Monday, May 7, 2007

Escape from New York


Your mom loves Kurt Russell

...................

First it was the Islanders. Then it was the Mets.
They walked into Yankee stadium and swept the Yanks.
Yes, sir, the Buffalo Sabres own New York City.
They completed the New York sweep Sunday in dramatic fashion with a 5-4 win over the Rangers.


See you on the links, overachievers.

The win for the Sabres sets up a battle of epic proportions in the Eastern Conference finals.
Two Northeast Division teams divided by an international border.
We will have more in our preview. But this series is going to be insane.
It has more story lines than a Quentin Tarantino movie.

................................................................



Down 3-0
to the Hershey Homos.


Hershey fans celebrated by touching prepubescent males.

Really not a whole hell of a lot going on in big Penguin land.

We missed this from last week:
The FouthPeriod reported that Mr. Roberts is talking to King Shero about a contract.
If Gary Roberts re- signs, and only if he re-signs, Gary Roberts facts will take over this blog.
Even though we already have done Mario Lemieux facts.
John Tarbett emailed us a Gary Roberts fact and it got us thinking about it.

Fact: Gary Roberts once sold his soul to the devil for his good looks and unbelievable hockey skills and conditioning. After the transaction was complete, Roberts proceeded to hammer the Devil with a massive bodycheck and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, admitted that he should seen it coming. He now works out with Gary Roberts every Wednesday.

It most likely would not get old.

It's just good to see this photoshop again.

..........................................................

In other sports news some horse won the Kentucky Derby:


Pittsburghers were surprised when they saw horse #7 not running in the opposite direction chasing down an opponent.


The only touchdown Oakland scored all year.

..................................................

May 9th
11:00pm


When you need one big segment...
Who would you rather have in your number-one anchor chair than David Johnson?

...................................


Monday night
9:00 PM
(If you don't know what this is referring to, your whole life is a joke)

..............................................


Day 19

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Baby Pens didn't get swept yet. Game 4 is Wednesday, guys. They're only down 3-0.

Anonymous said...

Yinz guys are friggin' douchebags.

Staff said...

Anonymous 1- Thanks we fixed that



Anonymous 2- wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

-dr

Anonymous said...

Hershey fans celebrated by touching prepubescent males.

your insensitivty is why i visit this site. i thank you

dying alive said...

Eaton vs. Roberts: The Battle for the Pensblog.

Anonymous said...

whoever sent you that Gary Roberts fact is plagiarizing the Alexander Ovechkin facts that have been out since last season.

MikeCosta said...

I Hope To God The Pens Resign Roberts Just For The Gary Roberts Facts

Anonymous said...

the whole facts thing is older than Gary Roberts.

Anonymous said...

The Baby Pens are 0 for 20 on the powerplay in this series against the Bears... sounds like they have some issues

Loser Chris said...

Did someone really just claim that fact as an AO original? Wow!

Watching that OTT/BUF fight never gets old. I still can't believe that Cryin' Bryan sent out his top line (or is that "thent outh hith thop line"?) right after the hit on Drury. What an idiot. Man, and Heatley ran from Peters like he was a police checkpoint on a Friday night. How did we lose to that team again?

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous dude talking about me plagiarizing Alex Ovechkin facts. I've never seen Ovechkin facts before, but I got the idea from Chuck Norris facts, changed it around a bit though. Either way, I think it's funny as shit. I hope Roberts re-signs so we can have Roberts facts.

Anonymous said...

right, they're all chuck norris originally, but as soon as he was in the league the AO facts popped up. It's sad that he's even associated with them.

rachel said...

9:00 can't come soon enough!

Roberts/Chuck Norris/whatever facts will never get old.

FritoWill said...

Pensblog fact....most all anonymous commentor's are not the brightest light bulb in the bunch.

Anonymous said...

says the man behind a username

Disclaimer

We are in no way affiliated with the Pittsburgh Penguins of the National Hockey League.

In accordance with the Fair Use Copyright Law, The Pensblog uses logos and registered trademarks of the National Hockey League to convey our criticism and inform the public.

Photos on The Pensblog are used without permission but do not interfere with said owner's profit.

If you own a specific image on this site and want it removed, please e-mail us (thepensblog@gmail.com) and we will be happy to oblige.

wooo