It Was A Dark and Stormy Night.

First and foremost, this has to be addressed.

We have this thing called StatCounter that lets us see what people search in Google that brings them to the site.
It's always interesting to check out.
We get some weird ones.

But there was one on Wednesday that took the cake.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=DGUS%2CDGUS%3A2006-13%2CDGUS%3Aen&q=Darieth%20Chisolm%20nude&btnG=Search

What's worse? --
Someone searching for pictures of Darieth Chisolm nude...
Or that searching for that brings up The Pensblog.

We hope Darieth Chisolm's number-one fan becomes a member of Commentorblog.

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Make sure you're sitting down for this one:

Dicks.

Iron Mike Keenan may be going to Calgary.

Fact: Mike Keenan has three testicles.

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Deliveries

Early 20th century was pretty sweet.
Considering the fact you could masturbate while delivering the Sunday paper.

More Canada news:
Mats Sundin is coming back for another year.

The Red Wings are bringing Chris Chelios back for another year.

Chris Chelios' son is pumped.

The Pens get development rights for Melody Tent.
Melody What?


It just keeps getting worse for the 45 Predator fans out there...

Jim Balsillie wants to prove Hamilton is a viable NHL market. Sources say the prospective new owner of the Nashville Predators intends to do so by soliciting season tickets deposits for seats and suites at Copps Coliseum.

People thought Pens fans were paranoid about this guy.
This only proves he had every intention of moving the Penguins.




.....Remember that poll on versus from yesterday.

Thats better.

Check out this blogger getting sued by the guy that said he wanted to buy the Pens, Frank D'Angelo.

In his statement of claim, Mr. D'Angelo argues that Mr. Sager's comments — which described Mr. D'Angelo as a "huckster" and a "two-bit shyster" — are derogatory in that they paint a picture of him as a "peddler," a "con man" and an "irritant."

The claim also says Mr. Sager called Mr. D'Angelo a "professional nuisance" and described his interest in acquiring the National Hockey League's Pittsburgh Penguins franchise as a "charade."

If this is the case, we could be getting sued at any given moment.
After narrowing it down.
We hired the lawyers that got Carl Lee Hailey off.

If Tom Hanks didn't have AIDS in the Philadelphia story, he was our man.
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Our poor Pens Reebok jersey prototypes:



Possible Third Jerseys:



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Big Night on Thursday.
The NHL Awards Ceremony.
EmptyNetters takes care of the preview

Mario's house is going to have more hardware than Sears after tomorrow night.
If Sid doesn't win the MVP, blame the Canadian Media.

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The first known person to gain stardom from doing cocaine.
The Micro Machines guy -- John Moschitta.



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Summer Assignment

"We got this email from reader Anthony Lenze:
Now that the season is over, can you guys put up the places around the burgh and US that carry the NHL Center Ice package? I hate it when I'm out of town and I have to miss a game (I'm sure others feel the same way)."


We think this is a great idea.
So if you want to email us or just leave in commentorblog places that you know you can catch a Pens game at.
It can be around Pittsburgh, or wherever you are or have been.
We will collect them and post them sometime this summer.
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Musicblog

Thursday’s theme will be movie soundtracks.

Mondays will be known as “Movie Montage Monday”.

EltonJohnblog will be on Tuesday.

And on Wednesday & Friday, anything goes.

My hair says it all.


David Bowie - Rebel Rebel
(Thanks Don Juan)


Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now
Funny stuff & just look at those eyes.
(Thanks Karri)


Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
Ahh….those lips. But what’s going on in this one??
(Thanks Don Juan)


This vid by The Police has angel wings…dancing…
Then Sting feels the need to take his shirt off at 3:22.
(Thanks Karri)

Mr. Big - To Be With You
Cheesy classic indeed
(Thanks Wilsmith)


Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me
Yes we do, Boy George. Yes we do.
(Thanks Lauren)

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A Winter in the Sun
Game # 22
The Revenge of Marty Straka
Ghosts of Penguins Past. PENS LOSE.

The first period was a seemingly endless train to the penalty box. Early on, the Pens had to kill a 5-on-3. Our penalty killing tonight was superb, keeping the Rangers on the perimeter while limiting Jagr's scoring chances. The Arena was full of pumped-uppedness after we killed those penalties, which resulted in a standing ovation during the first commercial break. The Pens had their shot on basically the same stretch of powerplay time at the end of the first, but nothing formulated.

Exclusive photo of Malkin watching his girlfriend making out with some dude.
Gonch: "She's no good for you Geno."

Commentorblog:

Adrienne said...

And the pick up was a nice drop when Eaton got taken out :(
And who doesn't cheer for Straka when he's announced? I would smack someone for booing him.
It is damn painful to cheer for a Ranger though...

11/27/2006 7:35 PM

Adrienne = In Love with Marty Straka

Messageboard

DelPen AHL All-Star Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 5032 Location: Closter, NJ	Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:14 pm Post subject: I'd like to thank Rob Scuderi for his panicked play by throwing pucks hard around the board when he had tons of time that lead to several icings in the 3rd period which had us lose some face offs and get some bad matchups out there. Thanks Rob.
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