Tuesday, December 9, 2008

After a tough loss, it is always fun to post something completely irrelevant.

This story comes in from reader Joe Slick from Turtle Crick.

Per the site, [FILMDRUNK], some actor named Vinne Jones got into a bar fight in South Dakota.

Yea, we know, so what.

Well check out the video. At :34 second mark.
Solid.


42 comments:

WiredLlama said...

go pens

btumpak said...

the classic no numbers or name jersey...

The Goon Blogger said...

Vinnie Jones is all business. Look him on the youtubes, he was a soccer player, but I swear to God he was meant for the ice. Biggest soccer goon of all time.

Victor Raison said...

If you only know Vinnie Jones from X-3 you are full of fail and probably deserve to be punched in the face.

Just the fact that Filmdrunk never mentions Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch pretty much throws any of their credibility out of the window.

aaron said...

@Vic: absolutely. my first thought was "bullet tooth got owned? fail."

dying alive said...

Vinnie Jones is a badass. That's Bullet Tooth Tony!

From the last cblog, because I didn't realize that there was a new post:

Habs fans are still stuffing the vote to keep Koivu and Kovalev over Malkin, which is a joke. Keep voting, everyone.

The Goon Blogger said...

More like Evgeni the Sneaky Fucking Russian.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Gill out 2 to 4 weeks...

OR.

is the media just stating how long it takes Gill to move from the slot to the corner to chase down the puck.

Positive: Winning a FREE Big Mac™

Negative: my section [E18] wins FREE bags o' chips and the cheerleaders weren't strong enough to reach the middle of my row with their tosses...plus, one male cheerleader was tossing em into section E19...what a joke.

Man, the Mellon was ROCKIN' last nite!....no, not from the fans...but the MUSAK from warmups on was hella LOUD!...someone must have turned the volume up to Eleven.

With the conclusion of Oren's show, Scream Queens: a reality competition for aspiring actresses to win the lead female role in Saw VI, recently completed...I still haven't been able to find out if that also included a tryout for a d-man's spot [and subsequent love scene with Gary Roberts].
Maybe that'll be Oren's next reality show project: So You Think You Can Play Defense

Looks like possibly celebrating the arrival of the Messiah one week earlier than baby Jesus' birthday, this year...[or a month earlier, if you voted for a certain Democrat]....


[Whitney: 12.18.08]

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Dr. Turkleton said...

What's basketball?

e.mirchich said...

I can't believe Bullet Tooth got dealt like that. Now everytime I see a movie where he plays a badass I will immediately envision some fat fucking bald dude putting him on his ass. God dammit.

dying alive said...

Turk, is 12/18 an actual date for Whitney or are you just guessing? Do not toy with my emotions!

e.mirchich said...

BASKETBALL!? YOU WANNA BLOG ABOUT BASKETBALL!? WE CAN'T EVEN WIN A GOD DAMN GAME, AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT BASKETBALL!?

Sorry, couldn't help it.

J.S. said...

basketball?

No offense, but.....meh.

Mike said...

No more Peso

http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3749825

Dr. Turkleton said...

DA...

I just read about it when checking info about my Fantasy Hockey team on ESPN:

Ben Lovejoy, Pit D

News: Lovejoy will likely stay with the team at least for a week or so, with Hal Gill out for two weeks.

Spin: Lovejoy, who was one of three blueliners to see time on Pittsburgh's power play Monday night, could be sent back to Wilkes-Barre when Ryan Whitney returns. Whitney might return for the Thrashers' game in Dec. 18.

Dec. 9, 11:59 AM ET


Wishful thinking, maybe?

Yanni has a better chance of scoring his 1st NHL goal in PIT than Janne does...

kstewy16 said...

Basketball? Why would we want to watch a sport that is rigged by some jackass named David Stern whose been in charge for so long that no one likes him and he's too powerful to have removed?

Oh wait. that basically covers Bettman and Stern. Even worse Stern recommended Bettman for the job.

Nm.

Basketball sucks.

Stilly said...

I mean this with plenty of offense. Basketball is a horrible game. The fact that people waste money to go and watch this sad excuse for a sport is mind boggling.

dying alive said...

He's been skating for a while so it'll probably be soon. 12/18 sounds like as good a game as any.

TheFandangler said...

Sick Jersey.

I have the Jagr "C" version.

debrisslide said...

Turk, Kimberlass and I are currently writing a TOTALLY NONSERIOUS HUMOR PIECE for our blog about the Pens current orgy of injuries. . .mind if we use that info about Whitney? We'll give you a shoutout and everything for pointing us in the right direction. We don't want to look like whores who steal random unreliable information from Pensblog cblog.

Stephen S. said...

Geno is 847 votes shy of 3rd.

Allison said...

@debris- I cannot wait to read this totally nonserious humor piece. It promises to be totally money. Hopefully its up soon cause I'd much rather read about Harold Priestly Gill the Third's bum shoulder than hear about the history of Texas, which is what my teacher is spewing at the moment.

OrpikSmash said...

i don't like that jersey simply b/c the only memories that come to mind from seeing it have to do with the 96 eastern finals against florida

Dr. Turkleton said...

debris...

no problem.

wait a sec...random unreliable information from Pensblog cblog.

what are you saying? haha.

Here's the best 'link' I could find that says the same kinda thing as the Lovejoy snippet.

This piece of Whitney info may have been written by one of Spocks relatives [the Sci-Fi guy with the pointy ears, not the baby doctor]

crusher524 said...

Geno is in 2nd place!

Join my cause in getting Hossa & co out of the starting line up for the all-star game.

Kraus said...

GENO, 2ND PLACE!

Carroll said...

CROSBY, Sidney 612982
MALKIN, Evgeni 542280
KOVALEV, Alexei 541443
KOIVU, Saku 541306
TANGUAY, Alex 533078
OVECHKIN, Alex 248827

BlacknGold66 said...

This not voting Osgood crap has to stop.

Osgood HAS to start the ASG. He absolutely has to.

I'm telling ya... Sid and Geno on the top line firing shots past that joke would let the world know about his suckitude.

Do it.

debrisslide said...

haha turk, comment was meant to job ourselves more than you. Sorry if it came out wrong. Thanks a bunch for the info.

TheNWChica said...

It's kinda sad that the only way that MTL could get so many votes was to write a script. I doubt that if the check was in place from the start they wouldn't have even gotten their players in the top 10.

TIMKO said...

Malkin has taken second place in all star balloting

dying alive said...

Well, the claim is that Pens fans are using a script as well. Allegedly there is a script that bypasses the CAPTCHA circulating somewhere on one of the Pens message boards, although I haven't seen it (admittedly, I do not frequent the official Pens board). I didn't know you even could bypass it, and you'd think that the script would have turned up on tPB or LGP by now if it actually existed or worked, but I guess anything is possible.

It would be pretty lame if Pens fans are using a script, but I suppose it's some consolation that they'd be using it to vote people into the game who actually belong there as opposed to the whole, "You bunch of big meanies just let us have our starting line-up whether they deserve it or not, because it's our 100th season and our team is the bestest and most important" logic of a certain other fan base.

I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility that Sid and Geno just passed the Habs players because A) sites like tPB and LGP get tons of traffic and have been urging people to vote and B) they're getting votes from other fan bases as well.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

How can you not want a horrible goalie in net facing Sid and the Pocket Fisherman?

Everyone should start to work on Kane and Toews. Those two and Brian Campbell have some campaign commercials at the Blackhawks web site. Look for the clips at the bottom.

TheNWChica said...

I think that Pens fans are just loyal enough and crazy enough to spend like 1/2 an hour voting non stop and maybe sending 10 text messages while sitting in traffic last night.

Not that I would know anyone like that. lol

dying alive said...

The idea of campaign commercials for the ASG is kind of strange to me, to be honest. I didn't realize that it was that big of a deal to be selected.

Aside from Osgood, the West roster makes sense to me. People voting for the West seem to have voted for those who are actually the most deserving, unlike the debacle that is the East voting. Hopefully if one good thing comes of this clusterfuck, it'll be that the NHL will change the way the voting is done next year.

bayonetwork said...

Dr. Turk

that big mac is a plus, and i could see the douche bag cheerleader throwing them to the wrong section from the other side of the arena.

bayonetwork said...

and yes, that music was pretty much as loud as the concert i went to a day before.

meecrofilm said...

Laughing at the situation in Tampa will never get old. Dear God.

dying alive said...

Seen Stamkos? has taken on a whole new meaning in TB.

Carroll said...

new post

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