Sunday, October 5, 2008

Versus = Midseason Form

Thanks to [Matt N.] for this.
Can you pick out whats wrong?



Morons

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Go Pens

55 comments:

Feebs said...

first

TheSteelPen66 said...

CLASSIC!!!

tanya said...

i think jarkko hasn't had that much hair since 1990s...

Sykora_17 said...

has any one seen the new Sidney Crosby commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_tpmQ9AAok


check it out


it makes you just want to punch the redwings in the face!

Let's Go Pens!!

Max Power said...

The PENS loose and Wall St. panics -199.51

P.O. said...

i want to fight jason smith... what a piece of shit

RedWings said...

Great commercial, Syk_17.

No comment on your Red Wing thoughts, though.

dying alive said...

Fail.

Max Power said...

Ferrari - $65,000.00 on debit mastercard

Full tank of gas - $72.00

Driving like an asshole, killing your best friend and not going to jail - pricesless

For murdering someone there's always Danny boy for everything else in life there's debit Mastercard.

brett said...

Glad I wasn't the only one that caught that yesterday.

RedWings said...

Wouldn't you think Gary's national tv provider could at least afford a fact checker?

Looks like another great season of vs hockey. Joke.

J.S. said...

Max, I'll see your mastercard commercial and raise you with a motivator.

Yep, there's a reason I held off a day for posting it.

Max Power said...

j.s. = my new bar room hero

tanya said...

crushed ferrari= more heartbreaking than picture of starving african kids

TheNWChica said...

Jarkko has NEVER had that much hair. lol

brett said...

The VS feed yesterday was talking about Hossa and what a great asset he's going to be for Pittsburgh this season.

Sad.

Matt said...

I'm sure VS is also responsible for those Jersey Boys commercials somehow. Have commercials ever been pulled for being "too shrill and annoying"?

tanya said...

15 coolest fan signs http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/sportchansen/article3456801.ab?service=galleryFlash

debrisslide said...

I screencapped that and put it in cblog! Good job to Matt N. though!

I realllllly wish my college got Versus. Watching hockey has become such a frustrating experience!

Raybin said...

Hoo boy.

I see we're in for a long season with Versucks.

Where have you gone, Joe Benidouche and Darren Elijoke?

Max Power said...

Dow is -544

If anyone has 401k I would stop putting money in it until all this blows over. Seriously...

dying alive said...

max, don't remind me. I'm not checking my 401K because I'm afraid to see how much I've lost.

Korn said...

Did anyone watch the NHL network broadcast Saturday? I'm already sick of their commercials. Can't they mix in a Coke ad once in a while? Does it have to be all hockey commercials?

RaCHeLeYoS said...
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dying alive said...

Per Mirtle, the Lightning have traded Michele Ouellet to Vancouver.

J.S. said...

I'm afraid to check my 401k. Granted, there's not much in there since I only started it a few yrs ago, but I'm sure there's even less now.

Max Power said...

Do is now -622.24

I highly recomend staying away from side walks around high buildings down town and wearing some galoshes or boots. Warning level for people going splat has been raised to orange.

Max Power said...

City of Vancouver said collectively and I quote, "WTF!"

debrisslide said...

As a college student, my chances of not living in a cardboard box after graduation have been dropping all day. . .

Max Power said...

Oh SHIT! WE JUST HIT -702! The market is circling the drain faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night. I just lost 60% of 401k in less than 40 minutes!

IceCold... said...

personally, i don't mind how much versucks sucks...it just makes it easier to dislike philly since i discovered that versus is owned by comcast which is owned by that philly guy.

is it saturday yet?

J.S. said...

and the Bolts traded O'Brien along with Mango Salsa per TSN?

fleuryous said...

Saturdaaaaaaaaaaay.

WOO.


Who is Ruutu?
OH SNAP.

TheNWChica said...

Yes....Michel Oullet and Shane O'Brien to the Nucks for Lukas Krajicek and Juraj Simek. Simek was in Manitoba last year and also played in the Dub as a junior.

Flyer Hater said...

I can't watch any of the Versus broadcasts with a mulletless Engblom.

J.S. said...

I need a pic of a mulletless Engblom. No, not for photoshop reasons, but because I can't believe it.

Carroll said...

Anyone see the error in this statement:

Although the Lightning were only outscored 4-2 in the two-game series in Prague, they were outshot by a 2-to-1 margin, 80-40. Melrose gave credit to Stamkos, who played limited minutes, and the new checking line featuring holdover Chris Gratton and a pair of free who recently lifted the Stanley Cup for Pittsburgh in Gary Roberts and Adam Hall. Otherwise, he was none too pleased with his charges.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=385051

Kat said...

@caroll, WTF!? If only that were true. People need to get their shit together, wow.

Raybin said...

Engblom has ruined my life by cutting his hair. It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

Flyer Hater said...

Sudden Death was just on Encore.

1. The Godfather
2. Citizen Kane
3. Gone With the Wind
4. Casablanca
5. Sudden Death

meecrofilm said...

The Godfather insists upon itself.

Also, LGP is hilarious.

Flyer Hater said...

http://www.letsgopens.com/scripts/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=29061&p=656533#p656533

LOL, some moron is suggesting that Malkin and Sykora be split up, I guess they don't have enough chemistry...

Joke.

vitalbeach said...

Sykora should have buried that Malkin feed from the press box. He clearly played himself off that line.

LGP is some good stuff after a loss.

I Have Kasparaitis said...

Flyer Hater, is Slap Shot not good enough to crack the Top 5? Casablanca is overrated.

It was kinda depressing not seeing the dead creature on Engblom's head ... I would look at his hair and zone out during the intermission report.

Flyer Hater said...

If Engblom was going to cut his hair, he should have at least got a high-top fade or cornrows.

44FreeCandy said...

That's Tuomo Ruutu, his brother. He was traded from the Blackhawks to the Canes last year.

jefe p said...

anybody that has center ice, is saturdays game listed for you yet? i have Dish, and as of last night, it is not listed yet..

wilsmith said...

The panic is hilarious.

Flyer Hater said...

1-1 and panic ensues, God help us all.

Joose said...

I can't hate on the Ruu. I still miss the piece of shit.

Rage said...

jefe- I have the games listed but the channels are all TBA except for the ones on NHLN

Mike Rieker said...

Where's "Bury Graves" in the best sign ever argument?

jefe p said...

@rage -i dont trust center ice. theyve screwed up a few times over the last couple seasons. they will probably forget to broadcast anything.

NHLN ticker says sakic only needs 95 points to pass lemieux for 7th.

that guy really needs to retire after this year..

Rage said...

Center Ice=The Man

The Goon Blogger said...

LGP is full of jokes.

Split up Sykora and Malkin, GREAT IDEA right? Then we'll trade Letang for Rory Fitzpatrick. Solid moves!

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