Wednesday, November 8, 2006

The Lightning(s) Suck(s)

I spent ten seconds of my time trying to figure out whether to use the plural or singular form of Lightning. I want those ten seconds back.

...Post-Gazette story regarding how the Pens felt about the recent West Coast trip...
...Toronto's Mats Sundin out for a month with something about his elbow...

...The Tribune-Review praises Dominic Moore...

...Pens-Lightning tonight is one of only four games going on in the NHL tonight...

Starting goalies look to be Marc-Andre Fleury and mid-90s flash-in-the-souvenir-cup Manon Rheaume.

In relation to other NHL goaltenders, she's pretty hot.

In all seriousness, Rheaume was never depicted on an NHL video game roster...meaning she never even existed.

...And, finally, a major Pittsburgh sports media personality has agreed to let us grill him with a Q & A session. You'll never guess who it is.

Let's Go Pens

20 comments:

Shorty said...

Aw..Manon...found memories. Being a goalie myself, i found her to be super sexxy back when she played. I know she played in the RHI for awhile, but i guess she hung em up after that.

CaucasianInvasion said...

If Mark Madden is the personality, can you ask him why he hasn't killed himself yet?

Anonymous said...

good ole danny potash.

yes.

also, fuck shelly anderson

Anonymous said...

"Wins and Loses lead to Mixed Emotions"...what the fuck kind of title is that?!

-brandon

chris said...

haha i agree

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Brett said...

I'm curious how those who post on this glorious blog feel about Mark Madden as a radio show host and Pens fan. And please don't answer that question with something that has to do with how fat and ugly he is.

After listening to him for a while now, I do not think I have heard from a bigger Pens fan in the true sense... aside from my four friends who are the masterminds behind this site of course

This should be interesting.

Dennis said...

I think it's awesome that he even gives the Pens a chance in his discussions. He done this while we've been both good and bad and even if you hate what his views are on the team he gives them more coverage than anyone else in the city.

Anonymous said...

He likes the Pens... hoo-ray! Big deal... he also talks about Manchester United.

He has as much credibility as a broadcaster as Cory Lidle had as a pilot.

chris said...

brett...youre picture is awesome man...you better be over here for the game at the casa de pensblog

Brett said...

No credibility? Considering his relationships with Lemieux and Company, I beg to differ. As far as the whole Manchester United thing, he shouts out a score every once and a while... Im not defending him, but those are to ludacris statements from anonymous.

Yes Chris, I am looking forward to it.

Dennis said...

And someone who decides who stay anonymous has about as much credibility as pretty much nothing.

Anonymous said...

I had the privilege of seeing Manon's first (and only?) game at the igloo. I think she gave up something like 4 goals in 10 minutes.

CaucasianInvasion said...

I just don't like the guy. He thinks he's much better than he actually is. He throws a bunch of ludicrous statements at the wall and hope something sticks so he can "I toldya so" to everyone else.

He can only get his points across by berating, insults, or factoring to the lowest-common-denominator most times.

He's like Jim Rome. Entertaining at times, but too much name-dropping (Hey, did you know he lives in Ben's neighborhood? If not, he'll remind you weekly), ridiculous, and downright wrong viewpoints much of the time.

Dennis said...

Anyone else see Fluery adjusting his junk before right before the game. His pants ended up coming untied...he might wanna fix that.

LETS GO PENS

caucasianinvasion said...

Well that was a quick demotion for Thorburn.

Anonymous said...

nils ekman.......


enough said

Anonymous said...

points are points in my book.

but still, it was a rather sloppy game in my opinion.

-Jay

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