Monday, January 7, 2008

Herpes, The NHL, and You

It has been way too long since we have talked about NHL.
So much going on.

The big news brewing right now:
Derian Hatcher destroyed Geoffrey Lupul's life.



Even more interesting....

We are late on this.

Derian Hatcher is now eating people. [ Yahoo]

Wow.


Speaking of wow...
[Fanhouse] via [Barry Melrose Rocks] finds a great picture of Pamela Anderson making out with a whale.


Hmmmmm......

Had to be done.


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Housecleaningblog


Remember to keep the photoshops coming.
Deadline is January 17th.

We have been organizing them this weekend.

You can send Flyers photoshops, Ben Eager [ even though he got traded he is still a coward], or Don Cherry.

[Kicksave]

Maybe the photoshop of the decade.

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[ TakingOneForTheTeam ] has taken it to another level.

He live-blogged the four-OT Nedved game.
It is a must-read.

We haven't talked about it,
but the top ten Penguins DVD is life-changing.

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Pens news

[Thanks to Clint G. for the picture]


MAF played a trick on Colby Armstrong. [ PG]

"Fleury came up with an early candidate for prank of the year by stuffing himself into right winger Colby Armstrong's equipment bag as practice was winding down, then startling Armstrong when he tried to open it after returning to the locker room."

Nice move with a high-ankle sprain.

The Penguins + Florida = Bad times. [ Trib]

Eklund is up to his old tricks.[ Hockey Buzz]
Says the Penguins are interested in Marian Hossa. But it is classified as an [E2] rumor.

We refuse to listen to a man who classifies his sources as letters of the alphabet.


Picture: Big Bird holds up his source after Mr. Gordon is rumored to be traded.

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Monday night is a look back at the first 41 games for the Pens.

Until then, we strongly recommend taking a trip over to [James Mirtle].
He has his first-half breakdown for the NHL.

Go Pens.

24 comments:

CKim said...

Maybe Hatcher was secretly jealous at how much prettier Lupel is. What a genius. And of COURSE it has to be a Flyer putting up that asinine hit.

Lady Jaye said...

Cold day in hell... I actually feel bad for a Flyer after seeing that video. Hatcher is a tool, but that's nothing we don't know.

Nathan said...

It's still a wonder that the Flyers hadn't already bought out Hatcher's contract. He's gone from being slow, a cheapshot artist, and a grotesque defensive liability to killing his teammates. That's exactly the kind of player teams would love to be paying $3.5 million a year. And Hatcher's albatross of a contract runs through next season.

Anonymous said...

first comment first comment!

HATCHER IS SCUM!

Sinops said...

I am a Steelers fan, but the worst part of Saturday's loss is all of the Yinzers who will jump on the Penguins bandwagon now that the Steelers season is over. Even Prisuta said today on DVE that the Penguins season starts today. That is total bullshit. I don't know why people can't like both teams at the same time. Even on the X today Tim Benz was talking about the rivalry between the Pens and Steelers. There should not be a fucking rivalry. Pensblog Charlie says intercity sports rivalries are gay.

paekhead said...

sinops, i couldnt agree more....at the same time though, with my family/friends, that just isnt the case...even worse, we cheer for the pirates day in and day out...so honestly, i wouldnt read too far into it...go pens

Fleury29 said...

Kenny Melvin in the Hebrew Hammer? WTF? When did this happen?

Fleury29 said...

Ooops, I meant is the Hebrew Hammer, not in the Hebrew Hammer.

D'oh!

lis said...

The Ryans have been called up to Pittsburgh...Lannon and Stone

wilsmith said...

Yeah I think Johnny V pointed that out a while ago, right?

Anyone got the numbers on Sids PPG against the Flyers when Hatcher is in the lineup vs when he's out?

Lady Jaye said...

Freudian slip there fleury29?

Fleury29 said...

No, lady jaye just typing too fast for my own good... but that's gross. Very gross.

PittSoccer33 said...

if you think about it, penguin fans ragging on the steelers is a lot like capitals fans trashing crosby...

jim said...

is tonight's game not being carried on the center ice package? i don't see it on my cable menu.

wtf?

jim said...

nevermind...just realized the game is tomorrow night, not tonight.

Hip said...

Some Canadian writer speculated the Pens might want to trade for Mats Sundin. Am I the only one that thinks "no thanks"?

Lady Jaye said...

Haha, I know, fluery29. It was just too good not to let it slide.

pumakmh said...

Hey guys, I have been a Pens fan all my life and just recently in that last few months stumbled upon this gem of a site handed down by Badger Bob himself. Thanks for giving me something to do while I'm at work, please, for the love of god keep this site going, yinz are awesome!

pumakmh said...

Hey guys, I have been a Pens fan all my life and just recently in that last few months stumbled upon this gem of a site handed down by Badger Bob himself. Thanks for giving me something to do while I'm at work, please, for the love of god keep this site going, yinz are awesome! Go Pens!

Spencemo said...

Yeah, fleury29, it's gross, but I wouldn't put it past Melvin...

Nathan said...

Warm up the jobbing bus:

http://www.doubtaboutit.com/2008/01/penguins-trade-ideas.html

Mainly for giving up on MAF at 23.

AJ said...

Hatcher clearly learned that move from former Flyer John Leclair.

Anonymous said...

time to light the fires and kick the tires for ATLANTA!

Two of us are flying to Atlanta just to boo old man rechhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt P. said...

Great work here as always, guys.

Is that Crosby on the right in the Gay Pimp pic?

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