Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Yawn




The Pensblog Appropriation Committee is currently meeting to look into the issue of WHAM! being used on Pensblog, and if it is too gay.

The meeting's highlights will be released later this week.

It would have been today, but Forest Gump was on HBO.
What a movie.


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If you need to know whats going on, go to some other blog. We don't feel like doing shit until the game.

Let us pray.

[Thanks to BNGjoke for the find]
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Go Pens

89 comments:

Chabar said...
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coffeytalk said...

you lazy sonsobitches.

fleuryous said...

hahah.


I love you all.


Sabu photoshop=CLUTCH.

And if that is an actual figurine of Jesus playing hockey...I want to meet the mastermind behind it.


In other news,

GO PENS.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Tyler said...

Jesus is clearly obstructing #6 there.

Dixie Normess said...

I haven't been this fired up about a backup since I remembered the extra condom in the back of my locker in 9th.

dave said...

Jesus has an impressive playoff beard going on there, it's too bad he didn't stay on the ice very long. I hear the Romans knocked him out of the game thanks to a dirty "boarding" penalty.

/insensitivityblog

TheFandangler said...

Jesus played for the wings.

Annie said...

Jesus saves, passes to Satan, he scores!

fleuryous said...

Jesus doesn't like to think of that as "interference"--it's more like


"divine intervention."


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Okay, I'm actually going to bed.
SABU for the win.

Goodnight.

anthony black said...

jesus slashes?

Mr. Plank said...

Now we know where the priests got the idea to play with little kids sticks.

"Jesus is coming five hole! And he buries it!!!"

Mr. Plank said...

My mom would kill me if she read that.

J.S. said...

geez mr plank, if that doesn't guarantee a special section of hell, I'm not sure what will.

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I always thought Jesus was a goalie and not a forward and/or defenseman.
(Cue the Jesus wearing the goalie mask pic), and don't forget the t-shirt (seen here.)

Apparently this image (seen here, and safe for work )doesn't exactly sit well with some Christians.

sven butenschon said...

Why isn't # 6 wearing a devils jersey
statue = fail
I have one of those sitting on my entertainment center right beside the pic of me and buries it
2 of my most prized possesions I had it on my desk @ my office until one of the skanks in our office complained that i was making fun of people that were down with the J man


http://www.catholicsupply.com/CHRISTMAS/hockey.html

@ Dave
yeah the romans took him out with that cheap boarding penalty but befor he was out of the game that muther f-er could make miracles happen out there and he was only on the IR for 3 day then he was back like nothing happened
He just couldn't enjoy his post game snack oof skittles

Aron said...
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demondg1 said...

While we're on a Jesus kick...

My favorite Jesus Pictures:
Jesus Riding a dinosaur
Raptor Jesus

I've also got a picture of Allah too if anybody's interested.

dying alive said...

Pensblog shout-out by Randy on the DVE morning show this AM.

I heard something about calling up a backup goalie for Sabu tonight, but I missed who they said it was. Anyone catch it?

Rage said...

I am DIGGING where you guys are going in here!! Love the dinosaur jesus!!! Dare I say....It's heavenly??!?!?!

@fleuryous-divine intervention...NICE

@aron-if you get offended just leave. It will be gone next post. Besides going thru life NOT being offended isn't a right. You have the freedom to choose not to read it.

freedom of speech=freedom of religion

Rage said...

@da-I heard Curry mentioned, but I don't think anybody will be called up, I think somebody said Fleury is gonna back him up.

Going Five Hole said...

Jesus is about to completely slew-foot that kid

demondg1 said...

Big controversy when Jesus switched from a wooden 2 piece to a 1 piece composite.

And Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.

Ernie said...

Jim and Randy sticking up for Blogs today on the morning show. TheBurghBlog has gone out of business I guess, and they are saying that newspapers and blogs need to co-exist and Mike Prisuita is laughing and disagreeing with them. No mention of TPB yet, will keep you updated though

dying alive said...

@ rage - cool, thanks.

Something about the picture of Jesus in the goalie mask has always made me laugh. I think it's because he looks so serene. I wonder what happened to the "Jesus saves, Satan scores" sign that was hanging in Mellon earlier this season?

debrisslide said...

Whose team is Jesus even playing on? Asshole isn't wearing a number. Isn't that an equipment violation?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

demondg, Jesus riding a T-Rex is one of the top ten images in existence.

Sabu is a big deal.

Steve In Denver said...

Jesus doesn't save, he resurrects.

Jesus couldn't crack the Pens lineup at C right now anyhow. We're too deep. He'd be in WBS.
He could be a bad ass enforcer if he willed himself to do so, though.

Aubrey said...

That Jesus statue is great...I always knew he was a hockey player

dying alive said...

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Aubrey said...

You know what though? I found myself thinking that jeff reed was Jesus the other day though. he's constantly saving the steelers from their sins. maybe he's like Michael Jordan and he just does it all?

he could probably hit a curveball.

Jesus riding the T-Rex...priceless!

slush said...

I am so freaking stoked that I get to go to the game tonight. First reg. season game. Its about damn time.

SABU FTW!

go pens!

wilsmith said...

Conan had all of those Jesus and sports statues on his show a couple years ago.

There's so many, and they're all really weird.

Brandon said...

I love when Robert Stack makes an appearance...

Unsolved Mysteries might have been the most entertaining show ever...

Bethany said...

If the WHAM! video is to gay, how about the clip from Family Guy where Chris is singing it?

kstewy16 said...

Sure hope Jesus doesn't trip over that robe... I guess thats why hockey didn't work too well back in the old days...

GO PENS!

kstewy16 said...

Boogard and Godard is going to be sweet, EN has 4 videos of their fights, can't wait for that.

Jason said...

Oh man, I'm not even touching THIS ONE

fleuryous said...

If you think about it, Jesus had to be tough.

How much snow and ice was there ice Jerusalem?

Dude was dedicated.


Curry is pretty beastly.
Sabu is a beast.
And MAF is...well, THE beast.

I'm glad the injury isn't serious.

By the way, when Godard starts a fight, can we call it "divine intervention"? Because that's just too good.

GO PENS.
(and Jesus)

dying alive said...

The snow means that yinzer drivers will be out in full force and every road into town will be a massive gridlock tonight. Traffic is worse as it is for 7PM games, so I plan to leave plenty early.

debrisslide said...

I'm really jealous of all the Pennsylvania snow. Boston hasn't seen much aside from early-morning flakes that don't even get to melt on the sidewalk. When was the last time PA had this much snow in November? Last year it was 60 degrees and it rained and created a mudhole in my front yard that didn't go away until July.

By the way, back at Catholic elementary school, we had framed prints of Jesus doing sports stuff along the wall where we lined up for lunch. Basketball, lots of soccer ones, a baseball one, a hockey one, and a really weird, sexual lacrosse one. They all had captions, too. I wish I remembered what they said. I do remember being frightened, thinking that Jesus might show up at my next basketball practice and make us all look like fools.

debrisslide said...

btw, John Curry recalled from WBS. I love that kid.

poneil2005 said...

sabu's losing tonight, he knew about the start more than 24 hours in advance. no point even playing.

Rage said...

"Hockey Jesus Sports Statue
To remind children that Jesus is with them always. A contemporary statue for today's youth. Jesus is with us in everything we do, watching over us & involved in all of our acts & activities."

Oh the ploaces I could go with this...

Jesus says YES

@coffeytalk-nice ink!

Any word yet on MAF's injury?

fleuryous said...

I was reading in the PG that he may be out for a couple games, but it's nothing serious.

I hope Curry gets some play time--do love him. haha.

A good caption for the Jesus lacrosse picture:

Jesus died on the cross so that you can play lacrosse..with a pure conscience.

Nope, maybe not. hahaha.

fleuryous said...
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fleuryous said...

By the way, Flyer Hater...I expect some Grade A Sabu-hate tonight to keep up his save percentage. haha

WOOOOOOO.

Whistler said...

Jesus wouldn't be an enforcer. He'd be telling everyone to turn the other cheek.

Kimberlass said...
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Kimberlass said...

That Jesus statue is like the best thrift store find on the planet. If I ever found it for fifty cents, it would be mine.

I am in love with Curry. It almost makes up for Fleury being out.

Oh, wait, no it doesn't. But it's an okay consolation prize.


....I resubmitted this comment because firefox spell check is is about as effective as Jiří Hudler as an aphrodisiac.

J.S. said...

I think Jesus used an old Northlands stick and a pair of CCM Tacks in this pic.

That's how old school he is.

Kimberlass said...

Oh, and since they told you to get your gameday fix elsewhere...

That link is in order.

DO IT.

jefe p said...

i dont think jesus is quite ready to play on crosbys line.

yllwcrdkid518241 said...

Jesus is actually Janne Pesonen

akus said...

The Wilds, Plan B, against the Pens.

PurplePeopleEaters

Allison said...

Ummm so kimberlass and debrisslide... Just clicked and must say... Nice fucking job... Can't wait for my next class to start so I can go and read all the posts on your blog so far

Allison said...

And to the rest of c-blog... These Jesus comments are making my life. Divine intervention FTW.

Steve In Denver said...

Somewhere out there there's got to be a creepy picture of Gary Coleman with Jesus, naked under his robe, in the locker room after a hockey game.

Someone care to risk eternal damnation to photoshop that one Messier in a robe pic??

Steve In Denver said...

I also think Jesus would make those kids wear helmets and shields. And if he played in Detroit, he would feed all 7,801 fans with that one octopus that hit the ice.

Wooooooooooo

SteelPens111 said...

i was watching forrest gump last night too...what a fucking movie. i still think he should have named the boat bubba instead of jenny...

dying alive said...

had to write a paper on Forrest Gump for a literature class in college, which meant watching it like twelve times. I don't know if I'll ever be able to sit through it again.

SteelPens111 said...

oh man...understandable. that's a whole lotta tom hanks.

BlacknGold66 said...

mmmmmm Sacralicious

kstewy16 said...

If the pens lose tonight, we can thank all of you guys and your jesus hating hahaha.
Of course, if they win, perhaps we can thank satan....Miroslav Satan of course...

Hand of Godard said...

All of the Jesus hating is trumped by the fact that Godard is on our side.

Stilly said...

You know what's fun? Making fun of Rags fans who think they got shafted when they were ranked 5th by ESPN in their weekly power rankings.

The trail of tears gets even longer because of rankings that don't matter a bit.

What a bunch of pussy losers.

BlacknGold66 said...

@Stilly: Rags fans bitching over "Power Ranking" on a website that COMPLETELY FORGOT to do said Power Rankings for a month makes it even better.

Rags fans + ESPN.com = Double J(oke)

TheFandangler said...

I was playing Ice hockey with some friends this morning and one of them "stunned" me pretty good.

His dad is good friends with one of the off ice officials at the Mellon. My friend claims this guy said that when the Penguins move into their new pad across the street they will be wearing the blue jerseys full time. A form of them at least.

Not only would this cause uncontrollable vomiting but I'd feel the need to go have a little meet and greet with Mario. I can't think of a dumber hing to do. I can't really see them doing this because Pittsburgh's claim to fame is having 3 major teams with similar color schemes. I'm still sticking to my guns and saying that should incorporate the 91'-92' jerseys because they mean Stanley cups. I don't know if they should use them full time but at least get rid of the baby blue. Their jerseys aren't made by Baby Phat or any other "ballin'" clothes brand.

Vom.

wilsmith said...

while we're at it

work safe

wilsmith said...

There's no way the team has even started talks about changing to the blues.

That would require all kinds of talk with the league and when stuff like that happens, people find out.

and on top of that, an off ice official is not going to be the guy breaking that kind of news.

if they change, who cares? it's still the Pens. but thats so far in the future that anyone who says they know its coming is full of it.

I'm not saying it wont ever happen, but hearing it how many years in advance from an off ice official is pretty unreliable.

dying alive said...

Meh, I wouldn't say that the guy is lying, but I doubt he'd know one way or the other. He may just be repeating a rumor that he heard. I actually like the blues, but there's no way they switch to them full time. The city of Pittsburgh would explode if one of our teams decided not to wear black & gold.

TheFandangler said...

I agree and I don't mean to start a riot but that's what he told me. I do know that he does actually know the guy. Another kid I was with, his dad is always the guy in the penalty box.

It is a few years away so there is plenty of time to make the change. I hope is doesn't... not only because I think the blues look like garbage but it really wouldn't seem right.

coffeytalk said...

I keep forgetting that the photo of Sabu is photoshopped.

I almost want to buy him that tee-shirt.

jefe p said...

black and gold 4 ever.

Vern said...

The Pensblog End-November Inactivity Senate (PENIS) needs to look into today's events.

Pops Freshenmeyer said...

I must say I'm jealous of Pennsylvania snow as well. We haven't had a snowfall that stayed on the ground for more than six hours in at least two winters.

And since everyone here panics when snow falls, all it takes is 2-3 inches to shut everything down.

PatricktPB said...

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=393094

"Minnesota center Eric Belanger, who averages 18:25 of ice time per game, has 3 assists and 4 points in his last four games. Belanger, whose favorite food is sushi, has just two penalty minutes in 15 games this season."


Anyone want to tell me what's wrong with that paragraph? lol

Pops Freshenmeyer said...

The four points in four games, despite playing for Minnesota, right?

wilsmith said...

Is there anything wrong?

BlacknGold66 said...

From a journalism standpoint there is nothing wrong with that paragraph.

From a fan's perspective I didn't need to know if his favorite food was sushi or not.

M'eh.

PatricktPB said...

Yeah I was just pointing out that the mentioning of his favorite food is the most random thing I've ever seen. Even though I too, love sushi. <3

Team Canada said...

I second Allison's comments - Debrisslide and Kimberlass. Nice fucking job on the blog.

If I check Cblog before the game starts, somebody will have posted a link so that I can watch the game online, right?? Please??

PatricktPB said...

@team canada

http://atdhe.net/

This site always has links, I watch all my games here if they're not on Versus like it is tonight.

pops said...

speaking of clutch subs...

http://www.truveo.com/Chris-Griffin-Wake-me-up-before-you-gogo/id/3687261883

crmzak said...

FLEURYOUS was
right, btw.


GO PENS.

kstewy16 said...

There is no way they would change to a variant of the blue jerseys full time. At least I would hope not. Although I would like to see them bring in some other jerseys, i don't really want to see baby blue everywhere.
Does anyone else hate the reebok super-duper-make women want you-skin tight edge jerseys as much as I do?

KaylaJ said...

will smith beat me to it,but yeah, when i saw them conan was the first thing i thought of. i can't remember which one, possibly football, but jesus was def asking for a penalty on one of them. but that skit was hilarious esp when conan dropped one.

crmzak said...

Is Staff placing any bets tonight?

Gotta go make dinner before the game.
Cheers and
Goodnight!

Sorry, just couldn't resist.

fleuryous said...

coffeytalk said...

I keep forgetting that the photo of Sabu is photoshopped.

I almost want to buy him that tee-shirt.
---------------------------------
Annie, I'm going to have to agree with you. That look suits him so well. hahaha.


THANK YOU, crmzak for that--I told you he was a baller. He doesn't just talk the talk.

He's going to appoint DeJuan Blair Secretary of Defense.

fleuryous said...

http://penguins.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=393101


Aw, it's like Leftwich and the Skins.


That means he's going to be a beast tonight...like you'd expect any less. haha.


WOOOOOOOOOO.

Sean said...

http://www.justin.tv/kovetm_live_

Looks like it's gonna be in Russian. Tremendous.

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