Sunday, August 31, 2008

Fail

Lets do some Penguins news.

Uh.

Yea still nothing.

But it never hurts to make fun of Tampa Bay.

Looks like even the NHL is confused by all the ex-Pens on their roster.


Thanks to [J.Boyle].

Jokes

48 comments:

J-Dub said...

it looks like NHL.com might need that penguins bike helmet for everyday use lol

The Big K said...

2nd

The Big K said...

FUCK IT I WAS SO CLOSE.

J-Dub said...

lol

Russ Tundra said...

I want to grab on of those bike helmets and act like Corkey Thatcher..

shawnawwwesome said...

This is exactly why the Rangers wanted to retain control of their website.

Well, maybe not exactly. Or at all. But still...

Gary Bettman:
Worst. Webmaster. Ever.

akus said...

Consistency = 7 comments in 7 hours.

KaylaJ said...

i'm around, but i'm watching gustav.

eileenover said...

It was 6 hours actually.

akus said...

Eileennover i was annnnnnnnnxious.

Just like i am anxious for training camp.


I seen what my PB Jersey will look like, staff sent an email!

I can't wait to get it.


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Gustav ain't messing `round.
I hope those people listen.

debrisslide said...

I moved to Boston today. Aside from being exhausted, I can't go anywhere without seeing the Red Sox. Their hockey team, not so much.

Annie said...

Debris, if you have a car, I hope you have a GPS system! The layout of the streets are so bad, I once was lost in Boston for 6 hours driving around by myself. One of the worst nights of my life.

And yes, the Red Sox pretty much make up everyone's summer here. I've kinda learned to block it all out. Though there are a few who care about their hockey team too, but I think they only come out in the winter.

BTW, did you get my post about tickets for Oct 20?

J.S. said...

3 drunk guys and a hurricane

live feed of three guys hanging out waiting for the hurricane, pretty much loaded.

over 2400 viewers.

do it!!

akus said...

Welcome back Flash.

dfw03 said...

will there be a ps3 pensblog team?

dfw03 said...

if someone asked.. my bad

J.S. said...

3 drunk guys and a hurricane is up over 3100 viewers.

Greg (the guy running the show) has turned into a moody drunk.
Dan (the guy in the wife beater) has given his phone number to the world, and his now paying for it in more ways than one.
Ron (the middle guy) is barely coherent and could pass out at any minute.

and for as bad as this as turned, I can't turn it off.

Allison said...
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sh0ez said...

Reminder for everyone attending: Picnicblog is on Saturday!

Also, staff, you should put Jokerit's logo on Flashblog! Ha ha.

Allison said...

soooo...
Random clip of the day:

Sarah Palin
The Republican VP candidate talking NHL back in the 80’s
(NHL segment around the 2:08 mark)
Hey, the Pens beat the Islanders 8 to 3 that night.


Anyone else think Sarah Palin was Jagr’s hair inspiration?

Allison said...

haha, you only have to watch one of those awkward commercials about genital herpes first

TheNWChica said...

I would have been around, but I was at the arena all weekend. Yay junior hockey! :D

PENGUINslord67 said...

HEY EVERYONE THE PENGUINS MADE IT TO THE FINALS OF THE CENTER ICE CONTEST OVER AT HTTP://ICETHETICS.BLOGSPOT.COM RIGHT NOW WERE BEING STOMPED INTO THE ICE BY THE EDMONTON OILERS (FAIL) LET'S RALLY THE TROOPS AND GET IT UP FOR THE NEW SEASON!

Veshinfsky75 said...

You guys need to post the icethetics link in the next post, we're getting killed

Raybin said...

Much like Jell-o, there's always room to make fun of Tampa Bay.

akus said...

If someone can not find a site without a link on the Gore=FAIL.


@js,
I did not look at the HURRICAM! last night,drunks are not my choice of entertainment.
I did look this morning and people are chatting ( or can i say dumb ass statements IE@08:57 KOSMOS187 : lmao....... I've seen more damage from a severthunder storm this is pathetic.......... people way overreacted people saying these guys were gonn die god what a bunch of wusses,
08:58 KOSMOS187 : gustav sucks weak as hell
08:58 KOSMOS187 : 2 million people evacuated for a sever thunderstorm lmao...............
08:59 KOSMOS187 : run pussyes..

Something tells me KOSMOS187 is not in Louisanna/Gulf Coast

Maybe i was better off watching the drunks.

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WELCOME SEPTEMBER!!!

shawnawwwesome said...

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of flashblog lately.

Me: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Bob Porter: Ah ha ha ha, good one.

Bob Slydell: Ha ha ha, oh that's terrific.

J.S. said...

akus, three drunk guys...ok, one drunk guy and a hurricane was up over 3700 viewers this AM before he lost the Gore. He's been posting text responses to his twitter account though, so it appears that he's alive and as well as one in N-O could be right now. Said he was able to nap through the hurricane and that the rain wasn't that bad. Ledet's twitter update. Seems to be updated about 2x an hour.

Watching them last night was kind of the exception to the rule. I was stone sober last night, and usually watching 3 guys in their late 20s - late30s (the main guy was 31, the cell phone guy was probably late 20s, and the other was mid to late 30s) sit online and get hammered isn't my idea of entertainment. But the interaction with the chat room kinda made things different. There was another group that was riding around in a car reporting, which I think was an even dumber idea, that also lost their feed.

J.S. said...

no monthly schedule?
no Chicago trip?
no team previews?

do you guys plan on doing anything this season? ;)

BlacknGold66 said...

Flashschedule is pretty nasty though.

akus said...

True js, i guess if i looked at Sean Avery at Vogue, 3 drunks in a hurricane is cake.


Were they drinking, hurricanes?

Jonny Van Mundegaarde said...

Who the hell are all of these people?

I Have Kasparaitis said...

On Mirtle's site, I spotted some information on Selanne and him signing ...

"Selanne told a Finnish newspaper that he will more like to play and the Ducks are clearing the salary cap (=Schneider) for him to fit at the moment. He told that he is very motivated and now it is his time to wait and he is willing to do that because Ducks' patience last year. Selanne also confirm that [they] are willing to bargain for the money if needed."

@Jonny V: Long time no see ... how ya doing?

debrisslide said...

annie - I got your post, yeah. Tickets are probably going to be a birthday present for me! And I took the subway to TD Banknorth Garden today, so that was exciting. I'm all set.

TheFandangler said...

Back in town blog:

Any new proceedings with the pensblog team? I noticed the new blog page dedicated to it.

jefe mays said...

fandang, i think you answered your own question.

TheFandangler said...

Well I looked at the page and it essentially didn't say too much.

J.S. said...

akus, no, just PBR, Miller Lite, and Capt. Morgan. I did suggest to them that they should be drinking a forty of Hurricane, but no response. I was gonna suggest a Canes jersey for one of them to wear, but with the room going so fast it was hard to get anything read.

Greg (the main guy on that site) says he might be up soon. So if anybody is looking for his post-game wrapup with his two now-sober sidekicks, it might be worth checking out just to get a first hand experience from somebody who rode it out.

TheFandangler said...

add everyone from this list if you're playing on ps3!

DO IT!!!

eileenover said...

Staff, if you could post something about Picnicblog, since not everyone has Facebook, that would be great. That way everyone knows how much food/drinks to bring.

donniek87 said...

i'm re-doing the pk unit ps for a third time,
and i'm not sure which penalty killer should replace ryan malone,
talbot, stall and gonch are already there,
i thought about ruutu but he's gone

I Have Kasparaitis said...
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I Have Kasparaitis said...

@donniek87: Dupuis killed penalties ... maybe Scuds, but it depends on him playing.

Stoosh said...

@ Maria -

I didn't get a chance to say something in the previous thread, but I didn't do the Free Candy countdown motivator. Kudos to whoever did, though.

donniek87 said...

i like dupuis,
i thought of orpik, but he's already free candy,
i also thought of eaton, but he hasn't done too much playing lately
maybe scuds, maybe dupuis,
does the staff have a preference?

shawnawwwesome said...

That poster makes me wonder what else Stoosh is getting credit for that he didn't actually do? Maybe Stoosh didn't really write the screenplay for the Dark Knight. Maybe Stoosh didn't, in fact, bring drama in the daytime to TNT. HFS MAYBE STOOSH DIDN'T EVEN TEACH MICHAEL PHELPS HOW TO DOGGY PADDLE AT ALL!

In other news: Worst. Labor Day. Ever.

J.S. said...

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TheFandangler said...

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