Thursday, November 20, 2008

GAMEDAY [19] -- ATLANTA THRASHERS

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7 - 8 - 2 -- 16 PTS

A dude named Todd White leads their team with 11 assists.
Ilya Kovalchuk is unreal.

THE TRIB scouts the Thrashers.



Christensen and Armstrong blog.
Colby has 2g-5a-7p.
Christensen is 1-7-8.

MARK MADDEN'S X PAGE has YouTubes of Armstrong's greatest hits.
It's the second post down. He better learn how to hyperlink his shit.

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Sabu gets the start tonight.
Fleury's injury may carry through the weekend, but it's not serious at all.
POST-GAZETTE

There may not be an organ in the new Pens arena. PG


stunned

:: Steiggy is up against some turd in a tournament of broadcasters. PUCK THE MEDIA


Lemieux's top 10 goals. Long version. Good God.
ROBERT S. with the upload.

This post got delayed 10 minutes cause we couldn't stop watching it.
If you don't get chills at the 5:28 and 5:32 mark, kill yourself.
That's pretty much where 66 Buries It came from.

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AFTERMATH

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Minnesota writer John Shirpley jobbed the Penguins. PENSBURGH
Good read.

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So I’m in the Penguins locker room, which is about the size of a port-a-potty, and get chastised for stepping on the logo in the carpet Some equipment guy or PR flak comes up to me and says “Can you please not step on the Penguin?”

Well, if it’s alive I’ll try not to step on the penguin. Or was some symbol representing something more important than a sports team.

Are you kidding me? Wow.


The writer has a blog. What a mistake. POOP
We left a comment:



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We found why the Stars wanted Darryl Sydor back so bad:

"He is a veteran guy and he touches a lot of people in our group."
-- Coach Dave Tippett

NICK G. with the LINK

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DANIELLE C. points out the Wings are selling tickets for $9. LINK
We can't even get to Mellon Arena without giving $9 to homeless people.

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Ron Jeremy has an undisclosed lower-body injury.



Go Pens.

196 comments:

Pensblog Staff said...

FIRST

meecrofilm said...

Firsts are gayer than your mom.


Go Pens.

BlacknGold66 said...

Staff = Douchebags

WOOOOOOO!


@J.S.: With the Bungles result last Sunday and the Stillers offensive woes you could be hoping for BOTH games tonight to not go into OT.

Go Stillers

Go Pens

Don't ask me why, but prior to certain Pens games my sister and I started listening to this song...

Sing It Shitface

It's 18-0-3.

So sing it ya scumbag

Allison said...

ron jeremy's undisclosed lower body injury- what a chuckle

J.J. Veshio said...

aw hell yea both my photoshops are posted


and if you dont think mario is god, that last goal before his 1st retirement is gold jerry, gold



GO PENS BABY

johnny said...

Tremendous jobbing of the Minnesota douche. I was at the Pens-Habs game when Army nearly ended Koivu's life. Either skate with your head up or listen to whatever Ace of Base knock-off band is popular in Finland, jerky. Pens won it in a shootout, I believe.

Penguins mania, with a little Steelers love coming at you from Tallahassee.

meecrofilm said...

That video is beyond sick.

Check out the little turd at the 3:02 mark. He was signaling to Father Time just where exactly to touch him.

And that Minnesota comment = complete ownage.

akus said...

Watching videos, passes time.
old but funny
---

66, always brings You to Your feet.

My fav Mario goal that i remember, is the one against the North Stars in the SCF's.

How lucky are we?

Goosebump City.

Go Pens.

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Stillers only on NFL network?

SexyChubbs said...

Other than the beautiful goals, I loved listening to Lange for some of them.

Go Pens!

Go Steelers!

Fuck Comcast!

Joe Kuhlman said...

Wild writer = joke

he posts about the tramendous response to that post about the Pens locker room when there's.....

10 comments.

douche bag

BlacknGold66 said...

@Akus: Stillers only on NFLNet which should be channel 212 for you.

@Staff: That comment you left was unreal.

Joose said...

Those goals were phenomenal.

That is all I have to say.

Jon said...

Nice of you to leave a comment. Now Joke Shipley can come here and see what a real hockey blog looks like.

PenguinsExperience.com said...

I bet Sid and Colby and sliding notes to each other through their respective locker room doors tonight.

"Are We Still Friends?
Yes/No
- Colby"

Rogers has a bandwidth cap so I can't watch tonight's game online. Balls.

SexyChubbs said...

My favorite thing about the Wild blog:

After 10 comments, they have an entry titled "finally some response!"

I'm glad they feel so accomplished after receiving 10 whole comments!

Frank said...

Awarded with a link on TPB...

...then jobbed with a 404 on the link

But whatevs...as long as you help reveal the Wild guy that's all that matters.

SexyChubbs - I laughed at that too.

dying alive said...

That comment on the Wild blog is classic.

Miyagi-San, do it!

pops said...

i left a comment on his blog as well. its not nearly as hilarious as yours though, staff.

chris e said...

That comment was hilarious.

Let's do this shit!

pops said...

also, someone justin.tv link me

akus said...

Pops, remember You may have to be approved before it will be posted!!


Link/notjustin.tv

M. Vanderlasser said...

Well said, chris e.

Christmas shoppers, greatglam.com has silicon nipple covers in stock: "Rogue 'high beam' nipples are a thing of the past when you use your DIMRs!"

Thanks, Pensblog!

pops said...

thanks for the link, akus

pops said...

holy shit, the quality is amazing too.

nice one, bruv

M. Vanderlasser said...

Colby and EC took Sid and other Pens to dinner last night...

akus said...

justin/pens

Its Sportsouth,oh well.

You're welcome Pops.


Bring the hate!!

Dr. Turkleton said...

boredblog:

saying FIRST to lead off the GDT:

3 Wins
2 Losses
3 OT/SO Losses

NOT saying FIRST:

8 Wins
2 Losses


Ron Jeremy: 2-0-0
Dr. Alan Grant: 2-0-1
Doc Holiday: 2-1-0
Bee Gees: 1-0-0
LeVar Burton: 1-0-0
Captain Ahab: 1-0-0
Tom Mullen: 1-0-0
Captn's Hiller + Wilder: 1-0-0
Andy and Red: 0-0-1
Snake Plissken: 0-0-1
Shooter McGavin: 0-1-0
Dude In The Chair: 0-1-0
Howard the Duck: 0-1-0

[Twenty-Seventh]

sven butenschon said...

Is it blue t shirt night @ Phillips arena?
How do they keep a franchise there??

Chris said...

More people are posting in CBlog than are at that game.

Atlanta = joke.

pops said...

look at "bobby" boucher hauling ass to get back. what a pickup

pops said...

wow. that was not a penalty

akus said...

I think i could sit on one side of Phillips Arena and have a conversation with a person on the other side of the Phillips Arena.

stokes said...

"If you don't weep like a child at the 5:28 and 5:32 mark, kill yourself."
Fixed it for you, Staff.

Unreal mullet right around the 8:44 mark of that epic clip. The clip combined with the mullet almost broke my computer by its sheer magnitude.


Dr. Turk, tPB Official Statistician


DO IT

pops said...

fucking great

dying alive said...

Holy christ, that's the emptiest arena I've ever seen. The Pirates draw a bigger crowd.

Good, Thrashers goal. The Pens play better from behind.

pops said...

WTF is this PK doing? be more aggressive!!

crmzak said...

@akus, thx so much for the link to the game. sent it to my man who's pissed he's stuck working late tonight.

@Staff, THANKS for sharing the Mario vid. Like I've always said, he's fucken storybook.

SHIT. Ok, they scored cuz I'm not upstairs watching the game.

Let's go, boys.

pops said...

no look passes ALWAYS work

Matt said...

Pens look hung over from drinking too much boredom juice by playing the Wild.

Godard better choke a bitch.

pops said...

they look terrible so far

pops said...

satan's back, baby.

Matt said...

Lord of Hate buries it! WOOOOOO

akus said...

Will that wake the Beast(s)???

pops said...

i would love for sykie to wake up. he's been frustrated lately.

Jon said...

Hail Satan!

Allison said...

Omg... I just saw the stands... Holy shit... Even the islanders put more people in the seats... That's so sad. I feel like there's 100 people tops in the entire first level.

moo-blue15 said...

are there any other links to the game...this one on atdhe keeps getting frozen for 5 minutes at a time!!! PLEASE HELP ME WATCH MY PENS!!!

ACO35 said...

nice lil video of dupis

CORY said...

http://www.channelsurfing.net/

stokes said...

My roller hockey game on saturday at Bridgeville drew more people than there are in the lower bowl. As previously stated, that's horrible. what a joke.

akus said...

@moo blue, there is a link for justin.tv.

fleuryous said...

HEY...my mom's not THAT gay.


I want Crosby to score and point. hahah.


The staff's comment=why I love you more than life itself.

Oh, Colbs.


I think the cameraman is drunk...let's keep up, Sir.

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pops said...

they are losing a ton of battles on the boards.

Matt said...

The organ player is playing "Don't You Want Me Baby". What an arena. What an atmosphere.

SexyChubbs said...

Fucking Comcast came right as the game started...

Good goals for both sides?

I'm back on now!

moo-blue15 said...

to AKUS...
thank you soooo much!!!! i had checked jtv earlier, but didnt find this one...a million thanks!!!! And this is a great stream on jtv too!!

Midnight Musings said...

Is that little kid chanting annoying anyone else? The crowd is sad...you shouldn't be able to hear ONE person in the crowd come through the broadcast.

pops said...

haha. yea. soooo annoying

Allison said...

I'd so love it if they got rid of the mic near that annoying "let's go thrashers" girl.

Matt said...

Can we refer to awkward silences as "Atlanta Thrashers crowds" from now on?

How shitty is this ice surface? I've seen more people hit the ice than the Flyers trying to draw a penalty.

ACO35 said...

anyone else notice the pens jersey behind sabou

Allison said...

Haha I was typing that before I saw midnight and pops

Midnight Musings said...

It's "Dress like a seat" night at Phillips Arena

TIMKO said...

What a lack of atmosphere at this game


Talbot Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ0TST2GTM4

Go Pens

TIMKO said...
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meecrofilm said...

Turkleton with the huge number crunch.

On another note, interference has to be the most commonly missed call in the league.

Matt said...

Midnight, that's a Hall of Fame comment right there! Glad to see so many people rolled with the theme

Midnight Musings said...

YES!!! CAMPAIGN ADS!!!! FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

ACO35 said...

isn't the election over?

Dan said...

Someone just killed Dan Potash

Midnight Musings said...

there's a runoff election for senator from GA

ACO35 said...

o shows how much i pay attention

Flyer Hater said...

Kris Letang is a beast.

Flyer Hater said...

I never thought I'd see the day where F and H in FlyerHater would be capitalized in blue.

Flyer Hater said...

I like to represent the Penguins too, but if Paul Steigerwald beats out Jim Hughson in an announcer competition, something is wrong.

pops said...

haha. according to that commercial, 20000 fans became that one little girl

ACO35 said...

wow and i thought pa lottery commercials were bad

Allison said...

Haha that commerical where they say "where 20,000 become 1"
Are they refering to how many people pass through the arena in one season?
Jokes

Allison said...

Ha, their own announcer jobbing kovalchuck-"I understand there's selfishness,but he has to shoot there."

Allison said...

Pops - get out of my brain! Lol

pops said...

haha. well, if you were thinking that that PP was terrible, then our brains are still linked

Allison said...

Omg who else just saw that terrible towel taped to the glass?

ACO35 said...

nice hit cookie monster

fleuryous said...

Dupuis is a BEAST.


Jesus Christ, he's on amphetamines

Midnight Musings said...

C is for "Cookie FUCKS YOU UP!"

Allison said...

@pops- check

pops said...

seriously, the worst road PowerPlay IN THE UNIVERSE. lets change that RIGHT HERE

fleuryous said...

OH MY GOD.


Chris from NSYNC is singing the national anthem at the Steelers game.


OH MY GOD. hahahahah.

Chris said...

Where 200(00) fans become one.

ACO35 said...

to much skill to be 3 for 34

pops said...

FIVE ON THREE


DO IT!!!!!

pops said...

seriously, mike yeo, show up to work

Midnight Musings said...

"the roof is coming off this place"...ummm...what?

pops said...

fucking pathetic. thats like three 5 on 3s in a row that we have not scored on

ACO35 said...

what a dive

SexyChubbs said...

All ten fans are cheering that clear!

meecrofilm said...

That Penguins powerplay was brought to you by Amy Winehouse.

pops said...

since staal is getting a reprive...

trade mike yeo

jkn

ACO35 said...

WHAT A GOAL

pops said...

HOLY SHIT

STEVE! WHAT A GOAL!

Jawsh said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fleuryous said...

TK with the assist...GODDAMN I love him.


Where was the pointing, Crosby? haha.

fleuryous said...

NO LITTLE TIGER.

Allison said...

That was a fucking beauty

Midnight Musings said...

does nfl network have a round table after every drive? Jesus!

rickyaustin33 said...

That's why he's 'deadwood'

fleuryous said...

Man oh man, I hope Sabu keeps up his save percentage.

pops said...

the nfl network is a fucking joke. im sorry, but its pitiful that to watch a game 95% of the fans need to go to a bar to see the fucking nfl network.

Allison said...

That staal commercial = so awkward

pops said...

shitty goal given up

ugh

who are we, the thrashers?

ACO35 said...

right the wrong? what wrong

pops said...

shit like that comes back to haunt you

rickyaustin33 said...

yeah, Fuck the NFL Network.

Midnight Musings said...

did the nfl network seriously just skip an entire drive to show some bullshit?

pops said...

besides, football on a thursday is just retarded

pops said...

goddamn it. that bullshit weak goal pissed me off.

ACO35 said...

every goalie has at least one tho

akus said...

That's it Pops, bring that hate.

nothing else is working, why not.

Team Canada said...

@Allison

That Staal commercial seriously made me feel uncomfortable. So awkward.

pops said...

some hate for the third,

i hope that little "lets go thrashers" girl grows up to hear that "he is NOT the father" on the maury show WOOOOOOOOOOOO

meecrofilm said...

God, this Thrashers "crowd" makes the game so much more boring. Hopefully Bing can put a few more in, at least that will bring some sort of response.

slush said...

pops- that was good stuff right there. nice.

Allison said...

Pops you're cracking me up. What an insult.

pops said...

well now, looks like kozlov got the sand out of his vagina and came back

(no offense female cbloggers)

Midnight Musings said...

who gets more points tonight, Pens or Steelers?

ACO35 said...

and he's out for the count

rickyaustin33 said...

The Atlanta announcers are acting like Letang took his skate off and stabbed the Atlanta player.

Jesus.

kstewy16 said...

Pens, and Letang is going to be as big of a hitter as Orpik, 2nd season and he's already nailing fuckers.
I love it. Those two together in a line makes pussy euros cry themselves to sleep.

pops said...

haha, that ref was looking at the main ref like, "wow, we're not calling dupuis just getting drlled into the net? uhh, ok."

Midnight Musings said...

Hey Geno, there's a wall there.

wilsmith said...

I didnt get chills when I should have because that guy used the wrong video.

the importance of a good call

pops said...

cooke is a machine

pops said...

"one pass too many for pittsburgh" where have i heard that before?

kstewy16 said...

Last period. Last game. Last season.

pops said...

"the cow says...moooo"

AHHHHHH of course of course

Midnight Musings said...

TOUCHDOWN!

pops said...

army vs. godard?

army i love you, so please, go sit on the bench

kstewy16 said...

Yeah I don't really want to see army die...
He should probably just sit down.

pops said...

pens need to wake up

pops said...

fuck, big PK coming up

Midnight Musings said...

They have a 50-50 raffle? Amazing, simply amazing.

kstewy16 said...

I'm too busy registering to win that jersey to make comments on here, damn you staff! You've taken my life away!

pops said...

we are dodging bullets. what is this the matrix?

(weak on my part)

Allison said...

@midnight- is that unusual? Nassau coliseum has one too. I assumed that was widespread

pops said...

oh no, you're right it is widespread....at retirement homes and churches

Allison said...

On second thought, maybe its just something teams do when they can't fill an arena. WOOOOO

pops said...

BIIIIG PP! thats right charlie.

lets win this shit

fleuryous said...

And THAT'S why Sabu's a BEAST.

pops said...

SAAAAAAAAAAABOU!!!!

stoney said...

EFF YEAH

Midnight Musings said...

BING BURRIES IT!!!

fleuryous said...

Crosby with TWOOOOOO.

ACO35 said...

Crosby's back

pops said...

SIIIIID!!!!!!

woooo

end this game

akus said...

Ohhhhhhhhh, Donna needs a doughnut!

pops said...

sykie???? yea!

fleuryous said...

Take that, Kovajoke.

Midnight Musings said...

my spelling=fail

rebecca said...

WOOOOOOOOOO

Allison said...

Huge thanks to whoever put out that amber alert for sykora earlier

pops said...

haha, kovalchuk is pissed.

thats why sid is the man. yea, kovaldouche pointed at him a couple of years ago, but sid is awesome because he would NEVER retaliate. he'll score, and say nothing, do nothing. that makes it 100000000000 times worse

Jawsh said...

Bing just skated circles through georgia

Midnight Musings said...

to jawsh

Sid doing his personal reenactment of Sherman's March

pops said...

zigomanis for the big draw? with 5 secs left?

Jawsh said...

WOOOOOOOOO

pops said...

nope. going with sid

fleuryous said...

Sabu is pretty money, all the time. haha

pops said...

good win.

sabou was sick.

off to study for my final. peace, ya gobbos. (look it up)

fleuryous said...

JOIN MY SABU FANPAGE ON FACEBOOK.


Sabulous. hahaha.

TIMKO said...

Woo...another YAWN game but a big W in regulation no less.

Now lets hope the Steelers can pull this one off

Hip said...

Made it home from call in time to see Sykie bust a stick and get a goal. Yeah, that's a little more important than a broken bat single.

The post game "celebration" was hilarious. Talbot and Sykora practically mauled Sabu and even Curry, who did nothing but look stud on the bench was getting a hair wash. Gotta love that. This team is tight.

TheFandangler said...

The pens were still in Minnesota Mode.

Letang gave that guy an extra chromosome on that hit. Although it was a penalty... sweet.

kstewy16 said...

Good game, Bing with 3 points and a beautiful goal. 8 straight unbeaten! Geno and Sid are gonna be 1 and 2 in points by next week, I guarantee it :D

pops said...

ps. littlebigplanet is the most addicting game ever

smitty said...

MAF out saturday.

meecrofilm said...

And for the first time ever, Sabu follows up a good start with...... another good start.

Frickin' unreal 3rd period performance by Sabutage. He'll make a good starter somewhere next year.

Steve In Denver said...

At this rate you could put a picture of Smizdick in the gameday post and the Pens would still come up with a strong victory.

Wooooooooooo

And fuck Smizdick.

fleuryous said...

Ben got a first down...good for him.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

debrisslide said...

I feel like this game barely happened. I had to stay up from 9AM to 9AM yesterday and today to finish a huge paper and now I have to recap for a blog.

WOOOOO.

Pensblog GameDay post rocked my world. . .recap will kill my recap. . .don't even care. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Angelo said...

'Ron Jeremy has an undiclosed lower body injury.'

That's classic.

Big time win tonight. Pens definitely didn't play their best, but Sabu held out long enough for the PP to win the game.

Rage said...

gobbos?!?!? I haven't heard THAT in a while!

fleuryous said...

Holy shit, Ben...


he avoided a sack (of like 48045 people)...and completed a beautiful pass.


Goddamn. haha.

Ujval said...

King Shero traded our 9th Dman for a guy who was a +2, while leading all Penguin blueliners in ice time today...tee hee hee.

pops said...

gobbo- (italian) - He is commonly portrayed as being a well dressed hunchback in a suit and top hat and occasionally holding an umbrella, horse shoe, and/or a cornetto.

there is nothing better than going to italy and saying "ciao, gobbo" to random strangers. the look on their face is priceless, cause really, if someone walked up to you and said "hello, hunchback" what would you do?

Allison said...

@pops- me=going to italy in march :)
You= full of awsome posts and info tonight lol

pops said...

haha, glad i could help!

Kimberlass said...

Where on earth is FH?

meecrofilm said...

Probably drunk somewhere. And why not?

SteelPensBucs said...

A two-game sweep tonight, not too bad.Crosby with a 3-point night and Roethlisberger with an effective performance.

The Bruins are another team that holds a 50/50 raffle. What is ironic is that their arena is named after a abnk based in Toronto.

The Wild has specialized in boring hockey for their entire existence.

SteelPensBucs said...

bank, I mean.

Allison said...

Whitney could practice today.

stokes said...

So, i'm watching the replay and FSN is basically fast forwarding the game play. its kind of unsettling to watch (especially watching the USS Hal Gill skating quickly) but it also is just plain dumb. who wants to watch a game in FF?

assholes.

Allison said...

haha that sounds mildly entertaining

pops said...

hmmm i wonder who sits with whits back.

im guessing goligoski will be sent down. he doesnt have to go through waivers. too bad, but he'll be back.

Dave said...

Wild fan here, seriously agreed on the Shipley article. Giant D bag that none of us take seriously. Go Pens.

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