Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A Plague On Both Our Houses


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Montreal sucks.

Montreal fans continue to show the rest of North America how XM NHL® All-Star Fan Balloting presented by 2K Sports is done by voting in droves for all six Canadiens on the ballot.
-- NHL.COM
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In other news, Patrick Roy's banner has asked to be traded.

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:: Should there be more retired numbers for the Pens? PENGUINS EXPERIENCE

We'll probably hear about this during the game tonight.
Instead of watching the Lions on Thanksgiving, turn to FSN.

Winter Classic: 11:00 a.m.
Game 5 -- Sykora Goal: 2:00 p.m.

Winter Classic: 5:30 p.m.
Game 5: 8:30 p.m.

Was the Winter Classic that riveting of a game?
If you can't see the aura surrounding the game, you're an idiot.
But we're gonna sit and watch a whole game of what we know is nothingness?
Yeah, we will, actually.


A look at the Pens stats through 20 games.
Click to enlarge.

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Colby Armstrong destroyed Jason Blake last night.

First one to send us the clip, gets nothing

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We've made some roster changes on Gamedays.
Howard the Duck has been released.

So, in keeping with recent Pittsburgh tradition, we signed an Indian. WHYGAVS


We also are announcing the starter for tonights game.
Sgt. Doakes from Dexter.
If you don't watch Dexter, you don't know whats going on.
What a character.


Speaking of the game tonight. We meant to post this last month.
Mike Comrie and his girlfriend Hillary Duff were "Brangelina" for Halloween. PUCK DADDY
idiots
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What if Shawshank Redemption was made in the '80s?
Unreal.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


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This ain't video blog city.
But holy shit.

Jimmy Kimmel jobs Matt Damon on his show all the time, inviting him on but then saying the show ran out of time and can't bring him on. He's done it numerous times. Sarah Silverman, who used to date Jimmy Kimmel, made a music video called "I'm F*&$ing Matt Damon."

Jimmy Kimmel comes back with this.
The craziest thing is how Kimmel and Affleck got all these people to make cameos.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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Go Pens


61 comments:

Angelo said...

ManBearPig

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I got a link! Awesome!
Thanks guys.

In regards to the All-Star Game, I'm leading a boycott and I'd love for you to join me.

Read why here and join the Facebook group if you support the issue.

Bobby Brown said...

Those "I'm fucking . . . " videos are amazing. Elizabeth Banks made on on the set of Zack And Miri called "I'm fucking Seth Rogen."

kstewy16 said...

I think they should retire Jagr Francis and Barrasso. However that might piss off some of the other guys who won the cups with us.

OR, they could UNretire Briere, and just leave ol' 66 hanging in the rafters forever, all by his lonesome. He's our god.

You know I heard someone ask once if the Briere was for Danielle Briere....

And doesn't Hillary Duff know that to really be famous she has to date a REAL hockey player? I'm talking one that 12 year old girls all across America have actually heard of.

debrisslide said...

TK as a +8 is unreal. I love that kid.

jefe p said...

kimmel is a stud.

go pens.

Allison said...

greatest captcha ever... is that real?

and that Doctor Gino photoshop is awsome.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

Also, Doakes is awesome.

I miss him on the show.

coffeytalk said...

Dexter is pure fried gold.

It has the sexiest/creepiest opening credits ever.

why oh why have a fallen hard for a serial killer?

coffeytalk said...

nice *spoiler alert* pensexperiencedotcom

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I thought about putting a spoiler alert, but didn't. Sorry.

At least I just said "I miss him," nothing more.

coffeytalk said...

just so ya know, bruce willis, he was totally dead the whole time.

THE WHOLE TIME!

Matty said...

josh fucking groban....
you through cameo's out the ass when you bring someone like that in. people who you don't see swear dropping "f" bombs, unreal.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

coffeytalk, I remember renting that movie and, before I watched it, my mother ruined the ending.

I've never forgiven her and hold a deep grudge to this day.


Also, Darth Vader is Luke's father.

meecrofilm said...

Unretire Briere? That has be some sort of sick joke comment right? Either way..... lightly put, I'm not a fan.


dear GOD, How gay is Mike Comrie? Cooke better make him pay for taking that photo. And can someone tell me, what the fuck is that written on Hillary Duff's man arms? Grimey..... ew.

Allison said...

@meecrofilm-
that's to go with her angelina costume... its the tattoo she has.
The fact that I know this, and could go into even more detail as to exactly what that tattoo says, scares even me. Damn you mass media.

fleuryous said...

Ah, a game at last. haha.

I have faith that our PP will really pick up.

HCMT knows what's up. And Yeo, obviously.

Go Pens.

BlacknGold66 said...

Why HRG hasn't been signed on to the Gameday roster is beyond me.

KaylaJ said...

shouldn't you be good looking to try and pull off brad pitt and angelina jolie? and what's up with her lately? her face looks a bit gaunt but her arm looks a bit big

and can someone tell me what the capcha says? i can read jobbing, but not the other one and i can't get the picture bigger. but anyway, some of those words are a bit odd.

finally, the indian in the cupboard, awesomely weird.

Nulpher said...

I'd say keep it at only two numbers on the retired list. They're up there because they have shown that they're justified to be up there.

Briere because of his untimely death right before he would have started to dominate. He was projected to be a beast. Nobody wore the number anyways before its retirement out of respect.

Lemieux's number is retired since he is by far, the single most important person in Penguins history. Imagine if Buries it hadn't come to Pittsburgh... we wouldn't have a franchise right now. Lemieux is the heart and soul of the Penguins, and without him, the franchise would have died long ago.

Although the other players mentioned contributed in huge ways to the Penguins during their tenures, nobody has come close to Lemieux.

Bobby Brown said...

kstewy is officially a worse Penguins fan than every puckbunny and bandwagon fan combined by suggesting we unretire Briere. You are a complete toolbag. Mutilate yourself with a rusty paperclip.

wilsmith said...

Francis and Jagr deserve it.

FireFox said...

I'm on the fence about retiring more numbers for the Pens. I think one of the good things about the Pens is that they don't retire just anyone's number. Yes, players that were retired for many other teams like the Habs were great players, but I think it should take a lot more than that to retire. It gets to the point that you have so many numbers retired you don't want to retire anymore. So that jobber from 1955 that got his number retired screwed the Hall-of-Famer that will retire in 2025. Whatever, the Pens are taking the right approach.

The Ben Afflack video is funny as hell. Silverman had no prayer of ever coming back with something better than that with all the star power in it. A solid Huey Lewis plug as well. In fact, I think Huey Lewis should be added to the gameday roster.

jefe p said...

if anyone i would say jagr can be retired. no one wants to wear 68 anyway. everyone else can just stick to the ring of honor or whatever.

@BnG -agreed.

kstewy16 said...

UNretiring Briere was a joke lol, But Lemieux is still my god...

Bobby Brown is acting like he just lost a baggy of crack.
Since when do people take things seriously on the pens blog?

Mike said...

a solid free agent pick-up would be Bruce Lee, if you question how bad-ass he is watch this video http://www.wimp.com/funnypong/

Steve In Denver said...

Wow, don't mess with Jimmy Kimmel, ever.

Retired #'s?
I think Randy Carlyle's #25 could be argued to be retired ...a little bit of a stretch, but he was the Pens captain forever, won the Norris Trophy, all star, just never won a cup.

I don't think you can retire Ron Francis' 10. He started his career in Hartford and then won a cup in Carolina. It would be weird. Like keeping a picture of your first love in the mix after you got marrried. Total HOF'er, total all time Penguin, just don't think you can retire his #.

Jagr, I think yes, but I don't see it happening.

Mike Lange should get a banner when he retires.

Of course, I don't watch Dexter or have a clue about the Indian in the Cupboard, so disregard everything above.

brett said...

You're right on, Steve. Give Mike Lange a number of his choice, and immediately retire it in his name.

RobbieBrown44 said...

One of the Roy boys is at it again. This time is Frederick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn3nmyvBU64

Classless...part 2.

GO PENS!

wilsmith said...

breaking news!

akus said...

[Badger Bob Johnson
March 4.1931-
November 26,1991]

Nick said...

http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/clip115990#clip115990
Colby Armstrong's hit is 1:51 into the clip.

Bobby Brown said...

Way to take me seriously. Dick.

Steve In Denver said...

Good call Akus.

It's a great day for hockey.

Or crack, if you're Bobby Brown.

Angelo said...

I support BlackAndGold's nomination of HRG for gameday pic. Come on, you don't get much more clutch than HRG from Heroes.

footndale said...

Visting Pittsburgh for first time Friday. Is there a must see bar that will have the Pens game on? Will be at a downtown hotel.

Going to game on Sat.

Thanks

puckhead451 said...

i really think you guys should use that Penguin voting script on them and let the montreal fans see what the hell happens when you cheat...WERE PITTSBURGHERS are we just going to sit back and watch the first shift of the All-joke game be all Canadian idiots!!!

J.S. said...

re: retiring numbers.

I'm still on the fence for Barrasso. Yeah, the Pens never missed a postseason with Tommy B in net, but I'm sure his behavior off the ice will rub people the wrong way. Ask me one day, and I may say thumbs up to retiring #35, or I may say to hell with him because of several weak goals that ultimately cost the Pens two chances of going to the Cup finals.

Francis had 600+ pts (not to mention another 100 postseason pts), was probably one of the best two-way centers in the league, and even won some individual hardware like a Selke, two Lady Byng trophies, and a +/- award for leading the league. Most players would take that as a career. Francis did all of that in what was the equivalent of 7 seasons (split numbers from the 90-91 season & shortened 94-95 season was the equal of 3/4s of a typical year.) Retire #10? Is this even a question? Hell yeah you do.

Jagr? No...not yet. Regardless of a player is more than likely not returning to the NHL, I'd hold off until he retires from Omsk or wherever he chooses to play before a banner is hung in his name. No player in the mid to late 90s dominated a game like Jagr. Ask the 99 Devils how hard it was to stop an injured Jagr, who might have been playing at 50%.

Neil Wilkinson can have a banner in one of the press boxes.

wilsmith said...

shouldnt the duff photo been labeled as they "dressed up as celebrities"

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

I like how the Pens are actually discriminating when retiring numbers (cough,cough...Adam Graves...cough, cough) But I think the other players mentioned are fine in the ring of honor. It'll be interesting to see how it translates to the new building. Maybe it'll actually be an actual ring instead of just a sweet banner.

dying alive said...

Doakes = all business. Best show on TV, though I'm about a season behind and know I know a spoiler. Oh well.

I'd support retiring Jagr's number (in a couple of years, after he retires). He gets booed here now and Pens fans have a love/hate relationship with him, but aside from #66 nobody has done more in a Pens uniform so far. I'd also support retiring #35, even though Tommy B is a class A douchebag.

Not so much on Francis. I love the guy, but he will always be a Whaler/Cane first and foremost. He's on the Ring of Honor or whatever it's called and that's sufficient IMO.

Badger Bob should have a banner up there, though, no question.

Hip said...

akus - what a great call. What a great human being. I can't even think about that man without tearing up, which means every time they play that damn commercial or I walk into the Igloo, I'm sniffing back the snot.

Simpler, more beautiful words have never been spoken.

"It's a great day for hockey."

If anyone knows the name to the song they played in his tribute on Thanksgiving Eve so many years ago... the one that starts "So we never know where life will take us..." I will be forever grateful. I've never been able to figure it out with the Google.

Go Pens.

Allison said...

@kaylaj- it says jobbing time.

@footndale-
I can't help you with the bar question, but HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!
And if you're interested in autographs after the game or after their morning skate, it's outside if gate 2.

Dr. Turkleton said...

kudos akus for the Badger reminder.


hip...

are you talking about during the candlelight ceremony they had pregame???

Goodbye My Friend

I'm not sure of the original vocalist...but this is definitely the song.

I was in attendance for both this game/ceremony and the last game he 'coached':

A Canada Cup exhibition game at the Igloo between the US & Canada...I remember the ovation he got as he walked around the end boards from the Penguins runway to the bench.

Memory + tearjerker city.

Mitch said...

The video was made during an awards show week so the stars were all in the same place anyhow. It was just a matter of getting a hold of them and finding a little bit of time, I would guess.

nicholas richter said...

I'm kinda disappointed there isn't a Remembering Badger Bob blog today...

It's a Great Day For Hockey

fleuryous said...

Dude, Jagr was more than a beast. As much as a lot of the people in Pittsburgh hate him, he was...well, you all know how amazing he was, so I don't need to say it. haha.

Will they retire his number? I'm thinking probably not, but who else has WORN his number since he left?

Yeeeeeeeah.

Totally agree with the Mike Lange idea. Give his 99, because HE'S the Great One. haha.

PS. I don't actually remember writing that comment last night. Good sign? I'd say so.

fleuryous said...

I used to dislike Hilary Duff...I'm not entirely sure why, I just did. Lame, I know.

Now, I realize that I just don't even care about her anymore. Probably because her boyfriend plays for the Islanders.

WOOOO.

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

footndale, it's called the Souper Bowl, it's on the 900 block of fifth avenue. Go upstairs.

"It's a great day for hockey - Badger Bob Johnson" should be a permanent part of the ice surface

Andrew said...

I don't understand how Conan the Barbarian hasn't been brought up for a start yet...

BlacknGold66 said...

Footndale, I second the recommendation for The Souper Bowl. Like Jonny said, go upstairs to the bar area. It's kind of a dive, but it's the best Pens bar dahntahn. Good times always. Order the fish sandwich if you haven't eaten in a week. It's a monster.

Carroll said...

Badger Bob tribute at goingfivehole.

http://goingfivehole.blogspot.com/

stokes said...

Footndale, the Souper Bowl is the greatest. Watch the game on Friday there, and for saturday's game, you should go back to the Souper Bowl and experience the place full of Penguin fans.


[Badger]

Paul said...

What is our record with Miyagi?

Hip said...

Dr. Turk - that's the song. Thank you so much. :o)

I vividly recall watching that tribute. Definitely not many memories stand out as clear as that one.

Hip said...
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BlacknGold66 said...

:17 second mark of this video is SICK




P.S. More postings by Paul.

wilsmith said...

get the gif, paul.

Veshinfsky75 said...

Does anyone have a leaked picture of sabu's new mask?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

BnG, her llamo es Christina Model, she's all over youtubes and the Gore. She has her own patented dance.

jayness said...

Anyone happen to be from either the Wilmington or Raleigh/Durham, NC area that knows of any bars that carry Center Ice? I'll be down there for the holiday/weekend and feel like i'm going to end up having to sit in my hotel room streaming the next few games online instead of drinking "socially" like a normal person.

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