Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Keep Moving On

A huge event today. Life changing, if you will.
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We don't want to talk about it.

We should known better than to take two teams we hate more than anyone.

Does A.O. still play?

Alex Auld will ruin your life.


We called kstewy16 out in good fun yesterday.
We're saving a spot for him in the sewer with us.



It was a strange night. The Islanders beat the Rangers, and the Flames got smoked by the Coyotes.

Both the Rangers and Flames have previously owned the two teams they lost too.

7-2 ain't bad, but whatev.

Three games on the slate tonight, we refuse to force anything, but certainly we are open to suggestions.
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Really, we used to try and touch upon the NHL as much as possible.
[PUCK DADDY] takes it to the bank every day.

This is a Pens blog, after all.


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These extended layoffs are garbage.

If you want to hurt your eyes, [NHL.COM] has an old-school HTML layout of the All-Star ballot.

Mirtle has the complete breakdown. [From The Rink]

We'd breakdown how Satan has had a quiet 10 points in 12 games, but that would take some actual effort.

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[SI] has a cool look at every goalie mask in the NHL. Thanks to Sarah U for the tip.

That kind of looks like a penis, no?


dumb.

MAF'S and Sabu:




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MATTY WATS found Semin's lookalike:


We're open to any suggestions that people have
in regard to what contest we'll hold to give away those shirts OILERS NATION is gonna buy us.

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Go Pens

53 comments:

megz590 said...

go pens

meecrofilm said...

Definitely a shitty slate of games tonight, from a gambling sense. But since you asked for suggestions, I thought I'd share mine, since I've almost been on the money so far.

Blues @ Ducks -- I'm gonna go out on a limb here and stay take the over. Ducks D is solid, but they're playing back-to-back nights, and St. Louis has some offense. They also have no defense, and the Ducks O will be looking to rebound after being shutdown against LA. Taking the over.

Edmonton @ Columbus -- Couldn't think of a gayer game to played on Charlie's birthday. I'm calling Edmonton's offense to wake up and pull out a win. (crappy) Oilers straight up to win.

Tampa @ Jersey -- Personally I wouldn't touch this game with a 30 1/2 foot pole (but I know someone who would. Happy Birthday Penisblog Charlie!) Tampa has actually been playing solid hockey as of late. The devils have not, even when they Brodouche was still healthy. But you know the devils are just super gay in that they'll pull out a win when you don't expect them to. Jersey straight up to win.

Fuck this layoff.

BlacknGold66 said...

You two really... REALLY need help.


But PAH-LEASE do not seek that help until well after you've finished writing this blog.

I'd love to see the coin toss between the Staff on who has to Google "Gay Naked Men" or YouTube "Perverted/Adults Touching Children Where They Pee"... unreal.


Go Pens

fleuryous said...

These ridiculous videos at the end of the post make my day.


Thank you for your dedication, staff. haha

I think they should have to wear the Pensblog Charlie shirt...to honor his birthday.

Nulpher said...

I think that ending video just explained why I cannot get some mouth action around here... must be a video shown in sex ed...

Nulpher said...

I forgot to add:

Mall at Robinson 6PM-8... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Jersey unveiling)

meecrofilm said...

I just realized how ironic it is to post that video on Charlie's birthday. Nice.

TheFandangler said...

Puppets are sweet...

Jason said...

Stephen S. should paint a goalie mask and sell it on ebay. Maybe get MAF to autograph it first. It would be unreal if it could be worn in-game.

demondg1 said...

Semin is one ugly Corky lookin' dude. Please don't be disrespecting the Sham-WOW sleaze.

In regards to AO's output this year... something about dead wood, marketing and 100 points or something. I guess.

And I fully support Stephen S. designing a Pens mask. Do it...

Matty said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ukhsjwoS-Y]

Part One of 10 of the Sidney Crosby On and Beyond the Ice.
I'm trying to spread the word around so some people can catch it before they rip it off of you tube. It's good stuff. It almost makes you feel bad for him, then realize he's cool with all the media. But still...

Matty said...

1. The Sham-wow guy just seems like he has dead cats burried somewhere. (If they were under the carpet, they wouldn't be after sham wow.
2. Tell he doesn't seem the like the type of uses a date rape drug.
3. What about a Kevin Lowe's face in some photoshops for some sleeves?

ceby22 said...

Edmonton @ Columbus -- Couldn't think of a gayer game to played on Charlie's birthday. I'm calling Edmonton's offense to wake up and pull out a win. (crappy) Oilers straight up to win.

Disagreement blog -

Nash puts home a hattie. Umberger goes home crying. Columbus 3 - Edmonton 1.

dying alive said...

Ew.

Also, are the Pens going to play again this season?

Chubs said...

Contest for the shirts- a Buries It photoshop contest. Whoever puts him in the most fitting light gets the swag.

je2ms said...

I can't believe puckdaddy can link Mr. Marty's injury to the New York Jets of 2004 or some shit>!~>?@*

I will never read another article of his.

Go Pens

crmzak said...

@jason and chubs - I'm lovin the Stephen S. goalie mask and Buries It photoshop suggestions.

@dying alive - thanks for calling out staff on our behalf. even if it is against some gaytarded meaningless blog.

GO PEENS

slush said...

good lord, Im ready for a Pens game! The wait this week sucked!

J.S. said...

Nittimaki's mask has mob ties, just like our current governor.

Rage said...

Okay, who is the scary person peeping out from the top banner next to the links

debrisslide said...

I like the idea of a Buries It photoshop contest. Or maybe an Edmonton Oilers photoshop expo, to be judged by the staff of both blogs. Most gay submission wins.

Dr. McSham said...

I like chubs idea as well. And not just because we went to high school together...

This week has seemed longer than the summer! My God.

debrisslide said...

j.s.+rage: I love your avatars being right next to each other.

wilsmith said...

Puck daddy can probably link those two things because he's a big fan of the Jets and the Devils.

why doesn't that make sense? he lets his bias be known

Steve In Denver said...

That's Aunt Penny peeking out.

That video is awesome. Although I disagree, NEVER ask someone you love before you put it in her mouth.

Nitty's mask is so fitting for Philly. Sabu's mask still gives me the creeps. That baby face looks like a poltergeist.

crmzak said...

What? Am I the only one who sings that song to my kids as I put them on the bus every morning?

Words to live by, my friends.

dying alive said...

@ rage - that's grandma!

Too bad we already had a Gretzky photoshop expo. That would have been a good contest for a game vs. the Oilers. Gretzky v2.0?

kstewy16 said...

Hmm, I think I'll take that spot in the sewer. Never should have bet on AO to do anything. Ottawa take the capital vs capital game pretty seriously, and AO always sucks in big games, see Playoffs. Anyway, I'm thinkin Tampa beating the Devils. Tampa has won 3 in a row and just had a couple days off to prepare for the game, not to mention the Devils either need to play a lot of defense and have no offense or play offense and have no defense in front of a bad goalie, so I think either way it's a tampa win.

onefinepeceofase said...

please look at the related videos that pop up with the one that ended the post today. there is one of this pathetic skank mouthing the words to Akinleye's "Put it in My Mouth". the video is under the title "eat me out".

Rage said...

Like a muffin or a beet? wtf

I'm diggin the vids, staff. You guys are doing the lord's work with all this public service and whatnot.

Jesus says yes

Aubrey said...

I love that video at the end....what did you google to find that? lol surely you came up with some porn videos with whatever you entered...

GO PENS!

brett said...

I had a bad feeling about the games last night and didn't bet. good thing, too. All my hunches were wrong.

Tonight is not much better. My feeling is that Tampa cannot win 4 in a row. My feeling is also NJ is going to put up a strong game for once, knowing now that they need to step up for Weekes. NJ Straight-up to win. I don't know whether or not I'll actually bet on it yet. I'll check the numbers when I get home.

Rage said...

Holy shit, there's a WB/S Penguins game on right now!


11:00 am hockey? Niiiiiiiice

Steve In Denver said...

Forgot to mention, Happy Birthday Charlie. Get yourself a shiny new gerbil.

J.S. said...

any linkage to the WBS game?

J.S. said...

I like the idea of a Kevin Lowe photoshop expo, and as mentioned it's too bad we already did one of Wayne Gretzky. I say open it up and deface anything that is Oilers' property.

Rage said...

http://den-a.plr.liquidcompass.cc/etm_plr/audio_player.php?id=WDMT&playerType=wmp

Rage said...

You can also go to 102.3 The Mountain and click on listen Live. 2nd Period just starting.

PBR Jesus says go pens!

Andrew S said...

I was thinking for the contest to be whoever can make the shittiest photoshop along the lines of Oilernation's pensblog written on a cat 'shop.

For example, a turd with Oilersnation written on it. Or something potentially less creative.

Someone remind Crosby to keep his head up tomorrow night.

dying alive said...

Just a reminder for anyone who plans to stand outside Mellon and try to get Sam Gagne and Andrew Cogliano's autographs after the game, be sure to bring your checkbook.

I like the idea of making the contest anything Oilers related.

The Goon Blogger said...

All I have to say about this post is:

Sham-WOW!

lauren_hbg said...

Ladies -
Not trying to make this a 'puck bunny' thing... but I felt I needed to share what PittGirl posted on The 'Burgh Blog today. I thought I would be selfish if I didn't link it over here.

You're welcome. :)

Shirts vs. Skins

slush said...

much love to pittgirl. i saw it earlier. sweet, sweet post. :)

crmzak said...

@lauren, as well as pittgirl,

THANK YOU.

I needed that.

*fans herself* Myyyyyy, but it's waahhrm in here.

kstewy16 said...

Hmmm, the Blues are big time underdogs in the Blues Ducks game. The Ducks just played last night, and the blues haven't played since losing to us. bet 5 win 8 if the blues win, so I think I might have to take that one.

Robo-Pope said...

Sabu's mask is ridiculous.

debrisslide said...

*cough* Thanks Lauren. *dies*

Allison said...

Oh lauren, you have made the day of many here. Thanks:) phenom pics

Annie said...

Haha, wow. Pics like that are examples of the many extra benefits to be had of being a female hockey fan. Thanks for sharing, ladies.

^_^

M. Vanderlasser said...

Heads up...Ollie's (good stuff cheap) here in the 717 (Mechanicsburg) has CCM Crosby rookie season jerseys - very nice - for $39.99.

dying alive said...

I guess I should be disappointed that blog is firewalled here at work?

Matt D said...

Is that video what Semin tells Ovechkin every night?

snickerdoodles said...

Matt d,
Yep! And Semin does a cute little dance while singing!

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