Sunday, May 11, 2008

GameDay (3.2) -- Flyers @ Pens


[ Andy Bly ]


7:38


[Kevin E.]


COTownEd -- [ Brian G. ]

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:: Excuseblog [ Philadephia Inquirer ]

"The biggest thing was our power play," Richards said. "We played over 90 games with him, having chemistry with the players. Having another player come in kind of hurts you. It's something we're going to have to deal with."

We've actually received word from the NHL,
and Kimmo Timonen will be the first active player ever to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

He is a solid NHL defenseman.

But come on, now, he shut the Caps down so much
that the Flyers needed an OT game-seven goal to beat them.

And its not like Montreal didn't score against the Flyers.
Whatev.

And never mind that the Pens have one of the best PK% in the playoffs.

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Timmonenblog is almost more annoying than being reminded that R.J. Hamburglar is from Pittsburgh.

As [ Empty Netters ] pointed out,
it has surpassed the annoyance of the "Jordan/Eric Staal being brothers" story.


[ Paul S. ]


:: On the goon front, PFC Louden Downie might play.
Which means at least three powerplays for the Pens.



:: [ Flyers Goal Scored By ] is crying its eyes out over Malkin beating the Flyers.

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ROCKYGATE



[ G-Dubs, the Puck Daddy ] was e-mailed the Tube.

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:: Talbot will play. [Trib]
It looks like Adam Hall is getting voted off.

:: Speaking of [ Empty Netters ],
they dug up Mike Lange's Game 1 calls via [ Bring Back Mike ]



Goosebumpsblog
Go to the right toolbar at BRING BACK MIKE link to access all the goal calls.

Vinnie from the X shot us a quick e-mail
and told us that the radio and TV doesn't sync up when you're using a DVR or digital cable box.

But never fear.

If you don't have a girlfriend, you can buy this thing for $150:


[ Delay Play ]

A quick look at the summary says that it has a 16-second window
that you can use to tune your television feed to the radio.

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The Chinese built the Great Wall to keep Gary out.
It failed:


Check out the wristband
[H20]


[James Jack]


Wallpaperblog -- [ Kraftster ]

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CHRIS OSGOOD IS A LIAR





"Even if I did butt-end him, I mean, it was an accident.
I don't think that justifies a two-hander over the top of the net.

He could have went about it a different way or said something to me.
We're professionals out there. We could go about it in a different manner."

His right arm must have had a spasm when Ribeiro swooped behind the net.

Osgood interview: [ TSN -- Suspension Looming? -- right toolbar ]

-- Thanks to Dave McB for the video --

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:: Bryan J. sponsored Orpik's [ Hockey-Reference Page ]

:: [ Barry Melrose Rocks ] is celebrating its first birthday today.


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And now to more pressing matters.

We hadn't seen Charlie since late Friday night.
We knew he was headed out on the town after the big Game One win.

He was not returning texts or calls.

Then our worst fear was realized:





[ Orange Crush Blog ] has kidnapped him.

The original ransom was $9 million: Crosby's salary for next season.
But we negotiated and brought the ransom to an accessible goal.


[ Charlie's Facebook ]

WE HAVE TO GET CHARLIE UP TO 1,000 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.

HE IS CURRENTLY AT 623.

SPREAD THE WORD.
SAVE CHARLIE. SAVE THE WORLD.

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Bring the noise, Hacksaw


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GO PENS

342 comments:

Quingo77 said...

anticipationblog




finally something worth while on Sunday night TV.......

Let's go Pens!
*King

Whistler said...

As we prepare for the upcoming game, let us pray..

Our Roberts, who art in Pittsburgh, Gary be thy name.
The Playoffs come, The cup be won,
to Pittsburgh in the Arena called Mellon.

Give us this day our daily Pensblog
and forgive us our reporters as we job those who job against us
And lead us not into Philly, But deliver us from the whiners,
For thine is the Crosby, and the Malkin, and the Fleury for ever and ever.

AMEN!

Now, LET'S GO PENS!!!!

JYo said...

Lets Go Pens!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

smitty said...

Me=Screw up!


Anyways,


Filthy sucks ass!


GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They KICK ASS!

blufftalk said...

  Do it, Hacksaw.

JYo said...

I'm watching I Heart Huckabees right now. The lead character might be Max Talbot. Coincidence? I doubt it. Max is going to have a big game tonight.

JYo said...
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sexymexyjeffy said...

woot.











[kimmo timonen]


GO PENS!

johnny said...

Tal-Bot Form!

http://www.aurelgrooves.com/voltron.jpg

Let's Go Pens!

Delenda est Philadelphia!

xocharmedchildox said...

Where is Flyerhater?

shades of mario said...

i dont even care about an audio delay, anything beats joe beninati at this point.

Less than 2 hours!

Zarley Zalapski Blues Explosion said...

I was just looking at ESPN's website.

And over at the hockey bashing, yet MLB/NFL/NBA/NASCAR/Figure Skating/Golfing/Mentouchinglittleboys-loving network's website the most commented article at the moment?


Pens vs. Flyers.

Suck it ESPN. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Zac Wassink said...

less than two hours
gary give me strength

Antonette said...

If Charlie's return also heralds the return of Jobbers, then this blog gets even better. I'm just saying.

I'm ready to attempt to take notes during a two hour meeting while actually watching the game. Doesn't help I'm running for secretary. Oh well, everyone knows hockey > life.

I'M SO READY FOR THIS.

Raybin said...

Hope Marty Biron ate a bunch of Saltines without water today so he could practice choking.

DO IT.

Pens 4 - Cryers 2.

Hossa.

Nathan said...

I actually get to watch the game tonight! My wife has been great for the games I haven't been able to see, sending me text message updates, but nothing beats being able to actually watch for myself.

Let's go Pens.

eileenover said...

1.5 hours. I can't wait any longer.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Flyers fan 'Hungry' for victory, bites off part of cabbie's ear


flyers suck.

but.

downie swallows.



[Hossa]

smitty said...

Dr. Turk,

How did the race go?

Dr. Turkleton said...

@smitty

it was a great time....thanks for asking!!!...it really didn't start raining & getting yucky until we were done around 10am ish...I'm not sure of the total number of peeps walking/running [I'm sure they'll say something on the news] but the booklet I got said to expect 30,000+ & I'd say it was close to that...

•5K [walking] completed in: 1 hour & 21 minutes

•getting to do it with my Mom, Brother, Wife, Sister-in-law, niece & nephew, an aunt & 2 cousins: emotional at the 'finish line' and PRICELESS!!!

Fleury29 said...

Orange Crush Blog = The Pensblog.

Good joke, boys.

Game two... woooooooooo!

TPB mix exchange blog - e-mail me with your e-mail address, preferred medium (tape or CD) with the e-mail subject line: TPB Mix Exchange.

*Note, this mix exchange is in no way affiliated with The Pensblog.

Raybin said...

Stoosh said the other day that he thinks the Flyers will start taking runs at Fleury. If they don't this game and lose, then they definitely will put a target as big as a Buick on Fleury for Game 3 in Philly.

Which leads me to this point: Whatever Osgood did or didn't do deliberately, Marty Turco has been lost in that discussion. I don't know who else watched that game, but they can verify that he was bringing serious pain to any Wing who crashed his net. Fleury's gonna have to do the same.

And judging by his performance so far, I have every confidence that he will. He'll deserve 100,000 extra dollars if he crushes the testicles of Mike Richards.

michelle said...

pardon me if this was answered already but
I looked on yahoo and couldn't find the link to watch
is it being shown on there?

it's not for me, i'm def. watching *cough* versus, but, a long-distance friend wants to know

racheleyos said...

one of my friends' away messages: gary roberts ate my nachos.

haha!! go pens!!

JYo said...

Orange Crush Blog = The Pensblog

While I think you are right, we should stop discussing this. Part of the point could be to draw in trolls to that site and watch them make fools of themselves. Thats just my conspiracy theory, but I'd like to see that happen.

jefe said...

yes indeedy deedy deed.
bout an hour to go to live action!

go pens.

Dr. Turkleton said...

FWIWblog

refs for tonights contest:

Sutherland & O'Halloran

last time Sutherland reffed a Pens game?

NYR.

Game 1.

Straka.

Crosby.

Interference.

PP.

Geno.

Game.

-just sayin'

[Hossa]

Matt in N.C. said...

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Phone call to dear old mom? - Check

Crappy cable documentaries watched all afternoon? - Check

Grocery shopping done - Check?

GRFP sign installed on deck? - Check

Gray Pens Hoodie of Victory donned?
- Check.

A little over an hour to go.

The POWER OF ROBERTS COMPELS the Cryer's to take multiple idiotic penalties tonight which will turn into biscuits in the basket for your hometown team.

GO PENS!

smitty said...

Hey Dr. Turk,Not only are flyer fans biting off ears because they're hungry for victory, according to what I saw on the [hickey]video earlier today, they're biting ass!

BlacknGold66 said...

My roomie just got a massive $1500 flat screen tv but of course we don't get Versus.




What a pisser.


LET'S GO PENS!!!

Raybin said...

Have I ever mentioned how great a time-waster photoshopping is? I feel I should.

geezer said...

Look for Philly to try to intimidate not just Fleury but Malkin especially. Look for it to backfire. Pens have speed, grit and skill. Pens 5-2!

Zac Wassink said...

imsoreadyforthisblog

J.S. said...

pensblog chatblog...DO IT!

Meanwhile, I have t-minus 32 minutes to find a place that's showing the game AND has wifi. My usual default is closed on Sunday. I'm hoping Big Dogs in j-town will be accommodating, as that's my first target. Anything beyond that is TBD.

Hopefully see you people by 730 in teh chat.

PittHockey said...

wooooooooooooooooooooo

Dr. Turkleton said...

@smitty

hahaha

that vid gives a whole new meaning to: The City of BROTHERLY Love, eh?


just happened to wonder over to Blueskirt Bulletin just to see what I could see...

found this gem:

Subscription will soon become the only way to access our premium content

Premium Content = Total Bullshit?

here's the order form if interested.

I think the 30 issues for 70 bucks is a STEAL!!!! [/dubi's male lover]


@BNG66

dude, that's ROYALE suckitude to the absolute max.



[Hossa: I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL. Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.]

magnaat said...

I need this game to start

BlacknGold66 said...
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Dr. Turkleton said...

@BNG66

hahaha

Grand Theft HDTV™

just remember.

when he asks you to 'throw a pitch'...DON'T throw your Wii controller at the screen!

wait.

that's r*g* douche.

my bad.



[Hossa: Wanna get away?]

M. Vanderlasser said...

Amen, Whistler.

Here's to a big W for Charlie.

God knows what he's going through in that cramped cell, surrounded by sadistic, cruel, well-muscled guards.

T minus 10 minutes.

The Pens should wear PB Charlie patches on their uniforms until he's released from captivity.

Hip said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOO


I am so excited/nervous/jacked that I'm getting swamp ass.

That's right. These things happen.

Jawsh said...

We don't watch and play hockey because it's cute. We watch and play hockey because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But blocking shots, secondary assists, blue line passes, sneaking one past stick side, these are what we stay alive for.

-altered from Robin Williams, The Dead Poets Society.


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Raybin said...

@doc turkleton

Best. Southwest. Commerical. Ever.

5 minutes.

Holy crap.

The Seeker said...

For a quick laugh before we make jokes of the Cryers, check out the dinosaur defacing.



Pittsburgh Penguins = SHOCK & AWE

We are Better, Faster, Stronger!

stokes said...

Dormont= cable outage. WTF?

Its gonna be like 1940, family huddled around the ol' radio listening to hockey games.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pensblog Staff said...

where is chris e.

The Seeker said...

Win this one for CHARLIE!!!

Raybin said...

Oh Good God.

Darren Eliot: "Mike Richards is the best two way forward of his generation"

Somebody fucking kill me now.

PittHockey said...

CHATBLOG

wilsmith said...

charlie gate is kind of lame.

Annie said...

"Resiliency" is not a word, Chris.

bluzdude said...

This has been the longest day ever. And then I see we get Beninati again, definitely the turd atop this Sunday.

Lets Go Pens

H.C. Prick said...

@ raybin:
I think the world would be much happier if somebody killed Darren Elliot.

Raybin said...

People not as good as Mike Richards:

Patrice Bergeron
Eric Staal
Jonathan Toews

To say nothing of Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin.

Do they actually pay this joke Eliot?

Jawsh said...
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H.C. Prick said...

peek-a-boo!

smitty said...

25 secs. into game...timonen's name comes up.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Let There Be Blood.

Jawsh said...

for chris e

Let's do this $#*@!

bluzdude said...

Dayum... right in the mush...
Bring on the ice scrapers again.

smitty said...

Gary Roberts kinda in same mold as Richards?

Are you kidding me!?

H.C. Prick said...

DAMN!

eileenover said...

TK!@!!!!!

JYo said...

TK!!! The little guy puts on a show with his fists!

Annie said...

Woo! Go Ty!

eileenover said...

That was amazing.

bluzdude said...

Way to man-up there, Upshall... ya sure you couldn't find anyone smaller? And you still got owned...

Looks like Talbot is in for Hall, not that those humps on Versus bothered to mention it...

H.C. Prick said...

So Biron is allowed to punch people in the face?

smitty said...

Hatchet DOVE!!!!!!!

Annie said...

66 would so have buried that...

smitty said...

When they say Richards is a great 2 way player, does that mean he takes it in the ass & the face?

bluzdude said...

Dupuis had a pretty good shot at the rebound, too. Woulda been nice...

But what a kill. They never even got set up.

H.C. Prick said...

Did she want to be called Chris because the name Christine would have given away the fact that she was a woman?

JYo said...

PPblog...do it!

JYo said...

Cryers starting to take stupid penalties! I love it!

eileenover said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

JYo said...

Biron looks awesome! Thanks. SID!!!

smitty said...

Thank God Richards is killing the penalty .....



S I D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juniper T Castle said...

Yippy Skippy. The Kid does it!

bluzdude said...

I'm sure Sid had the whole thing worked out... Doink of the defenseman, over the pad, nothing but net.

Way to make'em pay for stupid penalties.

Raybin said...

Who knew we acquired Kukkonen at the deadline? Nice deflection.

Mwaahahahahah

BING!

TheNWChica said...

I thought they'd never leave!

BING!!!!

GO PENS! DO IT!!!!

H.C. Prick said...

I don't recommend playing the "kimmo drinking game". It's pretty simple (every time vs. mentions that kimmo isn't playing you take a drink), but there is the very real threat of suffering alcohol poisoning by the end of the second period.

JYo said...

Welcome chica. Glad to see you didn't miss too much.

TheNWChica said...

Oh, and if we're talking about mom's favorite players...mine has discovered BGL. She likes that he's tall, nice looking and beats people up. lol

eileenover said...

That was definitely in.

TheNWChica said...

That is so in!

eileenover said...

Ruutu is my mom's personal favorite. She's wearing my Ruutu shirt right now. That's just one reason why I love her.

bluzdude said...

Count it, baby...
That's a goal
I don't care what the War Room says. Although some agreement sure would be nice...

bluzdude said...

That angle down the left pole nails it... that's a goal

BlacknGold66 said...

Goal. Gonchar. No doubt in my mind.

JYo said...

War Room says no dice. Tough call.

eileenover said...

BullSHIT. That was the worst call I've ever seen.

H.C. Prick said...

BETTMAN CONSPIRACY!!! WAAAAAAAAA

mdpensfan said...

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS

BlacknGold66 said...

Wow. Horseshitblog.

Tee said...

big time bullshitblog right there.

JYo said...

Meh, I think you could easily infer that it was in, but there was no conclusive video evidence. Whatev, the Pens will score more. That 4-on-4 looked like a Pens PP.

H.C. Prick said...

I think John Stevens is rocking a cold sore.

Dr. Turkleton said...

regardless of the review:

Sid has to bury it.


Flyers are out o gas.


Can you IMAGINE the uproar from the Flyers crud if that was awarded a GOAL???

The Penguins Experience said...

That broken stick is the Flyers' best defender.

TheNWChica said...

Someone needs to be kicked in the nards...hard!

jefe said...

lol, yeah flyers should sign that stick to a multi-year deal.

eileenover said...

I wonder how many penalties Scottie Upskirt will have by the end of the game.

bluzdude said...

The Flyers are going to cry about something anyway... it's inevitable. I still think that was a goal. I saw white.

At least we get a half minute PP on fresh ice.

bluzdude said...

That stick is more mobile than Hatcher

JYo said...

Can you IMAGINE the uproar from the Flyers crud if that was awarded a GOAL???

Completely agree Turk. Game 3 would have to be moved because their tears would have flooded out Philthy. Its almost as bad as the crying will be for them missing Borque and Orr, er, Timonen and Coburn.

Raybin said...

First period thoughts:

Putting aside my bias as much as I can, I think that was a goal.

WAAH!!!!! CONSPIRACY!! BETTMAN BLOWS RICHARDS!!!!!!!

Oh wait, I need to remind myself... I'm not a fucking Cryers fan. We're gonna man up and kick their sorry asses. Champions overcome bad calls.

And how could I really complain about that anyway? We've got a lead and are dominating them.

Go Pens. More of the same.

smitty said...

Dr. Turk,

Sid should have smashed that puck, even if he breaks Beerun's hand doin it.

If cryers had that chance they'd do it to MAF.

eileenover said...

The guy on that AMP commercial has to be Donkey Lips.

H.C. Prick said...

Way to bite my style Raybin. If you honestly didn't understand that all caps = sarcasm and are trying to call me out... then I don't know. You suck?

JYo said...

Osgood is a punk. Like I said earlier, I don't hate the Wings like a lot of people around here seem to, but wow, what a prick. That whole "I didn't do anything" routine after taking one of the biggest dives ever for a goalie makes him look terrible.

eileenover said...

I don't hate the Red Wings. In fact, I'd love to see them play the Pens. That would be such an entertaining and intense series. But Osgood is definitely a baby.

Raybin said...

@h.c. prick

Buh?

I wasn't talking to you at all.

First, I was mocking Cryers fans.

Second, I was doing a pardy crazy-linebacker-in-the-lockerroom-at-halftime peptalk, which was not directed at anyone other than the Penguins who can pick up my typed words via a cybernetic interface in their skulls.

Let's have a drink, shall we?

Dr. Turkleton said...

h.c. prick said:

I think John Stevens is rocking a cold sore.

that is a form of herpes, right?

Downie buries it.


@the pens experience

Zing!....

maybe Brady Coburn shoulda been looking at the puck instead of performing his Paul Bunyan impersonation on Geno.

TheNWChica said...

They're talking to Bing on the Ceeb and he's being so sweet talking about his mum.

Oh, and not that it matters, he wasn't quite sure if it was a goal.

The Penguins Experience said...

I'm still confused as to how the International Conspiracy to Hand Sidney Crosby the Stanley Cup (ICHSCSC©) ended up calling that no goal. You'd figure they'd want to hand the Pens all the goals they can get, since the team is incapable of scoring them legally.

JYo said...

Check this out. I don't see how this is any different than what these teams currently look like.

Dr. Turkleton said...

h.c. prick + raybin

your profile pics are almost photo negatives of each other....

almost. [stretchblog?]

Raybin said...

I'm still confused as to how the International Conspiracy to Hand Sidney Crosby the Stanley Cup (ICHSCSC©) ended up calling that no goal

It's all part of the conspiracy. Once in a while they have to have a call go against Sid just to make things look all on the up-and-up dontcha know.

Raybin said...

@doc turk

Heh. I say no stretchblog at all. Funny stuff.

Who is that in h.c. prick's profile, anyway?

JYo said...

Hoss picks up another $20.

H.C. Prick said...

@ Raybin:
Sorry for getting all defensive... We've been drinking one every time versus mentions kimmo.

Juniper T Castle said...

Seeker thanks for the Better, Faster, Stronger video!!

TheNWChica said...

Damn it Marian!

BlacknGold66 said...

Since a few were talking about hate of the Wings, or lack thereof. I HATE them because if you like hockey and you're from C-town, you're supposed to like the Wings because

1)They were good all those years (like Bulls fans in Cleveland, Yanks fans, Red Sox fans, etc.)

and

2)You aren't supposed to root for anything Pittsburgh.

Whatev.

LET'S GO PENS!!!

Biron touches little boys.

Whistler said...

Amber Alert for Chris E.

eileenover said...

Dive.

JYo said...

Refs trying to hand the Cryers a goal with all the PP time. CONSPIRACY!!!

TheNWChica said...

FUCK!!!

eileenover said...

SHIT

BlacknGold66 said...

Dupuis will make up for that in a huge way.

Mark my words.

Dr. Turkleton said...

when to these announcer jobbers start mentioning that Philly sure are:

missing Gagne, he could've made a difference.

missing Keith Primeau [he's still on the Flyers payroll despite being 'Retired' on Long Term Injured Reserve]


in the words of Flyer Hater:

The Pens aren't making the Playoffs!

BlacknGold66 said...

CBC probably has the best on-ice audio I've ever heard.

Love it!

H.C. Prick said...

blerg....

BlacknGold66 said...

Chris E and Flyer Hater are both missing because they're going to rescue Charlie.

JYo said...

Tom Glavine calls play by play better than the VS crew.

Dr. Turkleton said...
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JYo said...

@BNG66: Rescue, eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

TheNWChica said...

@BNG66: Bob Cole and Greg Millen are okay; but I miss my Jim Hughson...he's doing the damn Stars/Wings series. *sighs*

Dr. Turkleton said...

MAF = human FLY paper.

JYo said...

For those of you not putting up with the VS bs, they just said Coburn will not be back tonight.

BlacknGold66 said...

@Chica: I meant the mic's on or near ice-level. You can hear things so much better than that so called Versus broadcast.

@Jyo: ZING!

smitty said...

Malkin has more moves than Mae West!



I heard that somewhere.

TheNWChica said...

Ahhhh....yes. That is much better too. :)

H.C. Prick said...

They just played Renegade! Expect for a big defensive stand from the Steelers.

TheNWChica said...

Call it crazy, but I don't have a good feeling right now.

JYo said...

Goal! Hoss!!!

TheNWChica said...

Okay....yeah...it was crazy.


HOSSA!!!!

H.C. Prick said...

KA-KOW!!!

BlacknGold66 said...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

eileenover said...

HOSSA. Oh wow am I happy now.

JYo said...

I know what you were thinking though Chica. It seems like the Pens are completely dominating possession, but kind of going through the motions in a tie game. Hopefully that goal builds some momentum.

BlacknGold66 said...

Chica = crazy

You need to say that during the next PP!

dappie99 said...

HOSSAAAAAAAAA!

cryer conspiracy theorists unite!

JYo said...

VS guys cried about the call on Hatcher a bit, but you could easily see his stick between Geno's legs. That gets a tripping call every time. Its one of the easiest calls a ref has. Jokes.

eileenover said...

These VS announcers are unbelievable. First they say Hatcher didn't hook Malkin, then one of our guys gets blatantly tripped and they don't even mention it. They're so far up Philthy's ass.

Bloody F. Mess said...

Wicked.

GO PENS!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hossa!!!!!!

JYo said...

Even when one of those jokes admits it was a good call, that other moron still says it "wan't much". Whatev, it was enough and now its 2-1.

H.C. Prick said...

Gee, I wonder why versus would cry? versus is owned by comcast... comcast is headquartered in philly.

smitty said...

VS. guys must be the winners of the ass hickey contest.

Dr. Turkleton said...

HOSSA BURI....ahhh.

not really. But a but is a but.

French Toast looked like his feet were in quicksand.

bbbbrian said...

Three to one would feel a lot better, that reviewed was botched. Let's get one more!!!!

barraqudie said...

Doesn't Comcast own both Versus and the Flyers? Not saying that it's OMG!conspiracy, but maybe they're more familiar with the Flyers (and act like hometown announcers).

The constant talk about 5-on-5 dominance is annoying, though, when the 5-on-5 score is 0-0.

JYo said...

I guess I might agree that it wasn't a hook, but it was a trip, so same 2 minute penalty. Again, whatev.

TheNWChica said...

If Sarge had been given the goal that was taken away; he would have 3 points tonight.

Sarge=Solid

JYo said...

Nice tackle Richards and now another. Looks like the goonery is coming out.

bbbbrian said...

Holy shit Geno got away with one there.

JYo said...

Hatcher takes another penalty because he is SLOW. Maybe Comcast can use him in their Slowsky commercials.

TheNWChica said...

Oh...poor Geno!

eileenover said...

Hatcher=joke.

smitty said...

Hatchet the dinosaur!

Nice play dickhead!

TheNWChica said...

I don't have a good feeling about this.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Scott 'McCracken' Hartnell needs to have a bounty placed on his head...

where's Reggie Dunlop when you need it?

JYo said...

Not saying that it's OMG!conspiracy, but maybe they're more familiar with the Flyers

I don't think VS covers the Cryers regularly though. Not a big deal either way, just annoying.

Crap...shorty against.

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TheNWChica said...

fuck

eileenover said...

MAF should have had that.

JYo said...

If the Pens had Timonen back there, that wouldn't have happened....

BlacknGold66 said...

I ain't scurred.

BlacknGold66 said...

Jyo's on acid right now.

Dude's cracking me up.

BTW, Umberger is from Pittsburgh.

Matt in N.C. said...

Fleury has to make that save.

Malkimania seems a bit off his game.

Strap it on. This third period is gonna be a doozy....

Joose said...

Malkin made a beautiful pass to Richards.

A+

JYo said...

Thanks BNG, for the props and the info.

bluzdude said...

Shit... now we've given these pricks hope.

shades of mario said...

can't blame fleury for that last goal. its never the goalie's fault on a breakaway. i would have liked to see gonchar make a last ditch dive to get a stick in richards way to either deflect it or, worst case scenario, get a penalty shot. at least MAF would have had time to prepare

Dr. Turkleton said...

Pens - Islanders '93 Game 7...

oh, shit...who'm I kiddin'!!!!

The Guins will perform an offensive lobotomy on these dolts in the 3rd...


that SHG was Whitney's fault.

-just sayin'


[Hossa: WILL Bury It in the 3rd]

TheNWChica said...

Incaseyou'reewatchingtheWestblog:

The Ceeb just reported that Johan Franzen did not to to DFW with the team for the games down there.

bluzdude said...

I thought Sarge looked a little slow getting back after Richards...

smitty said...

Richards is the best two way player in the NHL.

Monumental goal by richards.

Blah blah blah!

Lets retire his # before third period face off.

Why don't you vs. TURDS plant your faces straight up his sweaty crack!


Attn Brian Egghead:Do you pay for that hair cut?

TURD!

Dr. Turkleton said...

this:

from the Philly News LIVE blog:
Huge break for the Flyers. Enormous. And, maybe, we can stop talking about conspiracy theories.

here's the link yfor all the funny stuff.[/sarcasma]

Dr. Turkleton said...

that Cryer News blog reports that Coburn required 50 stitches around his eye....

that'll leave a mark!

Juniper T Castle said...

My sister on Brian Egghead's hair: What happened to his hair? What is that? Who did that to him?

bbbbrian said...

Good to see a crappy call go our way I'll take it.

JYo said...

Briere makes his first appearance of the series by attacking MAF from the backside. Charlie is reportedly pissed at his infidelity!

BlacknGold66 said...

Call the waaaahmbulance for Briere.

TheNWChica said...

I'm sorry Bing got hit; but that is Gator's MO...he needs to be aware.

BlacknGold66 said...

Hatcher needs to get tossed.

Biron is a fucking pussy.

JYo said...

Awesome. They finally call some of this behind the play BS the Cryers have been getting away with. Thanks for being undisciplined. Jokes.

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