Thursday, September 4, 2008

So Chris Simon Is Still A Nutjob

From [Empty Netters] this morning.

Chris Simon up to some old tricks in the KHL:




What a pyscho.

45 comments:

canaan said...

o rly?

canaan said...

whoa, you got first.

canaan said...

yeah, i know. i couldn't believe it.

canaan said...

you. are. awesome.

p.s. go pens.

brndlynn said...

how is this guy still allowed to play hockey? i cant stand players like him....unless they play for the pens ;)

RedWings said...

Speaking of psychos....

Here's your Detroit Mayor update:

Looks like Kwame will be spending four months in jail, 5 years reporting probation, loss of law license for two years, immediate resignation of office, oh yeah, and $1Million restitution.

But when the dust settles, I believe he'll be allowed to run for office again in a couple of years. Can you say Marion Barry? If Detroit ever re-elects that piece of public embarrassment, well, then they deserve whatever they get. Hopefully, it never comes to that.

Geesh, Kwame and Simon deserve each other.

Ja' Red said...

I love how every player that ever got suspended for any given length says the same phrases...

"theres no place in hockey for what I did..."

"I'm sorry to the fans.."

"I wasn't thinking..."

yet they still play. There was no reason simon should be allowed to play in the nhl after what we did to Ryan H, and J Ru to boot. What does one have to do to get a lifetime suspension in this league?

jefe mays said...

airport boozin ftw

[expect more]

btumpak said...

huge douche or turd sandwich

dying alive said...

I am astounded that Kwame Kilpatrick was elected in the first place. Did nobody know?

Didn't Chris Simon have to do some kind of anger management training as punishment for one of his psycho incidents in the NHL? Looks like it's working. At least we no longer have to worry about him sharing the ice with Sid and Geno, or anyone else.

RedWings said...

Good point, dying alive, I believe you're right. He did enroll in some psychobable anger management bs. And now he lands in the KHL. If the KHL believes, and/or wants us to believe they are equal in stature to the NHL, then they better stop giving jobs to the wretched refuse that the NHL no longer tolerates.

And just to further wizz me off, I'm reminded that Sasquatch out there in Anaheim has just as many career suspensions as Simon, and for surprisingly VERY similar incidents, including the skate blade attack. Yet Brian Burke and Gary Buttman continue to endorse Pronger's loose cannon behavior. I'll be a lot happier when Pronger joins Simon in the KHL.

FreeCandyVan44 said...

lol thatfirst ref in looked liked he was a little afraid to step in

Max Power said...

Pronger and Simon lose their tempers because they get very frustrated that everyone on the ice is better than them. It probably sucks to suck that bad.

The KHL is like the thunderdome version of the NHL.

shawnawwwesome said...

I always thought that refs should be issued tasers.

Okay, that thought never actually entered my mind grapes until just now, but it would make things interesting. How conductive is ice with an electrical charge?

P.O. said...

who is running tailgateblog this year? i have tickets to three of the first four home games

dying alive said...

I am slightly disappointed that the home opener is against the Devils this year. Last season I gave away my ticket to three of the four Devils games because it's always such a snoozefest.

FreeCandyVan44 said...

haha if the refs had tasers theyd probably get the beat down by one of those goons that cant control their temper

Max Power said...

woot

jefe mays said...

@DA -i suggest that if its that boring you should just drink more.

Max Power said...

I agree with jefe. As my grandfather once spoke unto me: When in need have a couple 3 beers. If then you find yourself in doubt, drink more. If you then think that you should stop drinking... Don't listen to yourself because you are drunk.

dying alive said...

Unfortunately I don't like beer, and there's no way I'm paying $8.25 for one. I'm limited to overpriced bottled water and the very delicious Mellon nachos.

TheNWChica said...

For those of us who are blocked from all video at work, what did that douche do this time?

TheFandangler said...

Joke.

jefe mays said...

i dont know/remember about 'chos at the mellon, but jobing arena has some killer extreme nachos. highly touted in the phoenix sports districts.

TheFandangler said...

(From last post)

Jaos,

I totally understand... until tonight of course.

wilsmith said...

Looks like a perfectly legal fight to me. (unless fighting isn't allowed in the khl, I dont know)

Tom said...

Not sure I'd call this psycho, just really freaking intimidating. I didn't see anyone jumping in to help that guy.

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TheNWChica said...

Hello? What did he do??

eileenover said...

He beat the shit out of someone.

FreeCandyVan44 said...

@thenwchica

he pummeled some other player and busted his face open pretty good

The Big K said...

KHL=stunned.

What a bitch he is.

TheNWChica said...

Thank you Eileen and Candyvan!

Damn firewall!

FreeCandyVan44 said...

anytime

jaos said...

fandangler,

i know... we are suckers for punishment. For $200, the definition of this is repeating the same behavior and expecting different results.

TheFandangler said...

J,

Lol, yeah... can't wait to spend 45 min not playing tonight.

Juice said...

@dangler and jaos
are either of you guys up to play some 1v1 now?
maybe a little retribution dangle?

Max Power said...

Is anyone bringing any rec equipment to the picnic?

Max Power said...

Beware of this gang

eileenover said...

I don't know if anyone was planning on it max. What did you have in mind?

Lady Jaye said...

@max > I suggested it, nobody bit on it yet. I don't really have anything I can bring.

I'm going to be trying to snag a charcoal grill from somebody just in case our grill sucks at the shelter.

And our forecast for saturday is RAIN. :-) Oh well, a little rain never hurt anybody!

Max Power said...

Rain? Who cares about rain when you have booze. I have a frisbee and a soccerball. Does anyone know how big the parking lot is and if its paved? We could get some street hockey bumping. If anyone can get their hands on midget we can test previously discussed theories on tossing them. I think I have a volleyball too. Is there a net?

The Goon Blogger said...

Watch out Morozov! SIMON'S A COMIN'!

The Goon Blogger said...

Also, new post is up ladies and gents.

fleuryous said...

freecandyvan44, OMG CAN I HAVE CANDY?

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