Monday, March 31, 2008

GameDay (80) -- Pens @ Rangers




7:00
Versus




So, that NY Daily News blog from Sunday's game ended up turning into a comments bloodbath. [ Feces ]

The author, John Dellapina, responded with another post on Monday.
[ "Let's just clarify some things." ]

As expected, he calmed down the masses
and reiterated what were his main points in the previous post.

The blog wars during the playoffs is why we are alive.
Just good times.

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It is actually hard to imagine a fanbase crying more than the Rangers fans have been.
But Anti-Penguinism has been running wild.

We expect Washington fans to cry.
But the Rangers fans are embarrassing.
They have added to the Hudson River with their tears.

Was the game even filled with that much controversy?

First we had that clown from the NYDailyNews.

Now we have this from [ Some Like ItBlue ]

"...it must be really nice to have the refs and the NHL kissing your ass every time you play because you have Crosby on your team and they desperately want you to succeed because of that fact...."

And also they give us a wonderful breakdown of how each penalty on the Rangers was shady.
No mention of the blown icing call on Crosby, which was obviously the NHL covering their tracks in this league-wide conspiracy.

2. Tyutin for hooking. LOL. Okay.




WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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TONIGHT

It looks like Letang will be getting scratched for tonight's game.

Whitney is back to defense. [PG]

Now it wouldn't make a lot of sense that Letang is scratched in favor of Whitney.

Common sense says HCMT wants to give Letang a rest or maybe Letang is banged up.

Letang has been solid, Therrien knows that, everyone watching the Penguins all year knows that.

So it maybe a mere coincidence.

If it isn't, Therrien is fixed.


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Repeatedly going after people with whom you disagree will get you in trouble.
It's just an unhealthy way to live.

So we'll give Ken Campbell of [ The Hockey News ] a pass when he ranks Ray Shero
13th overall in his recent GM rankings.

Opinions among hockey people vary wildly on whether or not Shero overpaid at the trade deadline for Marian Hossa, a player he has almost no chance of signing long-term if he wants to keep the rest of his current roster intact. It says here he did not overpay, but even if he did, you have to admire the gumption he showed in committing so much to a rental player. Unless, of course, you believe ownership or other outside forces were driving the bus on this deal. Shero obviously inherited a very good situation, but GMs with bigger egos would have been determined to put their stamp on the team and risk ruining a good thing. Shero has not done that, all the while tweaking things for the better.

The shocking part is that Brett Hull's regime in Dallas and Paul Holmgren in Philadelphia ranked higher.

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:: [ Kukla's Korner ] grabbed some of the transcript from the SportsBusiness Journal about something the NHL will be experimenting with this playoff season.

You know how networks superimpose graphics on the wall behind home plate and crap?
Well, they're gonna be superimposing virtual ads on the glass above the boards during the playoffs as a test.

The NHL is trying to get some revenue dollars.
Let's at least see what it looks like first.

:: Gary Bettman did a Q&A with Blue Jackets fans, answering a question about the relationship between the NHL and ESPN. [ Columbus Dispatch ]

:: Putting broadcasters between the benches is good for the game. [ Toronto Star ]

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Alan Ryder from [ The Globe and Mail ] offers us a lot of era-adjusting statistics to prove that Alex Ovechkin is deserved of the Hart Trophy.

Amongst all the jibbera-joo in that column, the conclusion is somehow met that Ovechkin's current season is better than Gretzky's 92-goal season in 1981-82.

The names Iginla, Lecavalier, and Thornton are thrown around in that column, too,
when talking about potential Hart Trophy candidates among the league's top scorers.

Apparently, rather than having to legitimize that Evgeni Malkin is worthy of at least consideration, it's better just to not mention him at all.

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The Pirates kick off their season tonight.

We wanted to wish our good friend [Where Have You Gone , Andy Van Slyke] good luck on blogging the season, as well as all of the other Pirate bloggers good luck.

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Pens can clinch the division tonight with a victory.

And guess what...
The Rangers aren't even in the playoffs yet.

They almost HAVE TO win this game.

We debated whether or not he was needed.

The Pens haven't been very good at MSG over the last few years.

So you know...



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GO PENS

278 comments:

Flyer Hater said...

Hacksaw Jim Duggan=Brendan Shanahan hissyfit tonight.

Seriously, how great would it be to knock the Rangers and Flyers out of the playoffs in the same week.

Anyway, Crosby can't hear criticism from these jobbers, he's got a Hart and Art Ross Trophy in his ears.

Christina said...

hacksaw jim for the win!! GO PENS!!!

honestly, don't people know by now that if you make The Sid mad, The Sid will make you pay on the ice. Rags get to see that firsthand tonight.

Flyer Hater said...

WOOOOOOOOOO

Eric K said...

Letang=stunned.

if this game was on FSN, Danny P would be dominating the pre-game interview with MT and we would all know (after deciphering some broken English) why Tanger is scratched.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(ssa)

dappie99 said...

yes....hacksaw for the division clincher, ending the msg curse!

If i had to speculate i'd say Legame is just getting a rest tonight...this is still his first real season of physical NHL hockey and he's really played as many games now as he has in any season in the QMJHL. Give the kid a rest if he needs it.


LETS GO PENS!

Zarley Zalapski Blues Explosion said...

Aren't Rangers fans the same people that root for the Yankees?

You know, the team that gets their ass kissed by MLB \ AND ESPN?

norojo said...

So stupid to scratch Letang who has been the best defeseman. Gill and Sydor are decent but both too slow, if you're gonna scratch someone its gotta be one of them.

norojo said...

So stupid to scratch Letang who has been the best defeseman. Gill and Sydor are decent but both too slow, if you're gonna scratch someone its gotta be one of them.

The Big K said...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
For those who don't like crosby..........
BITCHES. BITCHES. BITCHES.

anonBILL said...

everytime i see hacksaw jim i cannot help but smile.


CLINCH IT!
GO PENS!

michelle said...

Someone actually pointed at PensBlog again

"I found where all the Penguin trolls came from.
http://www.thepensblog.com

It would be stupid to go over there and act like they did here, but it will be a nice place to gloat when the Rangers bring home a W tonight.

I'm a displaced Pittsburgher in NYC who pretty much adopted the Rangers as my team when the Pens were miserable in the early parts of this decade. I've read the PensBlog for a while, because it's good for a cheap laugh and there's some hockey intelligence behind their nonsense.

"

WOW
Traitor. So glad that person moved away. "Cheap Laugh?!"

SUCK.

letsgopsu said...

anybody know a place where i can stream the game online, psu's dorm cable doesn't have versus

Mike Costa said...

The Picture For MSG Is Unreal. I Can't Stop Laughing At It!

Go Pens!

coffeytalk said...

Adopt the Rangers? Wonk?

I don't even think Angelina Jolie would adopt the Rangers.

Traitor.

Flyer Hater said...

letsgopsu, Game Online

Dr. Turkleton said...

the Rags should come out guns a blazin' tonight for their playoff lives...hope the Pens show up unlike their last trip to NYC.

Heres hoping Whit has a good game to keep him playing [on defense]


[Hossa: how's bout a Gordie Howe hatrick on Mr. Hockey's 80th B-Day?!?!]

Sean said...

One of the commenters on Deadspin this morning had the perfect assessment of that NYR blogger who was crying...

"Would someone tell the disgruntled Rangers fan that although his bad-officiating rant may have some validity, all credibility goes out the window when "LOL" appears in your article more times than the text-message log of a 7th grade girl...."

Jawsh said...

I truly think the pens have the funniest fans in the country. I had several laughs over at the jokeblog's comment section, my favorite being "Crosby embellished your mom".

Pensblog will be gods in the blogwars, just aim and fire.

coffeytalk said...

Gametime.

Do it.

chris e said...

Let's do this shit!

Stoosh said...

Love the timing of this...as I sit here reading discussion of some of these Rangers fans and all of their incessant whining, I'm listening to Eric Clapton ripping out a terrific live version of his most under-rated ballad. The name of the song?

"River of Tears"

Wahoo!

Let's face it...

1. If the Rangers would've wound up with Crosby coming out of the lockout like they thought they were going to, they'd would be wondering why all the fans of opposing teams hated him, too.

2. Skill players get calls. Sometimes it's because of who they are but more often than not, it's because they learn how to draw calls.

Watch Crosby on one of his so-called "dives"; 99 times out of 100, he has his feet moving when he gets hauled down. When that happens, chances are that's not a dive.

When Lemieux would feel someone get the blade of their stick across his midsection as he was carrying the puck, he'd raise his arms up and bring the opposing player's blade closer to his head and sell the call. Gretzky used to do the same thing. Jordan used to get calls all the time when he played because he was aggressive and went right at people. That's part of what make them skill players.

FLYER HATER - That's an awesome shirt. That'll go well with that classic "Francis #10" t-shirt I need to order off the shop on the official Pens website.

Stoosh said...

"I don't even think Angelina Jolie would adopt the Rangers."

There aren't enough words in the English language to describe how awesome that is.

I just laughed so loud, I scared the crap out of Buddy, loyal guard dog of Castille de Stoosh. Buddy = stunned.

KJ said...

i'll admit it, i have a friend who is a rangers fan, but luckily he's not as stupid as some of the others. he's come to realize refs are a part of the game, but when your team can't score, its not worth the argument. they had their chances in yesterday's games and plenty of others. its not the ref's fault they crap the bed.

anyway, O's season better than Gretz's? i'm pretty sure the feds are at that guy's door right now looking for his pot crop.

and finally, the best for last, and the most important, woooohooo! go pens! may vs not curse us

fossill34 said...

any live chats going on right now?

Dr. Turkleton said...

Ranger fan: "Hey Tony, look at Malkin dive like Crosby!"

letsgopsu said...

thanks flyer hate

gabneatblog said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGdb0z_t2MY

Ryan said...

Anybody think LeGame is scratched because of his late game penalty on Sunday? Am I crazy to think MT would do that?

Flyer Hater said...

We just can't seem to generate any kind of offense against the Rangers. Luckily, MAF is running Vezinablog and is in total control.

dappie99 said...

i agree flyerhater....MAF=down the stretch MVP

Flyer Hater said...

Instead of playing on this Madison Square Garden "ice" why don't we instead just play on the rink in Rockefeller Plaza?

Puck on MSG Ice=superball

cglessner said...

Letgopsu - Try sopcast...get it at http://myp2p.eu (good directions here too - it was posted on TPB earlier this season 10-6-07)

Im in Kongsberg, Norway - almost 2am, have to be up at 6am, and I'm on Sopcast watching the game.

GO PENS!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(SSA)!

J.S. said...

glessner, get some sleep!!

(I had no idea you were a c-blogger)

Korn said...

My two cents...

Lord Therrien knows that he's got 7 healthy d-men going into the playoffs and that it's not realistic to play Whitney on the wing. This may be Whitney's last chance to show he actually can play defense. Otherwise, he may be seeing a lot of the press box come playoff time. Why bench Letang? Low man on the totem pole. I don't think you can make a good argument for any of the d-men to sit, so seniority wins out. At least for a game.

Pensgirl said...

Coffeytalk, that line is gold. Perfection, perfection.

If I wanted to have someone declared mentally incompetent by a court, I'd just submit evidence showing they root for the Rangers.

Anybody who abandoned the Pens because of the situation they were in at the start of this decade will get the karmic beatdown he so richly deserves. Not to mention, you leave the Pens for the Rangers, and you think you're moving up the "winner" scale? Thaewt's glrg blz....excuse me, all the laughing is getting in the way of my typing.

Dr. Turkleton said...

it's 2 o'clock at MSG....

how about some shots, boys????

johnny said...

I think that HCMY just sent out a line of Malkin centering Joey Mullen and the Cotton Candy guy.

Flyer Hater said...

I guess the refs got the memo that the Rags really need to make the playoffs, no matter what.

Fucking Devorski

Doc Steel said...

What a fluky goal.

What is HCMT doing sending out two forwards on a 5-on-3 PK, anyway?

dappie99 said...

edzo = jealous bitch

narcolept said...

@dappie99

It's further proof why coaches who have been fired by team/school should not be allowed to broadcast games by said team/school.

They might as well flash "bitter" on the bottom of the screen every time he opens his mouth.

Flyer Hater said...

Pens aren't making the playoffs

dappie99 said...

@ narcolept

further proof why i don't care for versus broadcast....ugh

wilsmith said...

Letsgopsu...

drive out to Champs on North Atherton.

If you're old enough, Pickle's usually has games on

danielleia said...

"...Rangers fans are embarrassing."

Holding... back... RangerRant. (1) Last season, some girl got repeatedly punched at a Ranger-Sabre game in MSG. (2) They threw beer on the ice during a game (retarded). They clearly don't know how to trash talk.

But she does->"I don't even think Angelina Jolie would adopt the Rangers." Thats. SO. awesome.

[End Comment] [Win]

April said...

Flyer Hater do you have any idea if that site will have the playoff games? Like letsgopsu my college doesn't have VS on our campus cable (stupid people, really) and I can't use the sopcas thing on campus.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Orrpik dishing out Candy like it's the 1st of the month!!!! [almost]

Flyer Hater said...

april, channelsurfing is pretty clutch with that stuff, i'd bank on playoff games being on there. I watched the full 4 hour Wrestlemania last night with no problems.

Orpik=beast

April said...

Thanks a lot flyer hater!

JIMMYMO32 said...

HAHAHHAHAAH Shanny leaves the game with a lower body injury!!

COULD IT BE DIAPER RASH!?!

maria said...

talbot = superstar

dappie99 said...

conspiracy theorists of NY unite...its another high stick to crosby......lol

PittHockey said...

Pirates are already 18 games back.

Pensgirl said...

Jimmy: nice. That had me guffawing for a good long time.

Fleury29 said...

OVERTIME!!!!!!!!!!

Fleury29 said...

overtime.

Boo.

coffeytalk said...

vomitblog

dappie99 said...

u said it....vomit....rags squeak one by.....not maf's fault though...was a good screen

Flyer Hater said...

We still control our own destiny when it comes to winning the East. 3 out of 4 points on the home and home is pretty damn good if you ask me. We'll clinch the Atlantic against Filthy on Wednesday.

Alliswellblog.

racheleyos said...

anybody else hear the random rangers fan yell "fuck you, crosby?" after he hit a ranger at the end of their power play in regulation? somebody needs to inform the dude that it's called hockey....dick.

rangers fans=douchebags. i'm surprised you could even hear the fans cheering.

we got a point.

and why....sid, hossa, and malkin on the same line?? eeehhh

Raybin said...

100 points for the season

I refuse to acknowledge anything else happened tonight. Except that Fleury is a sick sick sick human being who's going to take the Pens deep deep deep.

Raybin said...

and why....sid, hossa, and malkin on the same line?? eeehhh

It's Therrien hitting the panic button. Why he did it when it was only 1-0, I have no idea.

Too much tweaking of lines. If it ain't broke, etc etc.

Flyer hater is right: Alliswellblog, indeed.

johnny said...

Raybin,

Fantastic Robert Johnson avatar. MAF is a beast and I thought we looked solid the third period.

Time to take out the Failures in the home and home.

Ric Flair farewell address. WOOOOO!

Christopher said...

Awww what happened???

Even Cindys dives and antics couldnt help you guys?!?!?


you got handed yesterdays game and tonight you got the loss that should have been yesterdays game too.

enjoy your early exit

Brett said...

I think it was by the grace of Hacksaw that we even got a point in this one. The first period was absolutely ugly hockey. I think gradeschoolers could have passed/skated better than both teams did.

And I admit, about halfway through the 2nd I said to myself "man. we're gonna get shut out tonight" but i was wrong. Thank Gary.

coffeytalk said...

I should have made a drinking game called Edzo. Anytime he mentions his former coaching of the Pens or when he was fired from the Pens or how he used to coach Crosby, drink a shot of bleach.

coffeytalk said...

uh oh. Here come the Rags fans...

racheleyos said...

exactly raybin....good point. altho the malone and talbot combination was pretty sick tonight.

lmao @coffey.....

Raybin said...

@johnny:

You win the platinum star for being the first to identify my avatar! You too, sir, are a beast.

And as for this guy:

Even Cindys dives and antics couldnt help you guys?!?!?

To quote Samuel L. in "Pulp Fiction": Examples?

Oh yeah, you ain't got any.

Look, you have my sincere sympathies for the fact that a list of what passes for "stars" on your club goes something like this:

1) an aging, once-great castoff who's far, far past it. Then again, you're the ones who signed Gretzky at age 752, so I'm not surprised.

2) A prissy little whiny crybaby who couldn't even man up enough to finish the game tonight

3) A man whose principle claim to fame is plowing D-list Hollywood actresses and hookers

Without Lundqvist, the Rags win about 14 games this year, maximum.

But as flyer hater already said:

Anyway, Crosby can't hear criticism from these jobbers, he's got a Hart and Art Ross Trophy in his ears.

And no, you guys aren't allowed to come over and take turns using the Stanley Cup as a suppository.

Raybin said...

@coffey:

Love the game, but I have one slight suggestion for refinement: Whenever Edzo mentions about coaching the Pens and/or Crosby, someone makes him drink the shot of bleach.

Also, to clarify my 9:46 comment: Forgot to insert a line saying "Despite these minor things, this is still a team on a rampage"

Off to watch the World Poker Tour. Keep the faith and beat down the Rags drones!

Dr. Turkleton said...

best part of the night...pissing off Caps fans cause they were rooting for the Pens to beat the Rags to aide them in their dreams of making the playoffs...


Rags fans???

Where???

I only see jealous trolls....

1940....FOREVER


mark this down: the Buccos will finish above .500 [for the month of March]

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Hahaha, you stupid bastards.

Wow, your totally awesome offense mustered a single shot on goal through the first 27 minutes of the game. Doesn't get much more pathetic than that.

You know your team sucks when it's your 4th line that has to bail you out.

Whattaya know, Rangers take the season series 5-3, but I forgot, you guys are just so awesome, that of course doesn't matter, right? After all, you are a whole 7 points up in the standings, wow. That's amazing for a team with Cindy, Malkin & Hossa, plus a bunch of others. And that's the best you can do is 7 points better than the team that according to you stupid focks completely sucks?

Is Crosby going to go whine to the Bettman that his team didn't win and some players actually had the nerve to touch him during the game? How dare they?! Awww, poor little baby Sidney, better call for the Wahhhblulance. Wahhhh, Wahhhh!

Face it, the only reason you guys got a point tonight was because of your goaltender who basically stood on his head. Your "great" team was dominated most of the night by a bunch of "has-beens" and no-names. Again, 1 shot on goal through the first 27 minutes of play.

Know what word comes to mind when I hear that? PATHETIC.

My asshairs could muster more shots than that.

"Oh, b-b-b-but we got Marian Hossa at the deadline, we rule! We're going all the way because we have the league's golden-boy and we're entitled to a championship! Wahhh, Wahhhh!"

Oh, and by the way, Avery knocked the hell out of Malone. How much bigger is Malone? How much of a reach advantage does he have? And what happened? Oh, he got knocked to the ice by a punch from Avery? Oh, how can that be? He's a Penguin, that's illegal! Wahhh, Wahhhh!

k, now how about you all fuck off? now that the Rangers took the season series and Avery knocked the shit out of Malone, are you guys done? how about you stay the fuck off our blogs you stupid fucks?

you're all fucking pathetic, and your team is going nowhere. I can't wait to watch your goaltending completely collapse in the playoffs, this is going to be fun. I hope we meet you in the playoffs, just so we can embarrass you some more. Or maybe Crosby would let Bettman pound him in the ass and that way you guys could win?

You little bitches, you lost the season series, you lost the fight, go home to your P.O.S. city.

You all suck.

Pensgirl said...

Coffeytalk, hardly "uh-oh." Getting into a battle of wits with Ranger fans is like arm-wrestling the chess team.

Anybody who complains about diving when Sean Avery is on his team = J.O.K.E.

Bxyankee21 said...

Hey now all of you can dive back home. Should be fun to see the Flyers beat you in the playoffs.

Cant win a game the refs dont hand you huh?

Hey Crosbaby! Dru paid you back for your blatant elbow.

Douchebags? Right. At least our franchise could never go under and we dont need ex-players to beg the NHL for Crosby. Thats ok bitches dont belong in NY anyway. Peace!you trailer trash.

Flyer Hater said...

Gotta love the Ranger trolls coming out in full force. These are fans of a time who couldn't make the postseason for 7 straight years pre-lockout while having every economic asset fathomable. The same team who has won one cup since 1940.

There are a lot of bright spots to tonight's game.

*Rangers getting two points goes to ensuring that they don't play us in the 1st round.

*It'll be so much better to clinch the Atlantic on home ice.

LETS GO FUCKING PENS!

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Hey Pensgirl, you mean the same Avery that embarrassed Malone tonight?

That Avery?

Cindy once again exaggerates a penalty against him, no unsportsmanlike called, of course. Yes, it was a high-stick, and yes, it was embellished.

Typical Cindy, typical Penguins (rats with wings).

You all suck, go home and play with yourselves while looking at pictures of little Cindy-girl.

coffeytalk said...

I just love reading their responses. They all sound the same with layering their comments with a bunch of "fuck", "you suck", "cindy", etc. It's classless and foolish. If you want to debate about hockey, at least speak like an intelligent fan. Trolling is for 14 year old Live Journal users. Yeesh.

Dr. Turkleton said...

Callahan = 3rd star???....mmm, really?
Hey Callahan! Callahan! Callahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Callahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Flyerhater, that's what happens when you stupid fucks pollute our blogs.

What goes around comes around.

Rangers win the season series 5-3. Go home, enjoy your 1st-round exit.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Coffeetalk, do you have any idea what your asshole friends did after last night's game?

You think we're doing this for any other reason than to show you what it feels like to have assholes invade your blogs? It's not fun, is it? It's annoying, isn't it?

Tell your friends to stay off our blogs, we'll stay off yours. It's simple, it's fair.

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dappie99 said...

jobbing can only be done by fans who have clinched playoff spots....so go home....and all ur money still won't buy you a cup this year...

predictionblog....shannajoke has a heart attack and a stroke, the rangers get out after 5 games in postseason even though henry stands on his head.

Lets Go Pens....2 more games!

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Ry said...

Yes it's true......this rags fan has no penis.

Flyer Hater said...

I think the Ranger trolls have to learn something. You don't ever and the Rock means ever fuck with the Pensblog. It's a losing battle, many people have tried to defeat the blog and all have failed. You come on here and job for one day and think it's over, all of us will job you for the next year without thinking twice. Yinz don't know what kind of people you're dealing with.

Christopher said...

oh and by the way, Talbot or whoever scored your goal was two steps off sides

so dont feel too good about your point

coffeytalk said...

I love my asshole friends.

Stoosh said...

BXYANKEE21 - Couldn't help but notice the "Yankee" in your name. I'm guessing the Bronx Bandwagon is full so they booted your ass, eh?

It's tough to hear your bitching about Crosby while we're sitting up here comfortably in the second seed, watching you kick and scrum for your playoff lives.

"At least our franchise could never go under and we dont need ex-players to beg the NHL for Crosby."

No, your franchise just wrote the manual on how to completely mismanage an $80 million payroll. Something to be proud of, no doubt.

Missing the playoffs for seven straight seasons despite having one of the highest payrolls in the league? Crikey, you almost have to TRY to do that.

And remember when Glen Sather was with Edmonton and he spouted off about how he could practically make miracles happen if he had a payroll to work with like the Rangers had? Nice of Slats to put his money where his mouth is...remind me to make sure he's sitting at the same blackjack table as me the next time I go to Vegas.

Let's face it, buddy...your franchise's front office could fuck up a cup of coffee. Had Messier not become Faust, made his deal with the devil and given your franchise it's one year in the sun in the last 68 years, we'd still be chanting "1940".

But hey, we love you here in Pittsburgh. The Rangers became the biggest cautionary tale in the league for seven years straight. And Sather blowing money like a crackhead with a stolen platinum card on washed-up veterans prior to the lockout became a catalyst for the new NHL, which has been just aces here in Pittsburgh.

We'll see you in the playoffs...if you make it.

coffeytalk said...

also, not much of an invasion really, sidney the buttfucker. It's just you and some guy named christopher. enjoy your bromance as trolls together.


nighty night c-bloggers. hold down the fort for me.

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danielleia said...

Jesus. What the eff is going on? I'm freaked an it's not even my team.

BLAZE said...

Hey doofus...he was on the bench in OT.


By the way...I loved reading all of the gloating before the puck was even dropped. lol

Hate to break to you but when the Pens scored they were offsides on the play. Go back & look. So they barely escaped from getting shut-out.


Now watch the Pens Blog author start deleting posts because he can dish but he can't take it.

Raybin said...

Came back to check and witness stoosh unloading an unholy can of whupass.

Commit to the stoosh indeed.

When the Rags are one and done this year, oh my am I going to go gloat.

Stoosh said...

SIDNEY THE BUTTFUCKER -

Nice name. Did you think up that one on your own, or did your big sister help you with that one?

You can have your season series and Avery's knockdown of Malone. We clinched a playoff spot almost a week ago. Last time I checked, the Rangers haven't clinched anything.

It was nice of mommy and daddy to let you stay up and watch the game, but you have school in morning, so turn off mommy and daddy's computer and go to bed.

Christopher said...

yup real nice coffey, glad you had a response or lack there of.

thanks for just validating my points

BLAZE said...

"They all sound the same with layering their comments with a bunch of "fuck", "you suck", "cindy", etc. It's classless and foolish."


Did you even read what Pens fans were posting at Blueshirt Bulletin??? You should be embarrassed for them.

Dr. Turkleton said...

John Dellapenia = sidney the buttfucker???

possible...they write about the same.

never saw someone so overjoyed about winning a series during the REGULAR SEASON....talk about low expectations. If that's what it takes to get Rags fans all wet & giddy...then what are they going to do if they........

SWEEP.
THE.
DEVILS.
8-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd say nothing less than a ticker-tape parade would be in order.
Guess when you win a Cup once every 50+ years...your expectations are pretty low to begin with.

coffeytalk said...

What's the point in me getting into a tizzy with you, Christopher? All you're going to say is fuck you and whine so what is the point of me truly responding?

patheticblog.

and good night for real this time. Stoosh, is it possible to commit to you even more now? Seriously.

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letsgopsu said...

bromance is one of the funniest terms i have ever heard. you just made my day coffeytalk....

now time to study...ugh

dappie99 said...

Rags fans,
isnt it nice at the top of the division and the conference...where the air is crisp

oh thats right your all in the bottom half sucking exhaust fumes

BLAZE said...

2) A prissy little whiny crybaby who couldn't even man up enough to finish the game tonight



You’ll find Shanny right on the bench in OT. You'll especially catch celebrating the win with Renney right after Dru put the nail in the coffin.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

My name is Sidney Crosby and I take it in the pooper!

Pittsburgh should be burned to the ground, the Rats-with-wings franchise practically folded, but Mary-O saved you!

Penguins fans = the epitome of pathetic.

Where were you all when your franchise was in the gutter? Sucking on mommy's nipples?

Boo-hoo, boo-hoo. You all can eat my black ass.

sh0ez said...

I love that they are now talking about Talbot's goal as if their's was something to brag about.

Hilariousblog.

And the posts are being deleted by the person who made them. Read.

I love this.

Christopher said...

Dellaphina was right.

Nothing But Cindy and the NHL had the fix in for their national game yesterday from the second the puck dropped.

Every call was lopsided, and Cindy put on a performance worthy of an Oscar, or atleast a runner up to Brodeur last year with Avery.

You had the camera on Cindy cross checking Backman three times, and the ref looking right at them but was able to see Jagr at the blueline on a less marginal call and put the arm up.

Its a joke and you know it is.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

dapie99, wow, you're intelligent.

now 4th place is in the bottom half of eight places?

some advice: grow a brain

1 shot on goal through 27 minutes = pathetic

wow, you're a whole 7 points up, that's amazing.

Pensgirl said...

Dani, no need to freak out. I'm sure there are tons of people out there who spend all day thinking about Sidney's derriere...some of them are just so overcome by it that they can't keep it to themselves anymore. Nothing to worry about.

Christopher said...

Coffey i didn't curse once.

I made valid points. Obviously you couldn't identify that.

sh0ez said...

You're in 5th, idiot. Which would be the bottom half. Wow.

Stoosh said...

SIDNEY THE BUTTFUCKER said...

"You think we're doing this for any other reason than to show you what it feels like to have assholes invade your blogs? It's not fun, is it? It's annoying, isn't it?"

Well, you obviously didn't come here to talk hockey. That's evidenced by the fact that we're seven points ahead of your asses in the standings, we've clinched a playoff berth and your yammering on about winning a season series under some misguided assumption that we actually give a fuck.

Talking hockey is a losing battle anyway, given that your franchise has had one moment of glory in the last sixty-seven years. Even the Maple Leafs fans are looking at that and going, "Damn."

Hey, maybe when you're done "invading our board", you can hook up with some Cubs fans and start writing a book. I'll help you with the title...

"How To Do Nothing With Everything: Personnel Management and Resource Allocation Tips from the New York Rangers and Chicago Cubs"

I know that's probably all over your head, given your elementary vocabulary. I'm sure you'll go to school tomorrow and tell all your pimply-faced friends about how you were using all the bad, "big people" words on the internet.

Flyer Hater said...

Sorry, Penguin fans don't get so worked up about wins or losses anymore since we've had a playoff birth clinched for almost a month now.

What a bunch of losers.

dappie99 said...

@ the gentleman who is infatuated with sids anus:

typical ranger math 5 really = 4??
ur jobbing skills = -87

owned...go home. besides bud i guarantee i've had more education than you dream of.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

NY/NJ tied for 4th but the Rangers seeded 5th because of a tiebreaker. I realize that.

Points-wise, they're in 4th place, but it doesn't really matter because we're going to totally destroy you in the playoffs, if you make it past the first round, that is. Have fun watching your goaltender collapse and your "star" cry, oh and watching your prized deadline acquisition do a disappearing act.

Of course you say you don't give a fuck about the season series, because you lost. I'm sure you'd care if you won.

You're all so pathetic, sad people.

Ry said...

Christopher, that's a nice tin foil hat you have on.

Buttfucker, yes the Pens had 1 shot in 27 minutes and also didn't show up until the 3rd. Yet we still took you to OT, you really dominated us. Douche.

sososkandelous said...

hmmm...

Now if Sidney is in fact, a buttfucker, then he doesn't take it in the pooper. He would actually be giving it.

Simple laws of ass fucking.


homophobeblog.

Stoosh said...

COFFEYTALK -

I'm just getting warmed up.

I guess this is how Rangers fans celebrate that big season-series win over the Pens. But hey, I remember my first beer, too.

Sorry...I'm fired up because the Rangers have apparently taken a page out of the 1996 Florida Panthers and suck the life and creativity out of hockey.

Every time a team resorts to that ridiculous defense where they collapse their d-men into the crease and effectively create three goaltenders, Herb Brooks and Badger Bob probably shake their heads in heaven. That's not how hockey was supposed to be played, but if that's what you have to do to win games when you're a limited coach like Tom Renney, so be it.

dappie99 said...

omg ur a dumbass....the first tiebreaker with the same number of points is number of wins....jagoff

Christopher said...

great response ry keep em coming

flyer hater are you kidding me??
the pinnacle of being a fan is stating how much you hate another team.

ive been to the wachovia center, atleast they know a thing or two about hockey

Doc Steel said...

Math lesson for Rangers fans:

1. Penguins - 100 points
5. Rangers - 93 points

If you're going to job us, at least have some firepower to back it up.

But, go ahead, keep trolling. It actually is fun to read it. But you'll have to job loudly. I can barely hear you from the top of the Eastern Conference.

Flyer Hater said...

Oh man, My Commit to the Stoosh T-shirt needs to be in the mail by tomorrow.

The Seeker said...

You can always tell someone who's clueless about hockey when they make a comment like:

"You know your team sucks when it's your 4th line that has to bail you out."

The very fact that the Pens have 4th liners that can beat your goalie and score 5 -on- 5 shows who's better.

You know your team suck when the ONLY way they can score is when the other team is shorthanded.

Maybe Avery will share some spare hooker cash with you so you can get laid somehow in your pathetic lifetime?

dappie99 said...

best of luck jobbing Pensbloggers...

commit to the stoosh

Christopher said...

the seeker

your 4th line was offsides for that goal.

Pensblog Staff said...

Clowns, people delete their own comments because they make typos.

The Rangers are a team relying on their defense to get them places.
A solid defense doesn't let a team come back and tie the game.

The defense is solid, but not solid enough.

The Pens wanted to win this game.
The Rangers HAD TO win this game.

wooo

dappie99 said...

while your fourth line was taking a nap on the bench

sososkandelous said...

sidenote:

what the hell was growing on Jagr's chin?

Dr. Turkleton said...

@soso

debilitative disease resulting from eating too many Kit-Kats

Christopher said...

hey mister staffer, rangers d isnt solid enough?!

2.27 GAA for the rangers
vs
2.53 for the penguins.

im still getting a kick out of how nobody can answer me in a constructive way.

becasue everyone of you knows that yesterdays game was a joke and your goal tonight was on a play that was clearly offsides

The Seeker said...

Just checked the replay of the Talbot goal.

Learn the game of hockey before oyu make even bigger fools of yourselves than you already have.

When the puck precedes the player entering the offensive zone, it's called being ONSIDES.

The puck most definitely crossed the line before Talbot did.

That is exactly why we call Rags fans cry babies.

malkinian said...

"You're a whole 7 points up in the standings." - Don't even know how to respond to that. It sucks when your team goes into the season w/ high hopes & you're reduced to talking trash on the conference leaders because you moved up to 5th in the conference

"Sidney the buttfucker" - your name says it all

Christopher said...

-seek

get your eyes checked he was clearly in the zone before the puck got to him.

Nick Saia (usa) said...

LeGame would have been the difference tonight...

BLAZE said...

"The puck most definitely crossed the line before Talbot did."

boy do u need glasses my friend. look at the replay via in-demand, which is prolly on the Pens site. You get a better angle of the offsides. He was way,way offsides.

Stoosh said...

CHRISTOPHER -

You won the game.

You still have a chance to make the playoffs.

Shut the fuck up.

Are your expectations of your team that diminished that you're still holding on to this? The officials were calling offsides tight all night. If they were really offsides, someone would've called it. The refs weren't that bad tonight.

Real fans don't bitch about perceived missed calls when their team wins a game they need to win to keep their fading playoff hopes alive.

Dr. Turkleton said...

@nick

how bout if Gary was healthy?

Christopher said...

2.27 GAA for the rangers
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rangers d isnt solid

Christopher said...

2.27 GAA for the rangers
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rangers d isnt solid

sososkandelous said...

the puck could have crossed the pennsylvania state line and you'd still call it offsides. quit bitching.

Flyer Hater said...

I have to hit the sack now. I and other Penguin fans can sleep easy because we have a playoff birth cemented.

I bet it would suck to have your postseason status still up in the air, right Rags fans?

Christopher said...

2.27 GAA for the rangers
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2.53 for the penguins.

rangers d isnt solid

Still waiting for your response staffer

dying alive said...

@ coffeytalk: "I love my asshole friends." That line made me think of "I love my dead gay son." from Heathers. Randomblog. BTW, I'm pretty sure we sit in the same section, like, two rows away from one another at the games.

Hard to argue with someone creative enough to come up with a name like "sidney the buttfucker." Especially when they manage to work the words "pooper" and "nipples" into the same post. That is some hefty wit, right there.

The Seeker said...

You can repeat a lie as many times as you want to, but it won't change the FACT that Talbot was onsides.

Using your type of crybaby tactics, I could just as easily claim that Gomez's stick touched the puck on your only regulation goal too. I KNOW you would if the shoe was on the other foot because you're too much of a whiney little homer to be honest about it.

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dying alive said...

Hey Christopher, posting it 157 times won't get you an answer any faster. I doubt that they're sitting at their keyboard waiting in breathless anticipation to banter with you.

Christopher said...

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sososkandelous said...

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Christopher said...

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dying alive said...

1st Place for the Pens

vs.

5th Place for the Rags

Thanks. Bye.

Christopher said...

still no response

malkinian said...

The kid is good, gotta give him that

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BLAZE said...

Talbot offsides...FACT. Look at the replay with your glasses on.

Gomez's stick didn't touch the puck...FACT. you know it, I know it, EVERYONE knows it.

Nite nite hicks.

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Christopher said...

you guys know so much about hockey im amazed.

rangers have the second best d in the league which is subpar by todays standards

waiting for it

1st place!!! wow great response we know

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malkinian said...

The sad thing is that christopher is gonna go brag to his buddies in geometry class about what he thinks he's accomplished tonight

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Doc Steel said...

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The Seeker said...

2.27 GAA for the rangers
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LOL...that stat doesn't seem to help you much clinching a playoff spot yet though does it?

Hmmmm???? Let's see....would I prefer to have a slightly better goals against average and be in the middle of the pack or would I prefer to have my team already clinching a playoff spot?

I'd say that's a no-brainer.

What's you answer there Autistic Chris? You DO have a brain don't you?

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justincredibleh said...

so uhhhhh, how bout those pirates?

Sean said...

Talbot drags the right foot keeping him onside

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pinkphloid54 said...

pretty sad when your GAA is only .26 better when we relied on 3 goalies (2 of whom were has-beens before the season started) throughout the year to play strong in net, instead of one elite one who has, luckily for the rags' chances, avoided injury.

honestly, when's the last time the rangers did anything in the playoffs, other than beating an atlanta team whose front office ineptitude rivals only the one with the box in MSG?

i enjoy the people that say they can't wait to see our goalie collapse in the playoffs. right, because lundqvist has really proven himself in the postseason, and hasn't been the bail-out of the rangers all season.

ps. your goals against is 20 less than ours. our goals for is 38 higher than yours. put away your abacus, that's an 18 point spread that we cover.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Let me help put this to rest.

I'm a Rangers fan, and Talbot WAS onsides.

Let it go, man.

Nick Saia (usa) said...

@Dr.
If Gary had played, the city of New York may have evolved from pan-demonium due to our lords presence. The city's dwellers would have a new outlook on life and we may have averted the problems faced by everyday modern humans post original sin....

If LeGame had played, we would have just simply won a regular season game.

malkinian said...

Alright I'm off to bed. Might have trouble sleeping because we lost the season series to the Rangers & they have a lower goals-against than we do. I think that guarantees you a cup. I heard they're throwing a parade up in new york tomorrow in honor of they're advancement into 5th place tonight so I gotta get up early

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The Seeker said...

Let's compare what actually wins games shall we?

Goals FOR:

Pittsburgh: 236 (2.94)

New York: 197 (2.47)

malkinian said...

Here christopher, I thought this was covered when you took advanced arithmetic last year but I'll help ya out.

Rangers GAA - 2.27
Penguins GAA - 2.53

2.53 - 2.27 = 0.26

The Rangers have a GAA that is 0.26 better than the Penguins.

Christopher said...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/R_FX8gn0yLI/AAAAAAAANAk/2Ek6-Nop4TQ/s1600-h/poopmad.jpg

pinnacle of intelligence and hockey knowledge.

this place is a joke, just like Cindy and the NHL

your a real fan when:

-your blog has a ms paint picture of a penguin shitting on MSG
-your online name is flyer hater. because thats about as cool as the grade schooler you claim i am
-your staff can claim the rangers are sub par defensively yet are second in the league. real knowledgeable about the game of hockey

The Seeker said...

Chris seem to also think that he completed 20 years of schooling because he repeated the 10th grade.

Joe said...

i freeze framed it...onsides. I sent it to pensblog, maybe they'll post it.

rags fans -quit bitchin. You won. And your STILL CRYING.

I don't think avery knocked out malone. Avery had the first half, malone came back strong, avery got him off balance and fell on top of him. What was nice for avery is he didn't have to pay $500.

Seriously though, how are you gonna guarantee beating us in the playoffs, when you're not in the playoffs?

You guys had the luckiest goal in the world, and beat us in OT on a sick shot. And you're trying to tell us you are better. You're lucky. Wait til these lines get some chemistry

Pens fans - how weak was that listening to Edzo loving the rags? Disappointing. he sounds awfully bitter. Oh wait, he sounds just like all the rags fans.

coffeytalk said...

Ok. Tried to fall asleep, ended up being too curious. Yipes, what a c-blog! Highly entertaining to read. I just hope tomorrow on recap blog we can actually talk some hockey and also plan for some Wednesday tailgating.

@Dying Alive

I am in row J of D23. That is awesome that you possibly saw me. Also, nice with the Heathers reference.

Sidney the Buttfucker said...

Malkinian, 0.26 GPG difference is actually a substantial difference in this league. It's all relative.

Dr. Turkleton said...

@sean...

Rags fans will have none of this so called 'video evidence'.....

clearly you PS'd the puck AHEAD or dragged Max's ankle BACK....

very nice 'Shop job, though


I never realized that GAA was the sole determining factor into whether or not someone has a 'solid d' or not...

and if it's so 'solid'...how are you still fighting for a playoff spot even after a W tonight with 3 games to go?....

Christopher said...

your a funny guy joe getting on eddie.

you have the rest of the VS and Nothing But Cindy crew on their knees ready to please Cindy

Pensblog Staff said...

Christopher.


No one cares.

Just walk away man

The Seeker said...

Still no response by Chris on my question.

Your goals against -vs- our goals for still gives the Penguins the advantage.

Do the MATH crotch face!

Now...would you rather have clinched a playoff spot and be in 1st or would you prefer to be middle of the pack while acting as if a slightly better goals against average actually means something?

You have the entire off season to brag about that goals against average on the gold course.

coffeytalk said...

letsgopsu-

i cannot take credit for bromance. Someone else on Tpb, came up with that one. I just enjoy the term.

Pensblog Staff said...

Like we don't even Sidney Butt fucker.. because that is just kind of funny in a sick kind of way.

Posting someone GAA 4,000 times is homo-erotic...

Joe said...

chrissy, did we watch the same game? from everything i watched, everyone was saying how good the rags are, and how they'll get in the playoffs.

you ny fans all think the league wants to see us win. yesterday's game at intermission, they didn't even pick the pens as one of the top 3 teams in the league. Today, all they talked about were the rangers. Malkin is barely mentioned for the MVP. But believe me, i'm not bitter, i'd rather be in 1st place!

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