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In Soviet Russia, puck rapes AO.
Also,
In Soviet Russia, a townhouse is called a mansion.
The Moar You Know...™
Natural Hat Trick
I've heard even his teammates call him a freak.
he is the freak to Crosby's Batman.
You! Will Not Believe is apparently Russia's answer to Entertainment Tonight.
Only, with more midgets.
AO = "A big ol' hunk of space poopy"
Seriously??
Wow.
wackadoo. what more can be said.
oh my god. that is totally awesome. great post.
You are my temple of poetry...again
anyone gunna put together a cblog fantasy hockey league?
Claire, very nice. Nothing like a healthy reminder of what Gretzky is and an Office reference.
Jonny V: Haha ...
Ehh, when he shows his underwear and shakes his hips ... eww! No wonder he has to advertise for a wife *laughs*
Woo! Track & Field ... Wariner and Gay are going to be fun to watch.
that is the funniest shit ever
The 50 second mark (underwear/jiggle scene) has some train wreck syndrome. I don't want to look, but I can't look away.
Goose.
Bumps.
City.
Phelps = cyborg.
That was so close. Phelps cannot be human.
eileen...
I'd like to see that super-slow-mo again...
it's like he broke 4 laws of physics in the final 10 inches.
slush...
I think colin is going to put something together once Yahoo™ or somewhere else opens up availability to start up the 08-09 leagues.
Unrealblog.
DVR is now set to "until I delete."
My grandkids need to watch that shit.
(of course by then DVR will be obsolete along with DVD's and BlueRay. It'll be MindRay technology where you just download it straight to your personal memory/medical record/passport chip.)
(except in China where the passport chip will be altered every two years)
(Dicks)
Phelps > Jesus.
Me=Not Watching the Olympics
Me=Watching Pens/Caps from 96
You=Lame
Me=Win
FH = living in the past
It already happened, dude.
Phelps=Best person in the world at not drowning
I can't believe that douche is protesting.
FH = best hockey jersey collection that no one will ever see
man, those Dutch women Field Hockey players stick handle better than Sid....all-the-while playing with one of those plastic hollow candy canes that are usually filled with M&M's.
Jonny Van Mundegaarde = best collection of 25th Anniversary G.I. Joes that he's too embarrassed to let anyone see
Job thyself
No soup for the protester
That's quite an accomplishment jonny v.
Not really.
Well nevermind then.
What a dialogue.
Ever see The 40 Year-Old Virgin? haha
Dara Torres is built like Carrot Top
Dara Torres could kick your ass.
Yeah your right. I'll find a bunch of jerseys to bid on on ebay and ask people which one they think I should buy. Much more scintillating.
"Yeah your right. I'll find a bunch of jerseys to bid on on ebay and ask people which one they think I should buy. Much more scintillating."
Ouch, that hurts.
I'll go create a second account for the sole purpose of antagonizing one particular poster until they snap.
woo
Lame.
You should all spend less time hating... and more time googling for images of hot olympic atheletes.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what makes me a winner.
{sigh}
Thoughts?
BNG66
watching AUS-NED Womens Field Hockey online...
1-1 to start the 2nd half...both playing the Devils trap...but oh, they look so good doing it!
@ 2:30 - what a creepsicle!
I like him a ton, and it's a joy to watch him play, but the more I hear him speak the more I wish he wouldn't.
22 minutes for the Bucs to sign their picks...
Boras = Ass.
I wish Sid would have a bit of AO's personality, though.
Sid = Computer Nerd.
AO = Frat Boy.
I'll take it upon myself to corrupt Sid. It would by my pleasure.
GRRRRREAAAAT SAAAAVE, AUSIES! [/Jim Hughson]
Annie: Sounds like Backstrom's got a man-crush on Laich ... bit creeped out ...
Ovie was definitely drinking before that ... he seriously needs to get his mind straight ...
@Dr. Turk: Sid's cute, though! He's kinda innocent looking, the boy next door ... he's definitely got more ladies after him than Ovie *laughs* He can't really have the personality of a frat boy if he's being watched so much by the media. He's a good boy, I like good boys. Caps fans should be happy that Sid is considered the best player in the world because he would be under so much more criticism and you would hear of what he does on his nights out ...
YOU ARE MY TEMPLE OF POETRY
What a fucking creeper.
not sure why this diddy is stuck in my head.
IHK...
yeah, I'm not asking for full-blown Frat Boy...that's why I said just a bit of AO's personality [like when AO was on a Segway tour in DC]
Sid's cookie-cutter vanilla answers are starting to get repetitive.
Mark Spitz = Best Shape Of His Life.
@Dr. Turk: Well, I don't think he can really answer any way w/o getting blasted ... poor, Sid *hugs*
If it was Sid, Army, Talbot, Whit, Bugsy, and a few others on those, I bet it would be hilarious.
I think the man you may be searching for is Malone *smiles* Bugsy is a self-made player ... he wasn't always naturally gifted. Plus, he's a funny guy. Our Ryans get along well. *smiles*
Anyone ever watch Bullshit with Penn and Teller?
That is why Mario owns a successful NHL franchise and why Kristin O'Neil couldn't run a successful lemonade stand. Hell, I wouldn't trust her to run that Lemonade Stand program that they gave to us in grade school.
It's called negotiating. Learn the tactics. If you let the opposing side (read: crooked Rendell) set the standard, then nothing gets accomplished. If you establish a market, even if it's one used strictly for negotiating purposes, then you have (wait for it) competition.
NY still sucks, but I did use the trip to buy a new WBS hat. Even better (uhhh, not really), I get to go back on Monday.
...................
Bullshit = one of the greatest things ever on my TV... It's one of very few things I think is comedic genius.
Fandangler: Hahaha!! He's scared shitless! Gretzky fits the looks of someone Chris Hansen should be speaking with in that *laughs* No need for photoshop there *smiles*
fandangler, here are my joys in life
1. Food
2. Pussy
3. Penn and Teller: Bullshit
Here's a little taste in case anyone hasn't seen the show
That's a commendable top 3.
IHK:
That took a little while to find. My PS skills have gone to the dogs since I quit Art school but I sent that pic to tPB.
*smiles*
I hereby ban FlyerHater from tPB for putting Penn & Teller ahead of the Penguins.
May Gary Roberts have mercy on your eternal soul.
FH be honest man...
you've never touched a boobie.
BnG:
Your avatar makes me scared of "boobies"...
Those might shoot poison darts or something.
BNG,
Maybe if you'd gain a little weight...
Barf
At least Whitney now has an excuse for his play last year.
Speaking of barf...
Therrien = Stunned ... Me = Stunned!
I went from watching Jennie Finch to looking at hairy man-breasts. Horrendous
My bad.
I think it's nogo on Scheppers, still waiting on Alvarez
We got Alvarez. The Pirates aren't making the...oh...
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Hey Beavis, uhhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh
According to ESPN, the Pirates #1 pick did sign tonight.
So much for my "Signing your #1 pick - You're doing it wrong" pic.
Who the fuck is this Alvarez that everyone is talking about?
i was just about to post the trib article when I saw fh beat me to it. I guess it does explain some things but Im shocked.
Dont worry Dr T - Im sure he'll be fine!
Flyer Hater, he said it was no excuse for his perfromance last year. Although like they did with Lochte and his stomach flu, they might make it an excuse anyways.
Dr. Turk, looks like your guy has some brass ones, too ...
Whitney = "Soff"... as the kids like to say.
I have no clue who alvarez is. Was he a Mexican crime lord?...aka... donkey show performer?
He's this unreal custodian from Mexico the Pirates just signed. His skills with the mop and chewing gum scrapy-thingy are already legendary.
Was watching TV, and saw a story about a dumbass who robbed a bar in FLA. The guy bears an uncanny resemblance to a former Pen...
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=84ab320b-ad1e-427f-8e5e-6ec9f349026a
In a parallet dimension...Hossa signs, Orpik goes to the Sabres, Whitney's out for three months, Penguins defense now classified as "super soff and far from potent"
I know there will always be a difference of opinion in regards to Whit and if he's "soff" or not but I think this went a long way towards silencing some of the critics. his game 5 performance helped as well.
I agree Brandi. That fight was unreal. I'm glad I've always been a Whit supporter.
Love how the article referred to it as a "left-foot misalignment". That sounds like he should've gone to Pep Boys to have it fixed, not some hospital in Charlotte.
Then again, given the all-things-NASCAR culture I saw when I was in Charlotte last summer, perhaps going to a hospital in Charlotte and going to a Pep Boys aren't all that different.
Either way, I have to wonder how Whit will play once he's healthy. If this was that much of a burden on his game, imagine what he could be like once he gets healthy. He had a very strong post-season, and I thought he played at a very high level in the 2006-07 season given his relative pro experience.
This definitely opens the door for Goligoski to make the club.
If Whit played on one foot this season my expectations for him are now even higher when he gets healthy.
Im really excited to see how Goligoski will perform at the NHL level. This will give him a great chance to get acclimated to the speed and pace of the game without having to be totally reliant on him for the season. It also may open up Shero's options in February if he knows Goligoski is ready and able to play.
Go-Go... domination mode.
I don't harbor the unbridled hatred of Whitney that I think some fans do (judging by what I've read on message boards and heard at games), but I was fairly critical of his play last year.
I've heard a lot of Whitney critics gripe about his lack of physical play, but that's never been an issue for me. He's never, ever going to be a physical force in front of the net, in the corners or on the boards. In fact, if he ever winds up being slightly above-average in this department, I'll be happy.
The one thing I've been critical of with Whitney has been his awareness, or his "Hockey IQ" for lack of a better term. For a player of his pedigree and skill set, he makes more bad decisions with the puck than he probably should given his pro experience at this point. He needs to do a better job realizing when he needs to go up the boards, back around behind the net with a pass, or just eat the puck and take a hit once in a while. Whenever he's pressured on the forecheck, he seems to panic a bit.
I think he'll be fine as he gains more experience. The toughest adjustment for a defenseman to make at the NHL level the speed of the game, and the problems Whit's had moving the puck seem to be reflective of that.
I hope he gets better and does so quickly. The team will need him this year.
"Either way, I have to wonder how Whit will play once he's healthy. If this was that much of a burden on his game, imagine what he could be like once he gets healthy."
What a great point. When he gets back he'll definitely be at least 1/5 the d-man that Braydon Coburn is.
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Ovechkin.
Desperate.
Dateless.
Typical Caps Player. Or would that be typical Caps fan?
I love how the "amerikanskaya dyevushka" is a big fat slob. Beautiful. One of the dudes I met in Russia said he knew we were Americans because the girls in our student group had big fat asses. Russian men are cool.
http://cdn.nhl.fiveacross.net/c/rb/gt/xp26yy_large.jpg
WOW, I didn't think we could find a bigger homoerotic douchebag in the NHL than Sean Avery. Guess I was wrong. Can we get a photoshop expo of AO with famous gay men or something? That would be great.
lol. what the fuck.
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