous said...

Ron Hextall chasing after Robbie Brown is still near the top of my favorite moments list.

That soundboard is gorgeous.

Thank you, Staff, for everything you do.

WOOOOO.

fleuryous said...

PS. Flyer Hater--I love you, Scrooge McDuck.

Spote said...

leave it to pensblog to actually give all its readers an awesome xmas present.

eileenover said...

I wish I could hear Errey color commentating on his children opening presents this morning.

Look at the presents! Look at them opening the presents!

Merry Christmas, you jobbers.

mallori said...

and here I thought the "hold your breast" was gone and forgotten. glad that was included!

Kat said...

@ Natalie from way upthread. True true, Tazer does have oddly judgemental eyebrows. Everyone on his team calls him Captain Serious. I find it quite amusing though the f bomb thing is my favorite. I wonder if you put him and Sid in the same room what kind of conversation they'd have. I'd imagine it's all squinty eyes and serious eyebrows.

@Rba, thanks for the story! Genius.

Natalie said...

@Kat: Absolutely, there would be a million cliches, they'd talk about giving 100% and moving their feet and playing their game, and it would be punctuated by Sid's "For sure" and Jonny's "I guess" about 300 times in 5 minutes.

I have an odd affinity for the boring Canadian captain thing.

wilsmith said...

So, who in here is that infant they keep showing at the 92 finals that's wearing the pink "TOCCHET" one-piece?

bayonetwork said...

so what penguin merchandise did everyone get for christmas or hannukah?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

wilsmith, I spotted that myself and wondered the same thing.

And wow what a time it was to actually be able to watch a game without having the screen cluttered by graphics. FSN's Christmas present to us was almost as good as mErrey Christmas' soundboard.

I got a Penguins steering wheel cover, a winter classic beanie with the tossle thingy on the top, and a Scuderi third jersey. Kind of disappointed that the NHL store heat pressed the name on it instead of sewing the patches on, but I guess it'll do...

Stoosh said...

My wife got a "Commit to the Stoosh" t-shirt today as one of her Christmas gifts.

From my mom and dad.

This is why my family friggin' rocks.

Flyer Hater said...

The only thing we need to get Errey to say now is, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?".

Stoosh said...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all Pensbloggers, be you staff, c-bloggers or readers of the wisdom contained within these pages.

LargeTurkey said...

Will any other pens fans be joining me at the prudential center tomorrow evening?

Lady Jaye said...

You guys are amazing. This is the best Christmas present ever!

Flyer Hater said...

"Will any other pens fans be joining me at the prudential center tomorrow evening?"

Rephrase that to read:

"Will any Devils fans be joining me at the prudential center tomorrow evening?

holygoligoski said...

I'm anxious to know who's going to be on the 4th line since they sent Taffe and Wallace down and they have the line as Unknown-Unknown-Godard as of right now..

stokes said...

FH, FTW.

Jonny V, I also got a Pens steering wheel cover, and a shit ton of other Pens related merchandise that i would be an ass if i reiterated all of it here.

I really enjoy watching old games because its always better, for many reasons. Does anyone else get really excited when the Pens score even though you know what's going to happen?

Hope it was a good one, everyone!

fleuryous said...

Stone wasn't sent down, so it'll probably be him on LW.

holygoligoski said...

Stone was sent down prior to the TBL game on Tuesday.

fleuryous said...

Whoops, my b.

Who knows with HCMT. haha

urban said...

@Stokes - I was going nuts also when we scored those goals, and I was at two of those games.

If I were a little more drunk, I would have probably convinced myself that I traveled backwards in time.

Abby said...

Crosberry!

joseph burrell said...

thanks a lot for the Christmas wishes my friend, I want to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year that brings you more options on pay per head services, health and more money!

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