Saturday, February 17, 2007

Mark Eaton Expo

Go to the bathroom before you look at these.

HERE IS THE MARK EATON MOSES WALLPAPER
Courtesy of old friend Jeff Harr

The first picture that came in was from Ryan Patsko, starring Eaton as Jack Bauer.
It doesn't look like it actually is Mark Eaton, but who cares.




Next up is J Karpp

Steve Craig

" Mark Eaton was the inspiration and basis for the character portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the documentary "Predator". "


Justin gives us three



Chris Yarbrough gives us two


Robert Mangis and his brick wall are a Pensblog staff favorite



Tee Jay's three





Ms. Tippy adds two to the collection



Bradley W. Zimmerman (in PHX)


Dan Redding


Robert Campbell


Jason Schiffhauer


Tyler Lovejoy comes in just under the unofficial deadline

Steve Craig, comes backs again with these 5 Hilarious pics:


The Fonz



Goonies


Half Baked



Spidey

and this one just unreal


wow


And last but not least. Elizabeth checks in with this



47 comments:

Will said...

the marshmellow man is awesome!!!

Jas said...

Mark Eaton + Denim + Automatic Weapons = Awesome!!!

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with Will...

"the marshmellow man is awesome!!!"

I love this website :)

Thanks for the constant info & laughs

Tyler said...

haha thanks guys

Anonymous said...

The first one definitely is not Mark Eaton.

Anonymous said...

mark eaton >>> everything else.

i don't even think i can pick a favorite. the brick wall is pretty damn funny, though.

Mike said...

Nice

Tee said...

my favorite (besides my girlfriend one) is definately the james bond one.. as well as Dan Redding's moptop Eaton. Simply awesome. As I commented on the previous post, I say we make this a weekly tradition... a different pen every week and see what we can come up with ala somethingawful.com's photoshop friday.

Justin said...

hahaha...chuck norris and jack bauer were 2 of the ones i also thought about
those rock

tiffany said...

Bailiff Eaton.....hahaha.....love it.

All of the pictures are pretty creative -- "Mark Eaton Moses," "Storm Trooper Mark Eaton," "Eaton - Sudden Death," "Mark Eaton the Brick Wall," "Mark Eaton in Denim," "Mark Eaton - the 5th Beatle," "Mark Eaton as 007," and "Marshmallow Mark Eaton."

"Eaton the Librarian" had me laughing for quite some time.... :)

Tyler said...

yeah ik its not important, but i feel like an idiot for even thinking the first one was eaton...the visor

Andrew said...

the stay puft eaton man.

nice jpb. if i wasn't so lazy i would had made some. lol.

-andrew13

Adrienne said...

LMFAO. OH MY GOD those are incredible.

Stay Puft Eaton for the win.

Red Anchor said...

I'm an old friend?

Anonymous said...

that first one looks like nick lidstrom, lol.

seth said...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mark Eaton

Staff said...

jeff harr, adam caldwell from canon mcmillan runs this website

Andrew said...

seth: Deker Boogaard isn't scared of eaton. he's only afraid of BGL. and maybe Gratton. eaton's great and all, but you don't mess with the boogey man or you end up like fedoruk.

Staff said...

The boogy man is sick, best fighter in the biz...

Eaton would just shoot him with a gun

Andrew said...

Derek Boogarde is overrated. Yeah, he knocked Fedoruk the fuck out...but I was watching a bunch of videos of his fights and he loses more than he wins. Larraque pwn3d him.

I will go on record and say that no one will ever be as intimidating of a fighter as Bob Probert. That dude could throw it down...

Staff said...

Andrew,

I just read your comment, youtube the boogey man..

Your are 110% right.. I love BGL

Probert was scary

Jonathan said...

Absolutely teh awesome.

Is that the same Chris Yarbrough as Chris Yarbrough of Arlington, Virginia? If it is, hi from Miller.

Tee said...

BGL and Brashear are both just really hard to beat because of their strength and style. If you ever get the upper hand on them they just take you down. Boogaard is the best puncher in the game right now hands down (or should I say hands 2 inches deep into Todd Fedoruk's orbital bone.)

But hey, for my money.. we have an absolute monster sitting on the bench right now.. a guy who was Boogaard before it was cool to be Boogaard. He even broke Fedoruk's face for the first time. Eric Cairns vs Boogaard is a dream fight.

tiffany said...

Ok guys, I'm back with another one. I realize I have WAY too much time on my hands, but when I saw that Nirvana/Mark Eaton picture, I had to do it.

Here's the YouTube video of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qdcdw22Sw

tiffany said...

Nirvana - Smells Like Mark Eaton

Load up on fans, bring your friends
It's fun to win and look ahead
We’re never bored, they’re self assured
Oh no, Jark knows a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello…

(Chorus)
On the road it's not that dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Teams feel stupid, ridiculous
Here we are now, entertain us
Jarkko Ruutu
Petrovicky
Sidney Crosby
And Evgeni
Yay! Hey…yay…

They’re great at what they do best
And for this team we feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello…

(Chorus)
On the road it's not that dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Teams feel stupid, ridiculous
Here we are now, entertain us
Colby Armstrong
Ryan Malone
Dominic Moore
Maxime Talbot
Yay! Hey…yay…

Never forget just why we watch
We know they’ll always make us smile
It isn’t hard, they blow our minds
Almost practically every time

Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello, retards
Hello, hello, hello…

(Chorus)
On the road it's not that dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Teams feel stupid, ridiculous
Here we are now, entertain us
Ryan Whitney
Jordan Staalsy
E. Christensen
Blooming Flower
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton
We love Eaton

Andrew said...

Tiffany...


That is awesome!!!

-The Good Andrew

kate said...

oh my god, sidney serving eaton is the best one. i am DYING that is so funny.

see, even sid knows what's up.

Anonymous said...

Wow!

Tiffany...unbelievable.

Great job!

Anonymous said...

"Jark knows a dirty word"
hahaha excellent. nice job.

-Eric

Loser Chris a.k.a. CDY said...

Sorry, it's Chris Yarbrough from Round Rock, TX.

And yes, Probert was the best there will ever be.

klsy31 said...

my friend and i have "mark eaton talks" on a daily basis, and in the spirit of things, it seemed fitting to post an excerpt from one of them to go along with the mark eaton photoshop entry lol:

Peaceluvkels: and i've also been thinking, i don't necessarily believe that chuck norris was ever really that great. i believe that, at some point, mark eaton took over chuck norris' body, kind of like dead people do to "take care of business" or whatever they refer to it as, and it was, at that point, that chuck norris became a great amentity to society.

Mark Eaton said...

I can't believe my grandma gave you all those pictures of me. The next time I play hockey against her, she's in for a world of hurt.

Harry (From WWWPM) said...

waiter: not so good
wizard of oz: ingenious and well put together

Derek said...

Hey Harry don't come in here and job someone. No one said it was a professional-photoship contest.

Go back to running your blog so you can be somewhere else when the girls don't call.....dick

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you Derek...

This site is the best!

Tee said...

owned by derek.

tiffany said...

Hahaha.....thanks guys. :D

And 2 things that are completely off-subject:

1.) The fact that the Penguins WERE the #1 story on PPG's website after they beat the Devils - "How sweet it is to be loved by you."

2.) And Crosby, Malkin, Staal, and Fleury - "All for one, and one for all."

Harry (From WWWPM) said...

Hey, whoa. I was just sharing my opinions on the photos. I thought that some were good and some were not as good. Isn't the point of comments to share your thoughts on the post? I just didn't really understand that one becasue it was already penguin-related. C'mon guys, no need to take it out on me. I love your blog. Usually I come here for Pens news before I even go to the Penguins homepage. Just take it easy.

Adrienne said...

And the additions make it even better. LOL

Jeff said...

Adam Caldwell?! What a coincidence! I'll have to try to get in touch with you, man! Weird!

Staff said...

haha harry

we just like to pick fights sometimes.

but you were the first person to talk smack on somebody's artwork.

go pens.

thomes08 said...

Eat that Washington!

GO PENS!

Derek said...

Harry,

Thats fine thats your opinion, and we welcome any comment of course. Everyone tries to be civil in the comments, even if they get mad about something.
Plus don't job someone like that. Your lucky Mark Eaton didn't hear about this.

Anonymous said...

I know Ryan Patsko. He is famous now.

Anonymous said...

so on WTAE's intro to the sports, they have heinz field and pnc park.

no mellon arena.

what the fuck

-Jay

Anonymous said...

oh yea, mark eaton used his mind to move the net.

why?
because he knew the penguins needed a line change, so he looked at the net, it moved, and marks crazy mind force made him fall too.

-Jay

Rwarner174 said...

How nice is it to have Thibault as a backup. Right now we have 4 solid lines, 6 adaquite defensmen, 2 solid goalies, and guys being scratched that are good enough to play in the NHL. This team is looking really good right now. I hope our action in the trade market is very limited. I just am hoping we don't do something stupid just to bring some goon into the mix.

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